Wednesday, November 30, 2011


I Think She's Startin' to Turn...

It's a good thing that we have the Obama administration looking out for us. In order to make sure we all have enough food in this economic downturn, Obama and his boys have legalized horse slaughter and rendering of horse meat for human consumption. 

Just like the Hogwallers, we'll all be horse-eating summbitches, soon! 

Monday, November 28, 2011

The Holly And The Ivy

I'm breaking out the Christmas Spirit:

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving, 2011.

I hope all of my blogging friends are having a wonderful Thanksgiving. The family will be gettin' together today, and much food and comradery will be had by all. Then, we're going to burn stuff in the firepit, just to make sure we do our part to contribute to global warming!

And of course, being the good friend that I am, here are a few tips to make your Thanksgiving go smoothly.

First, the Shat-man advices you on how NOT to immolate yourself while frying that turkey:

Next, Mike and the 'bots help you keep that dinner pleasant:

Saturday, November 19, 2011

It's Almost Here!

The Doctor Who Christmas special trailer is out!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Those Bedroom Eyes...

The ambiguously governed 'religious police' of Saudi Arabia now have the authority to order a woman with "tempting eyes" to completely cover herself in some areas.


I really hope that idiots that prattle on about how Sharia law is fair and actually liberating to women could be put in a room with a pack of these barbarian Islamists and see how well they fare.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Obama: A Gaffe a Minute

Just a couple days ago, I posted video of Obama's Key-San moment, and pointed out yet again the hypocrisy of the MSM when it comes to highlighting this administration's many, many gaffes.

Are you ready for the next oopsie?

I'm beginning to wonder if Obama is really as stupid as he comes across, or if he has a serious brain injury, or perhaps dementia.

According to Obama, Hawaii (the place he was supposedly born) is part of Asia. 

Good Lord. So did we get rid of Hawaii and somehow obtain a new state in the 57 he has previously mentioned?

Monday, November 14, 2011

This Just In

Frank Miller is racking up the awesome points:

See this! 


I know this is beating a dead horse, but I'll say it again: If President Bush had done this, and on Veteran's Day, no less, we'd never hear the end of what an idiot he is.

Yet let Obama show us his ass, and the media very politely lets it slide:

I just hope someone pulled him aside and told him not to say 'corpsemen' again.

Friday, November 11, 2011


1.    Where the hell are the rest of these going?

2.    And you thought the upkeep on an aquarium was difficult. 

3.    Finally, the funniest news of the day... The dirtbag homeless raping derelicts on Occupy Atlanta have taken poor hygiene to a new level: TUBERCULOSIS!

Now all we have to do is wait for cholera and the plague! Problem solved!

An aside... Who do you think is paying for the occubagger's health care? Got a mirror handy?


Where is my brain?!? Thank you to all of you veterans out there!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Palate Cleanser

OK. I'm tired of staring at a pic of some nasty leftist pretending to be artistic, but to blah to post about anything relevant, so here is a lovely pic of a train crossing in Oregon.


Monday, November 7, 2011

THIS is ART (If You're A Degenerate Leftist, Anyway.)

(This pic is edited.)

Surprise! Another Democrat posts pictures of his wee bait and tackle online and gets busted with his pants quite literally down, and right before an election, too!

Does he resign in humiliation? Does he even apologize?

Hell, no, chumps! He's a democrat, so there's no way he has to accept responsibility for his stupid, pervy actions!

In fact, C. Stephen Eckel is defending his peen-pics as, and I shit you not on this, art.

Read this and try not to swallow your teeth with laughter (all emphasis mine):

C. Stephen Eckel removed two of the photos Friday after 13WHAM's Sean Carroll questioned Eckel, a Democrat, about the photographs.  Those two images very clearly showed his private parts and were accessible on the website without any filters, disclaimers, or warnings.

(Because it's ART. That's why Eckel took the pics of his bits down.)

There is no doubting that the photos are presented as art and Eckel confirmed that they are of him and were part of a class project he worked on eleven years ago while pursuing a Master's of Fine Arts degree.
(Ooh, this was his FA thesis, eh? I'll bet a lot of the OWS dirtbags with equally 'useful' degrees are working on similar 'projects' every night in those filthy tents, especially with unwilling participants.)

"I invite people to look at it and judge for themselves,” Eckel said in an interview with 13WHAM News hours after this was brought to his attention. 
(I judged. You're a perv.)

“This is art.  This is my art.  This is my work and as a professor of photography that's what they want to see if they're evaluating me for a position."  

(Your wrinkly dink is not art. It's your wrinkly dink. Also, I would question whether that's what 'they' want to see when evaluating you for a 'position', and also, why can't you find gainful employment with your FINE ARTS degree?Also, if all it takes to get a master's degree in fine arts is a webcam crotch-shot, I would laughingly suggest that you were robbed by your university. Have fun with those student loans! Maybe you can join the previously mentioned OWS'ers!)
The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle describes the photos as sepia-toned, taken with a wide lens at an elevated angle, and were full frontal nude shots of Eckel but not sexual in nature.
(Ah. Select sepia tone on your webcam program and tilt the cam back and BOOM, you've got ART. Gotcha.)

Now I may not know art, but this kind of schlock ranks up there with Piss Christ as far as I'm concerned. Scrotums (Scroti?) aren't exactly riveting medium. It's shock-crap for untalented and uncreative hacks.

Now all I have to do is wait for our favorite high-brow, Ducky, to show up and tell me how a middle-aged man's cock is "ethereal."

Friday, November 4, 2011

Psuedostinians Explained and Excoriated:

I would say PREACH IT, brotha', but as we all know, Mr. Condell is an atheist... Still, he is on a definite roll:

When Elephants Attack

Check this video out. The look on Bashir's face is hi-larious!


This video is very, very good, IMO:

Wednesday, November 2, 2011