Monday, April 3, 2006

The Westboro Baptist Church (Or, as I like to call them, the Phelps' Family Church) began protesting as soon as they heard of rainbow sheep.

Notice the worried look on the sheep's face.

Rainbow Sheep are the latest creation of the PC movement. In an effort to eliminate racism in children's nursery rhymes, the PACT (Parents And Children Together) of London have altered the words to "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" to Rainbow Sheep.

Oh, PUH-Lease!

Other nurseries have refused this nonsense.

"We sing Baa Baa Black Sheep and Baa Baa White Sheep because that's reality, that's what the children see in the fields and it encourages them to look around them," said Jill Edge, from the Sunshine Centre in Banbury, north Oxfordshire.

"Realistically, they are not going to see rainbow sheep in the fields. There are much better ways of addressing these issues."

Once they realized that PACT wasn't a pro gay/lesbian organization, the Westboro Baptist Church quietly packed it up and left the field.

No member of the Phelps' family could be reached for comment at this time.

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