Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Speedo Wearing Dolphin Rescued

I swear it isn't mine...

A dolphin was defrocked of a Speedo bathing suit after swimming in Sarasota Bay for 28 days while entangled in the thong.

Rescuers decided to remove the Speedo after a month when it became clear that it would not come off by itself, as they hoped, and instead began to rub cuts into the dolphin's back.

The Speedo was a size *shudder* X-X-X-X-X Large. Seriously. I'm not kidding.

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