Tuesday, August 8, 2006

"Catch Me If You Can"... OK!

Police in New York recieved a mocking letter containing white powder and the words "Catch me if you can."

They didn't have much trouble, as the suspect included his name and return adress on the envelope!

Abdullah Date (Hmm... Muslim terrorist? Noooo... Nothing to see here; it couldn't be!), 18, was charged with sending the letter to the 73rd precinct in Brooklyn. He was held without bail, considering his extensive history of run-ins with the law, including a recent incident of throwing crack vials out of his apartment window right in front of cops.

Abdullah mailed the obscenity-filled missive in anger over his recent drug bust. One titilating excerpt reads: "Ha, Ha (you) thought it was anthrax." It ended with "Catch me if you can," and was signed Abdullah Date.

Nevermind that thought about him being a terrorist. Not even they are so stupid.

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