Tuesday, February 28, 2012

And Now For Something Completely Different:

Hello, all! For this morning, I could give you a brain-melting example of leftist illogic like this:



But if your Tuesday will be anywhere nearly as rubbish as mine will be today, I will instead give you something that will be impossible to walk away from without feeling more mellow:



Ah. That's better.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Bob Rides Again!

I wish I could be as calm as this guy:





Also, a picture worth a thousand words:


Friday, February 24, 2012

Racism? Nah, Not When It Comes From O'Bama.



In "O' Bama's" latest epic pandering fail we have this: 






Dayam, they even managed to get the shamrock wrong!

"My name is Barack Obama, of the Moneygall Obamas, and I've come home to find the lost apostrophe we lost somewhere along the way.'

(source)

Let's also not forget the doofy threat of violence against Congress when "O' Bama" last pandered to the Irish:



Irish need not apply... Unless it is to throw your vote away to this bigot.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Living High on the Hog



And the Hog is US!!!

Once again, we must turn to foreign media to hear about Moooooooch-elle Obama's latest vacation.

(The Brits actually have royalty, and they're outraged by the Obama's behavior!)

Just a month after their nearly month-long vay-cay in Hawaii, Michelle Obama and the girls are going to Aspen for a ski trip!

16 vacations, most of which are extended, in just four years? Must be nice.

From the above source, some of the more costly excursions by the First Moocher:


SPAIN: AUGUST 2010

  • Michelle Obama and 40 of her friends paid for personal expenses, such as hotels and meals themselves.

  • But the U.S. taxpayer would have paid for the 68-strong security detail, personal staff and use of presidential jet Air Force Two.

  • Payment for the secret service team ran at around $281 each - nearly $98,000 for the duration of the summer break.

  • Use of Air Force Two comes in at $149,900 for the round trip, not including time on the ground. 
  • Mrs Obama's personal staff, of which there were an unknown number, should also be taken into account.

HAWAII: DECEMBER 2010

According to the Hawaii Reporter the costs were:


  • $63,000 on an early flight bringing Mrs Obama and the children to Hawaii ahead of the President

  • $1,000,000 on Mr Obama’s return trip from Washington on Air Force One

  • $16,000 to rent nearby homes for Secret Service and Navy Seals

  • $134,000 for 24 White House staff to stay at the Moana Hotel

  • $251,000 in police overtime

  • $10,000 for an ambulance to be on hand at all times 

SKI TRIP TO VAIL: FEBRUARY 2011

  • Michelle Obama and her daughters stayed at the Sebastian hotel on Vail Mountain, where 
  • rooms cost more than $2,400 for multi-bedroom suites.

  • The family appear to have flown there on Air Force Two.

  • They were escorted to the resort by about a dozen vehicles, including 15 state and local law enforcement officers.

MARTHA'S VINEYARD: AUGUST 2011

  • The Blue Heron Farm estate, where the Obama family stayed, rents for about $50,000 a week.
  • Michelle, Sasha and Malia Obama flew to the estate just hours before the president to make the most of the holiday - again, incurring extra flight costs.

  • According to U.S. News and World Report, the Coast Guard was required to keep ships floating near the property. The presidential helicopter and jet remain at the ready and security agents will be on 24-hour duty.

HAWAII: DECEMBER 2011

According to the Hawaii Reporter the costs were:

  •  $63,000 on an early flight bringing Mrs Obama and the children to Hawaii ahead of the President but add security and personnel for a total of about $100,000

  • $3,271,622 on Mr Obama’s return trip from Washington on Air Force One

  • $151,200  to rent nearby homes for Secret Service and Navy Seals

  • $72,216  for 24 White House staff to stay at the Moana Hotel

So, did you unwashed masses have to work two jobs to make ends meet, IF you could find two jobs? Or did both parents have to work while the kids were home? 

Or did you feed your family ramen noodles to save on expenses? 

Aren't you glad you've got a First 'Lady' that knows that if you have no bread, you can just eat cake? 

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Friday, February 17, 2012

Just Another Isolated Incident...

... Do you think this might have had anything to do with the 'Religion of Peace'?

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine's Day, Kaffir!

Thank goodness you're not an Islamist and can properly celebrate loving your mate without a fatwa or being summarily stoned to death!

Happy Nerdy Valentine's Day to all of my friends:




(No, I did not make these; I just thought they were neat.)

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Soft Jihad: Al-Andulus Rising.

Read this.

The trend will blow this direction; it has started already!

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Picker-In-Chief

Best case scenario, Barry is a-pickin'.



Of course, I hear that cocaine addicts have chronic nasal irritation.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Bill Maher: Horrible Human Being

I suppose now that football season is over, Bill Maher has to find someone other than Tim Tebow to mock for their faith.

And the victim in Maher's disgusting crosshairs is the GOP frontrunner Mitt Romney. Or rather, his dead father-in-law.

Maher actually performed a mock posthumous un-baptism of Romney's father-in-law on the air.


I understand that most Christians don't have the same belief structure as Mormons. Most denominations vary in the way they practice, anyway.

This, however, I find disturbing and on par with Maher's black souled status quo:



Read more here.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Render Unto Obama.



This man's hubris knows no bounds:

"And I think to myself, if I’m willing to give something up as somebody who’s been extraordinarily blessed, and give up some of the tax breaks that I enjoy, I actually think that’s going to make economic sense. But for me as a Christian, it also coincides with Jesus’s teaching that 'for unto whom much is given, much shall be required,'" Obama said, noting Jewish and Islamic teachings say much the same thing.

You just can't make this stuff up!

Read the rest here.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Pros and Cons

Solidarity.

I’m announcing the 2012 launch of Whites for Romney/Newt/Santorum, ect. /whatever.

And what better time to do so than White History Month?

Oh, wait… That’s racist, isn’t it?



Boy, I mean, whoa, that card got flopped faster than I expected! 


And is it just me, or are those Alfred E. Neuman ears looking a tad red today? 


Hmm... 


It must be because Obama turned the thermostat down... Yeah.




Wednesday, February 1, 2012

De-Christianizing the Bible to Avoid Offending... Muslims?

It's almost unbelievable:


Mainline Christian organizations are changing their holy scripture to avoid offending Muslims. Not only does this violate their scripture, but it also defeats the purpose of their mission--to share the Gospel. If mainline Christian organizations fear Muslims so much that they have to edit what they believe to be the Word of God, how far can they be from submission? Where are the righteous, the outraged, the proud?
It is Islamic authorities who should be excising the quran and hadith of the ideology that calls for jihad, genocide, subjugation and oppression of women, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and all non-Muslims. It is the ummah who should be calling for sharia bans. Instead, the Christians are bastardizing their scripture?  The Muslims refer to Christians in their daily prayers as "those who are led astray" (Muslims curse Christians and Jews multiple times in daily prayers). This madness validates their contempt and supremacism:
Concerned Christian missionaries, Bible translators, pastors, and national church leaders have come together with a public petition to stop these organizations. They claim a public petition is their last recourse because meetings with these organizations’ leaders, staff resignations over this issue and criticism and appeals from native national Christians concerned about the translations “have failed to persuade these agencies to retain “Father” and “Son” in the text of all their translations.”
Biblical Missiology, a ministry of Boulder, Colorado-based Horizon International, is sponsoring the petition. The main issues of this controversy surround new Arabic and Turkish translations. Here are three examples native speakers give:
First, Wycliffe and SIL have produced Stories of the Prophets, an Arabic Bible that uses an Arabic equivalent of “Lord” instead of “Father” and “Messiah” instead of “Son.”
Second, Frontiers and SIL have produced Meaning of the Gospel of Christ , an Arabic translation which removes “Father” in reference to God and replaces it with “Allah,” and removes or redefines “Son.”
For example, the verse which Christians use to justify going all over the world to make disciples, thus fulfilling the Great Commission (Matthew 28:19) reads, “Cleanse them by water in the name of Allah, his Messiah and his Holy Spirit” instead of “baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.” Rev. Bassam Madany, an Arab American who runs Middle East Resources, terms these organization’s efforts as “a western imperialistic attempt that’s inspired by cultural anthropology, and not by biblical theology.”

Read the rest here.