Friday, December 31, 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

They're All Cylons

That's what Beamish surmises, anyway. ;)


Monday, December 27, 2010

Dr. Who Christmas Carol

Kewl:




Follow the links and keep circulating the tapes.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas to all!


It's a good one here, as always!

Happy Birthday, Jesus!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Another Poster Contest Brewing?

We all remember the rioting and deaths involved with the cartoonifada, and the apeshit crazy protesting against the Draw Mohammad Day contest put out there by a blogger who received so many threats of violence against her from the supposedly nonviolent adherents of the 'religion of peace' that she had to go into hiding. 

Well, apparently the same folks who must never, ever be offended have no trouble whatsoever offending other religions.

From this source: 



It reads: 'On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me an STD (sexually transmitted disease).
'On the second day debt, on the third rape, the fourth teenage pregnancies and then there was abortion.'
According to the posters, Christmas is also to responsible for paganism, domestic violence, homelessness, vandalism, alcohol and drugs.
Another offence of Christmas, it proclaims, is 'claiming God has a son'.




The bottom of the poster declares: 'In Islam we are protected from all of these evils. We have marriage, family, honour, dignity, security, rights for man, woman and child.'
The campaign's organiser is 27-year-old Abu Rumaysah, who once called for Sharia Law in Britain at a press conference held by hate preacher leader Anjem Choudary, the leader of militant group Islam4UK.
Former Home Secretary Alan Johnson banned Islam4UK group earlier this year, making it a criminal offence to be a member, after it threatened to protest at Wootton Bassett, the town where Britain honours its war dead.
Mr Rumaysah told the Mail that he was unconcerned about offending Christians.
He said: 'Christmas is a lie and as Muslims it is our duty to attack it.
'But our main attack is on the fruits of Christmas, things like alcohol abuse and promiscuity that increase during Christmas and all the other evils these lead to such as abortion, domestic violence and crime.
'We hope that out campaign will make people realise that Islam is the only way to avoid this and convert.'
Mr Rumaysah, who said his campaign was not linked to any group, boasted that the posters would be put up in cities around the country, including London, Birmingham and Cardiff.
The campaign was highlighted by volunteers from a charity which distributes food and presents to pensioners and the lonely at Christmas.
Sister Christine Frost, founder of the East London Neighbours in Poplar charity, said: 'The more posters I saw, the more angry I got.
'Someone is stirring hatred which leaves the road open to revenge attacks or petrol bombs through letter-boxes.
'I told the Mayor we are all scared.
'If we said such things about Muslims, we'd all be hanging from lamp-posts.


The poster itself is stupid; but the intent behind it is not. It is a slap in the face; a proclamation that a Muslim may say or do whatever he wishes, but the infidel had damned well better keep his mouth shut.

I say no. I'm not much of an artist, but I know some of you out there are. Would the design of a poster maligning one of Islam's rituals, such as the Haj or Ramadan, or Eid al-Fitr be OK with Islamists? Would they express their offense as the Sister did, or would there be blood in the streets?

I think we all know the answer to that. Let's see if freedom of expression and speech is a one way speech, shall we?



Also:

One-third of Muslim students in Britain say killing for religious offense is justified. No worries there, eh?

And:

Make sure not to even say ham around a Muslim, or Interpol will come a' knocking.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Sudan Radicalizing

Recently a video surfaced of Sudanese 'police' beating a kneeling woman in the head and feet, laughing as she screamed in pain and fear.




Outrage from the civilized world ensued, to which Sudanese president Omer Hassan Al-Bashir responded that if you found an unarmed woman being tortured by his state you "should wash up, pray twice and revert back to Islam."

REVERT BACK TO ISLAM. Yes, he said it; everyone is a Muslim deep down, they just haven't embraced it yet.

Back to the point, Al-Bashir continued on to say that those who found the beating offensive don't understand Sharia law because it "has always stipulated that one must whip, cut, or kill."

Real peaceful stuff there, huh? Islam really knows how to honor their women. I don't know of one other major religion that condones and requires as law cruelty like we just saw.


What did this woman do to earn such brutal treatment? Apparently she had the unmitigated gall to wear long pants in public.

But don't worry, folks, the state's judiciary is going to "investigate to find out if the punishment was carried out improperly."

Or at least they were, until Al-Bashir overruled them and canceled the inquiry, and then went on to state that Sudan will change its constitution to comply with Sharia law, especially if their South secedes.

Al-Bashir is wanted by the ICC for war crimes and genocide in Darfur. He housed al-Qaeda and bin Laden in the 1990's.

This is going to be a hot mess and another haven for terrorism, and eventually guess-who will be called upon to deal with it.

Source
A poorly guarded Mexican prison just across the border from Laredo, Texas allowed "about" 140 inmates to escape on Friday.

Gee, I wonder where they'll go?

Officials think that between 141 and 148 prisoners got away. That's right, they don't even know who's gone, but they figure it was about ten percent of the jail's total population. Although unsure of exactly which prisoners they're missing, the government says that most of the jail houses violent offenders, mostly Gulf and Zeta gang members in on drug and weapons charges.

According to the Mexican government, this sort of thing happens frequently because undertrained, underpaid and overworked guards can make more from the gangs by turning a blind eye.

But don't worry. We don't need to protect our border... The left tells us that only the poor Mexicans who want a job and live quietly in the shadows come here; you know, "undocumented immigrants." I'm sure these violent gang members know that too, and went south, right?

Sure. And once again, we have silence from our midstream media on the matter.

Source

Friday, December 17, 2010

For the 'gansta' in your life who has everything; Subs:



Yes, this is a real thing. I. Kid. You. Not.

Also:



You're too busy to entertain your cat. Let your iPad do it for you.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Christmas: The Seemingly Busiest Time of the Year!

I know I haven't posted much recently; I intend to do some reading of blogs and such tomorrow. Yesterday was Genna's kindergarten Christmas show, and today Aileen had to see the doc to get a load of wax dug out of her ears... Again.

Tomorrow night we are going to see the dress performance of the Dayton ballet's Nutcracker. (Except Genna; she is too little to stay up so late and will be spending the night with her grandmother.)

 I have never seen this in person, and neither have the kids, so it should be quite an experience!

Here are a couple of pics from last night's kindergarten performance, a pic with Santa, and a couple of pics thrown in from the Cincinnati Zoo's Festival of lights... The new elephant house with kids in the foreground and the tree at the entrance:







Sunday, December 12, 2010

What's So Special About Christmas?

Well, aside from the obvious:



13 more days. See ya, Santa.

You May Now Drool.

Get past the annoying and useless birthdate verification and commerical...

Then drool until you need to ring out your shirt.

Right here. 

Friday, December 10, 2010

Bubba is Back?

Huh? Did I wake up in 1993, or did Obama just abdicate a press conference to Bill Clinton in order to go to a party?

Even worse was that his excuse made him sound... Well... Whipped. Way to show the world strength, asshat.




Bad as he might have been, Clinton looked far more presidential than that grinning buffoon Obama. It's pretty bad when he makes me long for the nineties.




(Click here for an extended version of the above video.)

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

A Day That Will Live in Infamy

Let us not forget this day, nor 9-11.

Days like these should be burned into the soul of the American patriot.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Mugshot Sans Headscarf? Not When You're a Muslim!

Really?

BOULDER, Colo. (AP) ― A Muslim woman who refused to remove her headscarf for a Boulder County jail booking photo has been told she'll have to explain her refusal to a judge.

Maria Hardman, 19, of Boulder, who says she converted to Islam three years ago, pleaded guilty to an alcohol violation and was sentenced to two days in jail plus community service.

She told the Boulder Daily Camera on Friday that removing her headscarf for the photo would violate her beliefs because the Quran calls for Muslim women to wear the scarf except in the company of close family.

A police report said Hardman's blood-alcohol level was 0.19, more than twice the legal limit, after she crashed her motor-scooter in August.

Alcohol consumption is generally considered to be banned by Islam. Hardman said she drank punch provided at a party without knowing it contained alcohol. She said she left after she found out.



First of all, BULLSHIT! She couldn't smell alcohol spiked punch?!? She drank enough to get wasted and then decided to drive a car?!? HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Next... So this girl converted at 16? She read enough of the Koran to make her want to convert to Islam, wear a gorram headscarf, yet missed the part that states alcohol is forbidden?!? And SHE'S DRINKING UNDERAGED ANY DAMNED WAY!!!

Pious comments from CAIR in 3...2...1...

I swear, my head is going to explode...

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Does the Insult Never End?

We all know the lengths we are supposed to go to in order to avoid offending Islam. No mention must be made that, as Bill O'Reilly pointed out, Muslims killed us on 9-11! That would be insensitive!

After all, Muslims have a right to build a mosque at Ground Zero, but we mustn't allow an evil Wal-Mart in NYC! The largest provider of jobs in the world (and affordable merchandise) is oppressive and evil, not a religion that brutalizes women and calls for the death of every non-Muslim, Jews in particular.

Found here:


New York City is holding a “Walmart” hearing on December 14th to see whether or not they are “allowing” Walmart to build a store in New York City.
City Council Speaker Christine Quinn joined a labor protest against the retailer last June, the Daily News reported.
“You know, it isn’t that we don’t want Walmart,” Quinn said at the rally, according to the News. “It’s that we don’t want companies that have led the nation in law suits being brought against them by workers. We don’t want companies that have the largest class-action in history brought against them. We don’t want companies where women are, over and over, paid less than men and not promoted. You can be very clear that I don’t want that.”
New York City is allowing the Ground Zero Victory Mega Mosque to be built on the grounds of “that it’s their RIGHT to build it” but they are refusing WalMart from building a WalMart store in New York City.


I wonder if they'd let me put this at Ground Zero, or anywhere else in NYC, for that matter:


OK, now, this is a rather roundabout way of getting the story I wish to post about. This dropped my jaw with the blatant gall, the unreal level of insult, that another blood-soaked member of the 'religion of peace' is levying against us:


LONDON, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- Libyan leader Mommar Gadhafi says the family of released Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi plans to sue Britain, alleging false imprisonment.
Al-Megrahi was convicted in the 1988 bombing of a Pan American plane over Lockerbie, Scotland.
Gadhafi, speaking at a school in London, blamed former U.S. President Ronald Reagan and former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher for the bombing, which killed 270 people.
Gadhafi said the bomber's family will file the lawsuit once al-Megrahi dies from prostate cancer, The Guardian reported.
Al-Megrahi was released from prison in August 2009 on compassionate grounds. Doctors said he had just a short time to live. His release was widely criticized.
"After he passes away his family will demand compensation because he was deliberately neglected in prison," Gadhafi said. "His health was not looked after in prison, and he didn't have any periodic examinations. I wish him a long life. He was released because he was considered dead, and yet he was still alive."
Gadhafi said Reagan and Thatcher conspired to blow up the plane.


Is there no place they won't go?!? Is there no insult too great?!?

An aside: A rare Muslim recipient of a farcical Nobel Peace Prize is in involved in a scandal... Muhammad Yunus, who got the NPP for aiding the poor of Bangladesh to get small loans diverted $100 million US dollars from international donors to his own corporations.


Also, Liam Neeson is stupid. Really, really stupid. I questioned his sanity after he accepted a role in those gawdawful Star Wars Prequels, but this confirms it:


Aslan, of course, is a symbol Christ.  It’s kind of hard to get around that.  Especially the death and resurrection thing in the first book.  This isn‘t stopping Neeson’s interpretation:
“Aslan symbolises a Christ-like figure but he also symbolises for me Mohammed, Buddha and all the great spiritual leaders and prophets over the centuries.
That’s who Aslan stands for as well as a mentor figure for kids – that’s what he means for me.”
This is not sitting well with Narnia fans and those who revere Lewis:
Walter Hooper, Lewis’s former secretary and a trustee of his estate, said that the author would have been angered by Neeson’s comments.
He said: “It is nothing whatever to do with Islam. Lewis would have simply denied that. He wrote that ‘the whole Narnian story is about Christ’. Lewis could not have been clearer.”
Mr Hooper attributed Neeson’s remarks to political correctness and a wish to be “very multi-cultural”.
And that’s saying it nicely.  Others are being a little more blunt:
William Oddie, a fomer editor of The Catholic Herald and a lifelong fan of the Chronicles of Narnia, accused Neeson of ‘a betrayal of Lewis’s intention and a shameful distortion’.
He said: ‘Aslan is clearly established from the very beginning of the whole cannon as being a Christ figure. I can’t believe that Liam Neeson is so stupid as not to know.’


Head/Desk. I don't know what else to say.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Hitler after 2010

It's been a while since I've posted a Hitler Reacts meme:



Stolen shamelessly from Mustang. Thanks!

Another Mish-Mosh

I found a few stories out there and couldn't decide which one to throw out for discussion, so I've decided to link to all three.

First, this is so damned evil I don't know what to say. A woman in Virginia is charged with murder after throwing her 2 1/2-year-old granddaughter off a six-story mall parking garage walkway.

The worst part is the little girl survived for a span of time. She was transported to the hospital where she later passed.

I don't know whether I'd like to do the same to this soulless thing that she did to that baby, or to just put a bullet in her.

Next we have this creepy story:


Some 911 calls in Manhattan will now bring out two ambulances, one hurrying to the scene and one lagging slightly behind.
The first one will try to save the patient’s life. The second one will try to save the patient’s kidneys, in case the first ambulance fails.
After months of grappling with the ethical and legal implications, New York City medical officials are beginning to test a system that they hope will one day greatly increase the number of organs collected for transplant.
For five months starting Wednesday, the city will deploy a specially trained team that will monitor 911 calls for people who may be in danger of dying, like those having a heart attack. If efforts to resuscitate the patient fail, the team will quickly move in and try to save the kidneys; normally, patients who die outside hospitals cannot be donors because if too much time passes after the heart stops beating, the organs are unusable.
City officials said the project would be the first of its kind in the United States, though similar operations have been carried out in Europe. They said that they believed they had solved any ethical problems by adopting what they called very conservative standards for who would qualify as a donor.
To overcome fears that patients would be allowed to die for the sake of their organs, officials said that doctors and paramedics trying to resuscitate a patient would not be told whether the preservation unit was waiting in the wings until a supervisor had given the order to stop rescue efforts. The organ team, which will travel in a bright red and white ambulance marked “Organ Preservation Unit,” is supposed to remain out of sight.
The dead person would have to have registered as a donor through a card, driver’s license or online registry, and the family would also have to give consent.
The trial, which is being financed with a $1.5 million federal grant, is limited: to most areas of Manhattan, to the hours of 4 p.m. to midnight, to adults between 18 and 60, and to people who die of cardiac arrest at home or another residence.
To satisfy concerns that evidence of a crime could be destroyed in the harvesting process, a police detective sergeant would go to the home to be sure that there had been no foul play.
This seems rather ghoulish to me... And the shock to the family! To have your loved one suffer cardiac arrest in your living room and then have a team rush them for a snap decision? This whole thing just smells. 


(Read the rest here.)

Now, a good story: The Oklahoma State Election Board is appealing the injunction imposed by a petty dictator in a black robe, otherwise known as a federal judge,  against We The People's decision to restrict Sharia law being considered in that state's courts.

It would seem like a no-brainer to bar judges from considering Sharia, which is highly unconstitutional and deeply oppressive of women... Unless you're a leftist dhimmi who must avoid offending Islam at all costs.

CAIR in Oklahoma is seeking a permanent injunction against the People's will. Why they are being considered instead of being rounded up and charged with belonging to a terrorist organization is beyond me.

I suppose we shall have to wait and see if the federal government imposes Sharia and dhimmitude upon the people of Oklahoma, who wisely don't want legal decisions based upon the 'teachings' of a pedophiliac and murderous marauder.


Next, a wise teacher of that so-called religion of peace mentioned above beat his wife for daring to want a more 'western lifestyle'; or a life which includes civil rights, I would suppose.

The Daily Mail reports:
Sheikh Abu Adam, 40, is now on remand in Munich while his wife, 31, is being guarded by police.
She was allegedly assaulted so badly that she suffered a broken nose and shoulder and numerous cuts and bruises.
Media reports claimed the woman, who has borne one of his ten children, wanted to live a more ‘western’ lifestyle and was allegedly attacked after telling her husband.
The police said they received a call from a lawyer hired by the victim.
Adam is alleged to have shouted a verse from the Koran at his wife as he beat her.
The line said: ‘Good women are obedient. They guard their unseen parts because God has guarded them.
‘As for those from whom you fear disobedience, admonish them and send them to beds apart and beat them.’
According to the Daily Mail, Adam also advises the German government on interfaith issues and gave a lecture on non-violence as recently as a week ago. He faces jail time if convicted.
See Pat Condell knock it out of the park again, this time on the dhimmitude of Sweden.


 Finally: WHISKEY-TANGO-FOXTROT?!?

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Monday, November 29, 2010

Troofers, Unite!

By now I'm sure you've heard of the latest Islamist Christmas bombing attempt by a Somali-born, naturalized man (and I use the term loosely).

Of course the leftards are scrambling not to blame Islamic terror by young, male, Muslim men, but instead to go the route of the 9-11 'truther' and blame... You guessed it... Us.

Found at iOwnTheWorld: 


Here is his take on the Christmas Tree Lighting terrorist. Or as he calls it, “the holiday tree.” That’s a RED flag right there.
Tonight in Portland, we had a small dose of the FBI’s almost-operational terror sprees, as agents spent more than a year goading a young jihadi wannabe into almost killing thousands of Portlandians in our city’s living room as we gathered for the lighting of the holiday tree.
Wow, what kind of complex network would it take for a Somalia-born US citizen to envision, develop, and then carry out such a huge and complex attack in a large public place with so many innocents gathered? Why, of course, one enabled by the FBI.
So, for eighteen months the FBI has developed this disaffected young man, having started by posing as a member of a terror network. Then they groomed him to identify a target. As they continued meeting with him, alone and with no other co-conspirators, this young man’s plan suddenly reached achievability.
Clearly, the Pacific Northwest has been too complacent about terror brewing in our midst. Thank goodness for the heroic FBI that allowed one silly young man trying to impress older, more senior “terrorists” with an operational plan. And thank goodness they saved us from this attack, moments before it didn’t occur.
How long are we going to let the cowboys shoot up our country with their false terror plots and operations that would go nowhere without their instigation, planning, and coercion? How long will we allow our own federal constabulary to justify its own recklessly inflated budget by permitting actions like this to develop, fester, and grow operational in our midst?
This is terror, pure and simple. State-sponsored terror. Big-splash terror designed to make people compliant and fearful, and grateful to their federal government — in a city which has not yet installed the Rapiscan porno-scanners at our airport.
Someone needs to put an end to it.
Uhh, Shitbag, the FBI continually asked this poor youngster if he wanted to back out. They reminded him many times that his plan would kill children. He “premeditated” this mass murder for MONTHS. They needed for him to go to the event and dial the cell phone so the case couldn’t be dismantled by excrement such as you. There will be no jihadi sympathizer lawyers getting him out of this one, and that must singe the smelly hairs on your flabby pimpled ass.
The FBI did the job that 99% of the public wants them to do. You are in the bottom 1%. And when I say bottom, I mean ass.
Here are some comments from Firedoglake readers:
~Thanks so much for “going there,” Teddy. This is a huge step forward. As a Truther for many years, I can’t thank you enough for helping to open people’s eye about “State-Sponsored False Flag Terror.” About time to expose “the oldest trick in the book.”
~Thanks Teddy. Reminds me of Bill Hicks shane bit. Gun slinger throws a pistol at the sheepherders feet. Pow! You all saw… he had a gun
~Jesse Ventura’s episode of Conspiracy Theory regarding Wall Street is a must see BTW.
~Is this the same FBI that couldn’t quite get it straight on the Trade Tower attacks? They did some real fine work after the attacks as well. German investigators have determined that there was some 15 Billion dollars of informed trading in the days leading up to the attacks. FBI investigations really couldn’t get to the bottom of it but one of the major players was the Bush family’s Carlylye Group who were dismissed from the investigation because they couldn’t possibly have anything to do with terrorism.
~The FBI is completely out of control. Yet another rogue USG division, like the U.S. military & the CIA. In a perfect world, we should get rid of all 3 & in the process try & hang the leaders of all of them. Well, maybe certain higher members of the executive & legislative branches should go first. Decisions, decisions. Who are the WORST criminals in the USG.


The guy is like anti-reality! So I suppose according to him,  this would be the gardener's fault.

This morning I found this story regarding the former. I'm going to go all 'troofer' on you and say that this arson was an inside job, probably ordered by CAIR to garner sympathy for poor, mistreated and misunderstood Muslims. It' a helluva lot more believable the moron leftist that you just read. No, seriously, it is.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Black Friday: Twelve Stitches Later

Using a small thread to preserve that winning smirk:



Presented without further comment.

Britain Submits to Islam, Again

From this source, emphasis mine:


A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of inciting religious hatred after allegedly burning an English language version of the Koran.
Wait a minute... Don't Muslims consider non-Arabic Korans to be inferior? 
The 15-year-old, who lives in the West Midlands, allegedly posted the video, filmed two weeks ago on her school premises, on Facebook.
The video was reported to the school and subsequently removed, police said.
A 14-year-old boy was arrested on Tuesday on suspicion of making threats. Both have been released on police bail.
It is thought the girl, who lives in the Sandwell Council area, was allegedly filmed setting the booklet alight while other pupils watched.
Two Facebook profiles have also been removed from the site, police added.
So the burning of a Koran results in two arrests and the erasure of websites? 
It is understood that the group who published that version of the Koran have since been to the school to talk to pupils.
"Talk to pupils." Riiiiiight. Indoctrinate them, more likely. 
'Sacred thing'
Catherine Heseltine, chief executive officer of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, said burning the Koran was one of the most offensive acts to Muslims that she could imagine.
THAT is one of the most offensive things a Muslim can imagine?!? NOT the worldwide wholesale slaughter and terrorism in the name of their so-called 'religion of peace'? 
She said: "The Koran is the most sacred thing to over a billion Muslims worldwide."
"You can see that in the way Muslims treat the Koran, washing before touching it and in many Muslim homes you will find it on the top shelf above all other books and we will never destroy the Koranic texts."
"We believe it is the word of God. God's guidance for us in this life," she added.
Bob Badham, Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council cabinet member for education, said he had visited the school and believed the atmosphere was generally good among pupils.
He added that he did not believe there was a "deeper problem" in the area.

So, let me get this straight... Muslims, who go ape shit, and will burn and kill over a cartoon of Mo the Pedophile because they consider it idolatry are willing to treat the Koran as if it is in itself an object of worship. Hm.

We don't yet know if this girl lives in one of Britain's Sharia zones where I would not be surprised if the dhimmis over there would allow her to be buried up to her neck and stoned.

Amazingly, this Brit hasn't been arrested, stoned or given the Theo treatment yet.

Speaking of stoning, here is an excellent infographic on the anatomy of a stoning:


Click to enlarge. For maximum size, follow the above link and click the image.

Cubular Thanksgiving Potato.

For Cube, of course:

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!




Speaking of turkey, here are the five dumbest questions asked at the Butterball Hotline: 

Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?
Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?
Can I use my oven’s self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?
If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?
Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?

Or instead of calling the hotline, you could get your turkey preparation advice from this guy: 



Lastly, you may need this to make it through those oddball relatives that show up and annoy the crap out of you... The ultimate Altoids survival kit: 


Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Norks are up to no Good.

Move along folks, nothing to see here. I'm sure the Obama administration has totally got this. 


(Click to enlarge.)

BRB, gotta get the oil changed and hit the grocery store...

Saturday, November 20, 2010

News Roundup.

There's too much to post on today, so it's a link extravaganza!

- Coming to an internet near you... And at the rate this administration is going, so is this. 

- 'Justice' FUBAR'ed.

- Charlie Crist needs to find something better to do with his time.

- Robert Schink passes at age 89; the end of an era.

- I know the TSA body search/scanner thing is being discussed a LOT right now, but I sympathize with this woman. I have metal in my elbow and thankfully did NOT set off the alarm either way the last time I flew.

Then again, maybe not setting of the alarm should be a cause for concern?

Friday, November 19, 2010

Klavan and Condell Nail It

OK, so I just finished 25 hours of work out of 48, so I'm going to let Klavan take it from here:



I just love this guy! Oh, and this one:

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Search 'em All, Big or Small... Except for Muslims. That Would be Profiling.

Found on a computer screen at a check-in-point at Indianapolis International Airport:



Yeah, 'cause pat-downs of three-year-olds and such is just hi-larious.

Here's a crazy idea: How about a little useful profiling? We all know that nearly every airline terrorist attack has been perpetrated by young, Muslim men, not nuns or toddlers.

Speaking of Muslims, the Haj has officially begun.

All of these devoted followers of Mohammed the Pedophile (who probably would have loved the TSA's search methods regarding children) are engaging in their annual running of circles around a black box containing a blood-soaked meteorite housed within a bedpan.


It does kind of look like they're being 'flushed', no?

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Would You Like To Play a Game?



So... Someone launched a missile. At first they thought it was from the ocean, then just south of LAX. The military didn't do it, and no one is taking credit.

The gentleman in the video says it could be our military flexing it's muscles.

Yesterday there was even absurd speculation that it could have been a private enthusiast, but no one stepped up.

Today, I get up and turn on the news and the government is telling me that it is an optical illusion caused by a jet plane flying towards the camera.

WHAT?!? 

Doesn't it bother you that this administration actually thinks you are that damn dumb? A flame trail can clearly be seen, and that usually comes out of the back of something NOT a jet plane. Unless it's on fire... Did you hear about any plane wrecks yesterday?

If it truly was some dude launching a ICBM from his freakin' backyard, or more likely, a launch by a country or entity trying to send us a message, then we have an enormous security failure by the Obama administration, ladies and gentlemen.

Sleep tight.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Unreal Misogyny... From the FEMALE Sec. of State.

I woke up today and saw this  headline; Secretary of State Hillary Clinton states that banning the burqa has merit.

I thought I'd fallen through a wormhole and landed in the mirror universe, but upon further reading I was assured that I am indeed in my native reality; banning the burqa is not about women being treated equally, but merely about security concerns.

Now, security concerns regarding the burqa are valid, but secondary to the fact that they are an indicator of women being treated as chattel in Islam.

The belief that burqas should be banned in order to stop suicide bombers disguising themselves is a legitimate one, according to United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Mrs Clinton also described the status of women as ''one of the biggest pieces of unfinished business in this century'', and said their persecution was a common factor in repressed and impoverished nations.

At an ABC-organised forum at the University of Melbourne, Mrs Clinton answered around a dozen pre-selected questions from an audience of 480, mostly aged 35 and under.

''I know that in Pakistan, many of the men who are conducting suicide bombing missions arrive covered in a burqa,'' Mrs Clinton said in response to a question from a young Muslim woman.

''If you're a Pakistani police officer, respectful of the women of your culture and that's being abused and misused by the suicide terrorists, that causes a real dilemma. So if you are looking at other countries that are understandably nervous about extremist activity, like France and other European countries, I think it's a close question.''


Ah. I see. So, it is men dressing in burqas to detonate homicide bombs is what violates women's rights, not the burqa that they are compelled to wear by men that will beat, stone or hang them if they choose not to wear one.

Thanks for clarifying that, Shrillary, you dumb cow.

Monday, November 8, 2010

An Interesting Sunday

So... The house next door is a rental with a slum lord style landlord. It's sat empty and rotting for three years now. The slum lord only comes by once a month in the summer to mow the lawn (yes, that's it), but with the drought this year scorching the lawn he hasn't come by much at all.

Yesterday, Dave went to the store and on his way back he noticed the house's front door was open, as well as the door on the side. He called the Sheriff and it turns out that someone had stripped the copper piping from the basement. This neighborhood is heated by fuel oil, and most homes have a 250-500 gallon tank in the basement. Apparently the thieves ruptured the tank, leaving six inches of standing oil.

The sheriffs called the fire department, and three cruisers, a fire truck, a squad and a haz-mat crew were in front of the house for a few hours while they pumped all the fuel out. The opened the basement windows, so every time the wind changes there is now a very strong smell in the air, and the whole place is yellow-taped off like a crime scene.

Interestingly, an officer tried to serve a warrant last week and asked us who lived there. I don't know if it was for the previous occupant or the slum lord.

With all of the dried leaves and scorched lawn, it would have taken little more than a carelessly flicked cigarette butt from the sidewalk to set the place off. That hole is only about seven or eight feet from us, being on the side without the driveway.

I hope to God they make that bastard land lord demolish the whole place. Ugh.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Notice Anything?

Hmm... What's odd about this picture?


Ladies and gentlemen, here we see yet another example of the naked bigotry and true nature of the midstream media, brought to you by CBS and the AP.

Source. 

Meanwhile, we hear NOTHING from Obama's water carriers about why the emperor-in-chief is taking a risky and useless trip to India to the tune of over $200 million per day with thirty-four carriers.


I thought we were in a recession/depression, yet Obama has spent more money, taken more useless trips, taken more vacations and played more golf than any other president.

I guess only We The (little) People are the ones who must sacrifice and suffer.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

More Mad Coolness

Remember this little beauty from a previous post?




Here's another goodie for you:



BTW, I have that very same bourbon glass; got it from IKEA. ;)