Thursday, June 28, 2012

ObamaCare Upheld!?!

It is official. We no longer live in even a soft dictatorship.

Please tell me the SCOTUS has a sense of humor and this is all just a sick, sick joke.

But hey, folks... ObamaCare isn't a mandate, it is a tax. Obama's jizya stands.

Bye-bye, America. The Constitution is TP. Our Founders are spinning like lathes.

This kind of has new meaning today:

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Saturday Night at the Drive-In

Saturday was our oldest's birthday. I can't believe she's 11!

Her wish was to go to the drive-in theatre, one of the few remaining, at least around here. We saw Brave (Z has a post about it here) and The Avengers.

The kids had a great time; they even made it until 0230 in the morning!

Here are some pics:

The kids played until the movie started at 2130.

We got a front row spot. The old posts for the speakers are still there, which denote the parking spaces, but to hear the movie you tune in a very small FM radio station on the car or portable radio.

This is Aileen on one of those old speaker posts:

 Another shot of the screen. The grey hatch is our newly repaired Scion.

Ok, Ok... I know you're not supposed to take film of the screen once the feature starts, but this is a quick shot of one of the intermission shorts. They still play all of the classic intermission 'Let's all go to the lobby' type shorts, and a countdown. Heck, they even still sell PIC mosquito repellent coils! And they show an ad for it prior to the film!

What's even more awesome, they play the same old-school National Anthem film from the days of the drive in... The same every night for over the decade that I can remember! I can't find the exact one, or I'd link it.

It was really fantastic. Aileen had a great birthday treat, and we all enjoyed ourselves!

A bit pricey, perhaps, but we're definitely going to have to start doing this again more often. It had been nearly eight years since our last visit! Thanks for putting the bug my ear, Mr. AOW!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Panic, Everyone!

Here's a screenshot I took while checking the weather this morning. Usually, I ignore ads, but this is just too funny: 

How did they know this was going to affect me?!? HA!!! 

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

This is the discussion I've had so far on FaceBook with an old friend... Who is a former Marine and now an anarchist.

What do you all think:

(Click to enlarge.)

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Vote Whore

It must be good to be the king... You can just purchase yourself about 800,000 votes. "In the absence of Congress."

Nervous about November much?

Could Obama get any more obvious, pandering or distasteful? Why not just start offering 'redistributed' cash money up front for votes?

Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Most EPIC Rap Battle EVER

Seriously. Watch this (slight language):

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Islam: The Religion of Baby Raping... By Demons

You just can't make this stuff up... And this Imam is London based!

Semen grows a worm in a man's anus that can only be cured by more semen? The devil sticks his finger up the backsides on non-Shiite babies to make them 'passively gay'?

I guess that you guys just need a fabulous hysteria treatment every now and again.

If you don't agree with Mohammed the Pedophile you're definitely gay? (BTW, I'd rather be gay than a child molester... Just sayin'...)

Oh, and don't worry, ladies! If you're a filthy non-Shiite, the devil digitally penetrates you as a newborn to turn you into a whore!

And that's also why babies cry. Not because their lungs were cleared and they drew breath, but because the devil was finger-raping them. Especially infants that cry more than others.

Isn't Islam just great? 

Hmm... Looks like the Imam there has had a lot of practice with that index finger, 'ya know?

But really, what Muslim man isn't a sexual freak? Women must wear a burlap coffin or risk rape, men get 72 virgins and young boys in allah's sky brothel... Ugh.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

What to do...

The kids brought home an adorable baby kitten. She couldn't be more than six weeks old!

She does appear to be healthy and has used the litter box once and eaten a few bites of kibble. I was kind of worried about whether or not she was weaned after she was sucking my fingertips...

 Apparently the momma cat was living in a garage and the people that found them took all the rest to the shelter, leaving her after the neighborhood kids begged for her.

Well, the shelter is closed now and the kids are giving me the "can we keep it" routine. Our other two cats are hissing and generally hacked off. I'm not sure how to handle this!

Here is a rough pic:

Friday, June 1, 2012

"Forcing You To Understand"


Yes, we dumb fat sow American hicks can't possibly make our own health and nutritional decisions. Thank gawd we have a benevolent leftist dictator, um, I mean, mayor in New York to help us poor plebes take care of ourselves.

We must be forced to understand what Bloomberg says is for your own good! I wonder what he will force us to understand next?

Mayor Bloomberg has decided that you mouth-breathing idiots can't have more than 16 oz. of soda at a time while in his shining utopia. (But you can still get free refills.) He's there to take care of you and make sure you don't have too much sugar, little Johnnies.

This is unbelievable. Apparently, there are no other problems in NYC. No crime, no abject poverty, no infrastructure issues and no terrorism threats, either. Man, it must be nice there if the only thing to worry about is the average Joe's waistline! Oh, and to make sure law abiding New Yorkers can't exercise their Second Amendment rights!

Please do go and read Angry White Dude's dissertation on this. You won't regret it... Because if you don't laugh, you'll be "forced" to cry!