Saturday, December 31, 2011

Hormuz: Obama's Latest Fail.



Do any of you remember those '3 am' commercials/ads from the last election cycle?

Good lawrd, I wish I had anyone but Obama at the helm right now. If only Biden or Shrillary could take charge during Obama's latest vay-cay. It would be better than the NOTHING we have going on right now! 

How are gas prices around your parts? Did they shoot up 35 cents or more overnight like they did here in Ohio due to Obama's mishandling of the latest Iranian show of defiance? 


Thursday, December 29, 2011

Obamas Celebrate Fabricated Racist Holiday

It's been a few years since I reposted my dissertation on the clumsily cobbled together and completely made up racist holiday known as Kwanzaa, created by a violent black supremacist Ron Everett, who later changed his name to Maulana Karenga.

I couldn't let it go this year, however.

The Obamas, having screwed up Hanukkah and having wasted piles of taxpayer money on a Christmas vacation to Hawaii now, in the spirit of umoja, are wishing ignorant blacks and go-along ignorants of other races a happy Kwanzaa.

Story here.


The Obamas should be ashamed of perpetuating this scam. Please see my original post on Kwanzaa here.


Monday, December 26, 2011

Merry Christmas, Kuffar...

...Here's your present:

Multiple Christmas day bombings in Nigeria against Catholics attending services leaving at least 40 dead so far! The scene was so bad that the military had to be activated to regain control. 

The terrorist group Boko Haram, which roughly translates into 'western education is sin', hails from Nigeria's mostly Islamic north and has ambitions of imposing Sharia law on Nigeria's mostly Christian south. 

And the best way to convert people to Islam is to proselytize with fire, of course.

These are the words of Boko Haram:  


“We want to re-emphasize that our main objective is the restoration of Sharia legal system in line with the teachings of the Holy Qur’an. We want the Nigerian Constitution to be abrogated and democracy suspended and a full fledged Islamic state established.
“We want to emphasize that trouble started in this part of the world when the white men came and colonized our lands, chased away the emirs and righteous leaders and then replaced the system with western legislative, judicial and executive procedures.
“They also changed our pattern of learning and upbringing to the detriment of moral teachings. That was exactly what prompted the establishment of our organization.”



Meanwhile in France, a young Muslim male has been thrown in jail for punching his wife's midwife for, are you ready... 

Examining his wife's perineal area and attempting to remove his wife's burqua so she could give birth.

I shit you not.

From this source


Nassim Mimoune, 24, had already been expelled from the delivery room for branding the midwife a 'rapist' as she carried out an intimate examination of his wife.
Then through a window he spotted the nurse taking off his wife's burqa as she prepared to give birth.
He smashed open the locked door and hit the woman in the face, demanding she replace the full Islamic face veil.
As his wife delivered a baby boy, Mimoune was ejected from the building by security men from the hospital in Marseille and arrested for assault.
A judge in the southern French port jailed Mimoune for six months on Wednesday, telling him: 'Your religious values are not superior to the laws of the republic.'


Thank God France is taking a stand against the Islamification of their country. I only hope it isn't too late. 

Let's leave this religion of pieces roundup with a word from one of my favorite YouTube commentators, Wild Bill:



Update:

I just saw this video at Mr. AOW's site and couldn't resist putting it up with this blog post!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas!

What Christmas is all about:



A favorite that never gets old!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Occupy Christmas

I know it borders on the long side, but please watch and let me know what you think of this: 

Monday, December 19, 2011

Kim Jong Il: DEAD.

The Comrade is dead! Long live the Comrade!

Looks like Barry will have a new 'Dear Leader' to bow to!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Wild Bill Rides Again!

Wild Bill, doing the job that NOW and other so-called 'women's rights' groups ought to be doing:


Saturday, December 10, 2011

Live Long and Sleep!

And now for something completely different...

I would buy a mattress for every room of my house from this guy:


Friday, December 9, 2011

It's the Jihad, Stupid.

Malik Nidal Hasan, the Muslim Army psychologist who gunned down and murdered 13 people and wounded dozens more after screaming "Allahu Akbar" while dressed in a dirty nightgown was not, according to the Obama administration, a terrorist, but rather a perpetrator of "WORKPLACE VIOLENCE."

I crap you negative.

Now, a little thought experiment for you:

I walk into my workplace armed to the teeth and scream, 'Jesus Christ victorious', or some other such phrase, gun down over a dozen people and wound scores more.

Do you think this administration would label me a perpetrator of 'workplace violence', or a religious extremist?


Indefinite Detention

You conservative bloggers out there had better start watching what you say; that pesky Constitution is being worked-around by the benevolent left.

It's for our own good.

See this article.

And we all know who Napolitano thinks are the real 'terrorists', don't we?

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Pearl Harbor Day

A little over three years ago, I was fortunate enough to be able to visit Pearl Harbor.

It was a reverent place, and an awesome experience. Below are some of the pictures that I took (click to enlarge):



















May those brave souls never be forgotten!

Update:


Shamelessly stolen from the AWD website:

Thank You

From the director of this video, 'Kadinchey' in Bhutanese means thank you. I saw this and it thought it was beautiful:



Kadinchey!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

ALWAYS Carry!

I Think She's Startin' to Turn...

It's a good thing that we have the Obama administration looking out for us. In order to make sure we all have enough food in this economic downturn, Obama and his boys have legalized horse slaughter and rendering of horse meat for human consumption. 

Just like the Hogwallers, we'll all be horse-eating summbitches, soon! 


Monday, November 28, 2011

The Holly And The Ivy

I'm breaking out the Christmas Spirit:

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving, 2011.

I hope all of my blogging friends are having a wonderful Thanksgiving. The family will be gettin' together today, and much food and comradery will be had by all. Then, we're going to burn stuff in the firepit, just to make sure we do our part to contribute to global warming!

And of course, being the good friend that I am, here are a few tips to make your Thanksgiving go smoothly.

First, the Shat-man advices you on how NOT to immolate yourself while frying that turkey:



Next, Mike and the 'bots help you keep that dinner pleasant:

Saturday, November 19, 2011

It's Almost Here!

The Doctor Who Christmas special trailer is out!


Thursday, November 17, 2011

Those Bedroom Eyes...

The ambiguously governed 'religious police' of Saudi Arabia now have the authority to order a woman with "tempting eyes" to completely cover herself in some areas.

Seriously.

I really hope that idiots that prattle on about how Sharia law is fair and actually liberating to women could be put in a room with a pack of these barbarian Islamists and see how well they fare.


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Obama: A Gaffe a Minute

Just a couple days ago, I posted video of Obama's Key-San moment, and pointed out yet again the hypocrisy of the MSM when it comes to highlighting this administration's many, many gaffes.

Are you ready for the next oopsie?

I'm beginning to wonder if Obama is really as stupid as he comes across, or if he has a serious brain injury, or perhaps dementia.

According to Obama, Hawaii (the place he was supposedly born) is part of Asia. 

Good Lord. So did we get rid of Hawaii and somehow obtain a new state in the 57 he has previously mentioned?

Monday, November 14, 2011

This Just In

Frank Miller is racking up the awesome points:

See this! 

Key-San

I know this is beating a dead horse, but I'll say it again: If President Bush had done this, and on Veteran's Day, no less, we'd never hear the end of what an idiot he is.

Yet let Obama show us his ass, and the media very politely lets it slide:



I just hope someone pulled him aside and told him not to say 'corpsemen' again.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Potpourri

1.    Where the hell are the rest of these going?

2.    And you thought the upkeep on an aquarium was difficult. 

3.    Finally, the funniest news of the day... The dirtbag homeless raping derelicts on Occupy Atlanta have taken poor hygiene to a new level: TUBERCULOSIS!

Now all we have to do is wait for cholera and the plague! Problem solved!

An aside... Who do you think is paying for the occubagger's health care? Got a mirror handy?

UPDATE:


Where is my brain?!? Thank you to all of you veterans out there!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Palate Cleanser

OK. I'm tired of staring at a pic of some nasty leftist pretending to be artistic, but to blah to post about anything relevant, so here is a lovely pic of a train crossing in Oregon.

Aaahhh:


Monday, November 7, 2011

THIS is ART (If You're A Degenerate Leftist, Anyway.)



(This pic is edited.)



Surprise! Another Democrat posts pictures of his wee bait and tackle online and gets busted with his pants quite literally down, and right before an election, too!

Does he resign in humiliation? Does he even apologize?

Hell, no, chumps! He's a democrat, so there's no way he has to accept responsibility for his stupid, pervy actions!

In fact, C. Stephen Eckel is defending his peen-pics as, and I shit you not on this, art.


Read this and try not to swallow your teeth with laughter (all emphasis mine):

C. Stephen Eckel removed two of the photos Friday after 13WHAM's Sean Carroll questioned Eckel, a Democrat, about the photographs.  Those two images very clearly showed his private parts and were accessible on the website without any filters, disclaimers, or warnings.

(Because it's ART. That's why Eckel took the pics of his bits down.)

There is no doubting that the photos are presented as art and Eckel confirmed that they are of him and were part of a class project he worked on eleven years ago while pursuing a Master's of Fine Arts degree.
(Ooh, this was his FA thesis, eh? I'll bet a lot of the OWS dirtbags with equally 'useful' degrees are working on similar 'projects' every night in those filthy tents, especially with unwilling participants.)

"I invite people to look at it and judge for themselves,” Eckel said in an interview with 13WHAM News hours after this was brought to his attention. 
(I judged. You're a perv.)

“This is art.  This is my art.  This is my work and as a professor of photography that's what they want to see if they're evaluating me for a position."  

(Your wrinkly dink is not art. It's your wrinkly dink. Also, I would question whether that's what 'they' want to see when evaluating you for a 'position', and also, why can't you find gainful employment with your FINE ARTS degree?Also, if all it takes to get a master's degree in fine arts is a webcam crotch-shot, I would laughingly suggest that you were robbed by your university. Have fun with those student loans! Maybe you can join the previously mentioned OWS'ers!)
The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle describes the photos as sepia-toned, taken with a wide lens at an elevated angle, and were full frontal nude shots of Eckel but not sexual in nature.
(Ah. Select sepia tone on your webcam program and tilt the cam back and BOOM, you've got ART. Gotcha.)



Now I may not know art, but this kind of schlock ranks up there with Piss Christ as far as I'm concerned. Scrotums (Scroti?) aren't exactly riveting medium. It's shock-crap for untalented and uncreative hacks.

Now all I have to do is wait for our favorite high-brow, Ducky, to show up and tell me how a middle-aged man's cock is "ethereal."

Friday, November 4, 2011

Psuedostinians Explained and Excoriated:

I would say PREACH IT, brotha', but as we all know, Mr. Condell is an atheist... Still, he is on a definite roll:

When Elephants Attack


Check this video out. The look on Bashir's face is hi-larious!



UPDATE: 


This video is very, very good, IMO:

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

All He Needs Now Is A TARDIS...

Connor went as the 11th Doctor for Halloween:



Not bad, if I do say so myself! :)

Happy Halloween!

To all of my blogging friends, have a great Halloween!



Also, check out these pumpkin wins.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Obamanomics





You wouldn't believe what I just paid for a bit of groceries today.

Well, waitaminute... Of course you would; YOU pay for your groceries, too.

Friday, October 21, 2011

DWFO: "This is Gallifrey/Vale Decem"

This is really cool:



These folks individually record a piece or Murray Gold's Dr. Who score on their computers and send in their parts to be edited and put together and posted by another YouTuber.

The first attempt, "I am the Doctor" is here.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Ghaddafi Killed

Not too many details yet, but it appears that Ghaddafi has been killed.



So can we assume that Obama will pull our troops out of Libya?

Nah, lets just give 'em more money that we don't have.

Three Hots and a Cot

I'll start out by saying that I don't think murderers should get parole. I think they should get a swift execution.

In this woman's case, I would make an exception. A lifetime of hard labor on a chain gang, and when she can no longer do the work, then she can be executed.

Patrizia Reggiani, aka The Black Widow, had her husband murdered after being left for another woman and outrageously only receiving $650,000 in her divorce settlement.

She was sentenced to 26 years in prison and has now served 13. She is eligible for parole but turned it down because she would have to get a job.


From this source:


'No thanks as it would mean getting a job and I have never worked a day in my life.'

Patrizia, who is serving her sentence in the Milan jail, added: 'I would prefer to stay in my cell and water my plants.'

She also said she wanted to stay inside because she wanted to take care of her pet ferret.


Since when do you get to keep plants and pet frickin' ferrets in jail?

Three hots and a cot, and not even having to lift a finger. Must be nice.


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

All Your Base...

It's been a busy couple of days! I plan on checking out folk's blogs after I get done with work later today, as I should be done by the afternoon.

Meanwhile, I'm forced to wonder at the lack of outrage over President Obama getting us into yet another war. I seem to recall him saying something during his campaign about getting us out of wars.

How exactly does Uganda pose a threat to U.S. security interests? What does Obama know and when did he know it?


Also, you must check this out. Excellent satire!




Friday, October 14, 2011

Accentuated.

The next time some Brit says something about an American hacking up a British accent...



'Rory' is the only one that can sorta pass, and Matt Smith thinks he's John Wayne!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Heading for Extinction.

This is unreal:



I don't know what to say. If the left has managed to condition people to be this helpless, we're done.



Monday, October 10, 2011

Filthy Dirty Hippie Scum Abusing Their Children

Filthy Dirty Hippie Scum Abusing Their Children

Considering how most of these 'protestors' are conducting themselves, I would tend to agree.

Richard Reid Update

Nearly ten years after trying to murder an entire airplane full of innocent people in the name of Allah, comically incompetent shoe bomber Richard Reid says that he will starve himself to death over inhumane treatment in prison.

What are we infidels doing that is so terrible? His mail is delayed and the air conditioning isn't cold enough.

                                                (He sure looks mistreated, doesn't he?)

Unlike the last time Reid tried a hunger strike and we force-fed him, I say let him try. If he doesn't want to eat... Well, that's one less terrorist mouth to feed.

Read more here (not that it is not from a U.S. MSM source), including how his dad says that he didn't really mean to kill anyone over the Atlantic; he purposefully messed up the terrorist act as a cry for help.

Ugh.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

The Cone of Shame



Poor Fortune. That look she's giving the camera has pretty much been the look nonstop since Dave and I put the e-collar on her.

She went out in the yard and somehow managed to tear a quarter-sized chunk of skin off her chest. After two days of her incessant licking it was starting to look infected, so Dave held her head, I collared her up, cleaned the wound with peroxide and soap and put polysporin on it. Hopefully, she won't be able to lick it and it will heal with regular cleaning. 

Friday, October 7, 2011

What is This?

Anyone out there a savvy botanist? (I'm a black thumb.)

My daughter brought this plant home. She found it knocked over in the road in a tiny pot. I clipped off the  bad leaves, re-potted it after removing a spiderweb-like mess of dead roots and watered it.

It's been three days and the thing hasn't died, but I have no clue as to what it is? Any ideas?



Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Menme Not MenYou


Yet another example of 'let them eat cake' from the Obamas:

Menme Not MenYou

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Just a Couple of Thoughts.

Crazy-person Pat Robertson says he will no longer make political endorsements... And politicians everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.

And, in a Sharia-law-type 'suggestion', NYPD officers are telling women in a neighborhood plagued by a rapist that they should not wear short skirts or shorts, as they are asking to be targets. 

So it's the woman's fault that a predator can't control himself? WOW. Here's a wild idea, NYPD... Instead of worrying about how much leg a girl is showing, you could focus on catching the guy doing the raping.

Just sayin'.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

If You Love Allah...

... You should hack your four-year-old daughter to death while listening to the Koran.

From this source, all emphasis mine:


A woman "sacrificed" her daughter to Allah to "exorcise evil spirits", the Old Bailey has heard.
Shayma Ali, 36, who was suffering from psychosis, stabbed the four-year-old up to 40 times and took out her liver.
The girl's body was found at her east London flat on the Chatsworth Estate, Clapton, east London, in December.
(WHAT WAS LEFT OF HER BODY.)
Ali pleaded guilty to manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility. She was sent to a mental hospital indefinitely.
When police arrived at their east London home, the woman was chanting: "I seek refuge in God from the curse of Satan".
(THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE UP ISLAM.)
The Old Bailey heard Ali had sunk "suddenly and deeply into mental illness" and was convinced the spirits or jinn had entered the bodies of members of her family.
Koranic verses
Her daughter had remained at the flat in December because she had been ill and was not allowed to go to nursery.
After her arrest, Ali told her husband: "Suddenly it came into my mind that I should correct my behaviour towards Allah.
"Then a voice told me 'if you love Allah you should sacrifice your daughter."'
(SO ALLAH DEMANDS HUMAN SACRIFICE...)
She told a doctor she strangled the child and when she was unconscious, she carried her on to the kitchen table where she used the knife to ensure the spirits were exorcised.
(THIS POOR CHILD HAD TO ENDURE THE HORROR OF HER BAT-SHIT CRAZY 'MOM' CHOKING HER... I TRULY HOPE SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE SHE WAS HACKED TO BITS IN ALLAH'S NAME.)
As she stabbed the girl, Koranic verses were played in the background on an electronic device, the court heard.
(WELL, ALLAH ACKBAR!)
Judge Anthony Morris told Ali: "One of the horrifying aspects of this case is how quickly you lost control of yourself."
(HAHAHAAA... YEAH, I'M SURE IT WAS TOTALLY SUDDEN.)
Gary Dolby, head of London's Crown Prosecution Service Homicide Unit, said: "Family members and police officers encountered appalling scenes when they entered the house.
"This is clearly a very sad case and our thoughts go to the family at this difficult time."

Cockroaches


Friday, September 30, 2011

Anwar-al-Awlaki Dead

Now that Annie has been taken out, I hope the glorious shaheed thoroughly enjoys his 72 virgins in Allah's sky-brothel:


Bonus internet points to anyone who shops a picture of Annie's boys, as promised by the Koran:


(QURAN 52:24): "And there will go round boy-servants of theirs, to serve them as if they were preserved pearls."
(QURAN 56:17): "They will be served by immortal boys."
(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."
It is common in Arabic poetry to glorify homosexuality, take their famous poet Abu Nuwas:
O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your whore who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Perry: Dhimmi Candidate.

I don't know about you, but I'm sick of leaders that bow to Muslims.

Stick a fork in Perry, he's done. 


What is not yet as widely known about Perry is that he extends his taxpayer-funded compassion not only to illegal aliens but also to Muslim groups seeking to whitewash the violent history of that religion. Perry endorsed and facilitated the adoption in Texas public schools of a pro-Muslim curriculum unit developed by Muslim clerics in Pakistan.
Perry’s connections to Muslim groups in Texas are well documented. A recent Christian Science Monitor story said, “Perry has attended a number of Ismaili events in Texas, brokered a few agreements between the state and Ismailis (including the legislation introducing Islamic curricula into Texas schools), and even laid the first brick at the groundbreaking ceremony for an Ismaili worship center in Plano in 2005.”
The Muslim Histories and Cultures (MHC) project was formalized in 2004 in a signed agreement between the University of Texas at Austin and Aga Khan University in Pakistan. The announcement of the MHC project credited Gov. Perry by name with being “instrumental” in its launch.
The agreement calls for an extensive program of bi-cultural teacher training funded jointly by both parties. More than 200 Texas teachers have been trained in the program, which is ongoing. The project’s curriculum units were initially available for viewing on the university’s website, but have since been scrubbed from the Internet. It appears Texas officials do not want the curriculum examined by Texas taxpayers.
Islam scholar Robert Spencer, head of Jihad Watch, examined the program and concluded, “The curriculum is a complete whitewash and it’s got the endorsement of Perry. It’s not going to give you any idea why people are waging jihad against the West — it’s only going to make you think that the real problem is ‘Islamophobia.’”
Perhaps Spencer exaggerates the curriculum’s bias? Examine it for yourself here.
Perry’s close ties to Muslim groups led the political blog Salon to headline a recent story: “Rick Perry: The pro-Sharia candidate?” Evidence in support of that theme comes from Gov. Perry’s refusal to support legislation sponsored by Texas Republican legislators to outlaw Sharia law in Texas.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

Islamic 'Roid Rage

I dare you to read this without laughing and getting pissed off, too!

Gaffomatic pResident.

Amazing gaffes, lies and ummmmsss... A bit long, but worth the watch:



And you know that the rich should pay the same taxes as the Joooos, um, I mean JANITORS:



Dont' forget that Barry's uncle helped to liberate Auschwitz.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I submit, once again, that this president should be impeached and the MSM tried and convicted for criminal negligence.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Wait For Me.

I know... A lot of videos around here lately. My attention span is suffering too much to get into heavy politics.

(Oh, hey... Obama is here in Cincinnati to talk about how he created jobs for the Brent Spence bridge rebuild... Which was already in the making, anyway. He managed to royally screw up traffic for those of us who DO have jobs, as the BSB is a major artery to and from Kentucky and is a major interstate, too.)

That said, this is a very cool, striking stop motion video. The title translates: Evolution of the female image over the centuries.


Friday, September 16, 2011

Video Friday

I've got a full day of work today, so it's Video Friday!

First, it's Steven Crowder on SSI:



And on a totally unrelated note, Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers in an Epic Rap Battle!

(NSFW)

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Obama Focuses on the Little Man


Can You Read Lips?

It's 9-11. What do you think Mooochelle just said, and Obama agreed to?



Sorry to bore you. I'm sure we can get you off to your next taxpayer-provided vacation in no time, Michelle.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Most Important PSA You Will Ever See

I Hate People.

I'll bet you a sack of ten that this asshat voted for Obama...


Stocky stock broker Martin Kessman is suing White Castle for being unable to fit his 290lb frame into the chain’s stationary booths.
The 64-year-old claims he injured himself at a White Castle in Nanuet, New York, while trying to “wedge” himself into one of the establishment’s table-seat combos.
Kessman wrote the company to complain, and says HQ sent him back “three very condescending letters” with coupons for free hamburgers. After waiting two years for White Castle to make good on a promise to expand seating space, Kessman decided enough was enough, and filed a lawsuit against the company asking for bigger booths and an unspecified amount in damages.
According to Kessman, White Castle is in violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act. “I just want to sit down like a normal person,” he says.


Read the whole thing here.

I don't know about you, but claiming to be disabled because your ass is too large?!? Stop eating at White Castle for a little while and you will fit into the booths again!!!

For those of you who don't mind a bit of rowdy language, here is Penn and Teller's spot-on take on the ADA:



Ladies and gentlemen, I suggest we all take one for the team and have a few sliders today. Support your local White Castle!

And Now For Something Completely Different:


Tempest Milky Way from Randy Halverson on Vimeo.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

9-11, a Decade Later.

Unfortunately, I did not have time to make an elaborate post about this decennial date. Work, jury duty and home has kept me more than busy.

I have just enough time today between clients to post this small memorial:

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Who are the Real Zombies?

Isn't the left supposed to be the party of peace and tolerance?

Not if you disagree with them, of course.

Check out the latest display of bipartisan understanding with those who don't follow a progressive agenda:



At least they didn't call the zombies teabaggers, I suppose.

Also, it is hilarious that anti-gun nuts are advocating shooting conservatives with guns like Uzis, which they would ban outright.

Also, what's up with putting zombie Bachmann in a tight skirt and bra? All that vitriol, and then the urge to sexualize her? I wonder what Freud would say...

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Coming or Going...


Don't worry Mr. President... I'll be working extra-hard with clients on Monday while you no doubt take another taxpayer funded vay-cay, as Tuesday through Friday I'll have another grand jury session for which I will make $10 per day. Then, come the weekend, I'll work as much as the company has clients to give me to try to make up some of the difference. My paycheck next week will still be very thin, though.

Hope and Change, people!

Still, I suppose I should be glad that I have any work at all, considering Obama has hit yet another historic milestone.

Friday, September 2, 2011

I Like to Read... About Squirrels


Meh. I'm in a blog funk. There is so much going on right now, but I can't bring myself to post anything serious.

So, here is a funny little song:


On an awesome note, my Granny is picking up all three kids tonight for a sleep-over. I don't think Dave and I have had a kid free night since... Well, since I don't remember when!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Obama's Illegal Family

Please do follow this link and read about yet another illegal Kenyan relative of our president living off your dime.


Presidents Barack Obongo’s illegal uncle arrested; ‘Uncle Omar’ almost hits cop car, tries to call White House

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Playground Rising

Having acquired a large sunroof window from a defunct grocery store, my Grandpa, Dad, and Husband set about framing a back yard playground for the kids:

Raising:






Our Dane Fortune supervises the cementing of the posts:


Next weekend they plan to install a deck with a slide and start working on a crossbeam for swings. The kids will have the autumn to play on it, and next year the sky is the limit.

In fact, once the kids are in for the night we might put a couple chairs on the deck and enjoy ourselves. :)

Saturday, August 27, 2011

I Guess Obama Isn't Paying Her Rent:

I know this is long, but do watch this video; it will make your brain melt (nsfw language):



Then go back to Africa and find out how wonderful your life would be under some of the current brutal governments, you stoned, racist, commie leech-woman! If you need money to get there, I'll start a bake sale!

Honestly, I could go on a point-by-point debunking of every single thing she's said, but at some point you have to let the absurdity speak for itself.

My favorite part is how she claims that there was electricity in ancient Africa, but Jesus Christ is bullshit.

(Seriously, I do feel badly for this woman in one sense: She's hurting so badly for some reason that she's lashed out at God... I hope she gets straightened up with Him.)


Eh, it's only $10 million of your tax dollars. At least Mooochelle is having a great time while you work like a dog to make ends meet.

Meanwhile,  Time  magazine's latest cover, and an excellent parody found at iOwnTheWorld.com: