I couldn't make this up if I tried...
A Cincinnati man who is yet unnamed is all set to protest outside of the Queensgate White Castle tomorrow.
He says that White Castle's new Garlic Sandwich has "angered the undead", of whose ranks he claims to belong.
Of course, one is forced to wonder why a vampire would care about fast food. They're usually on a liquid diet, right?
I wonder if he'll be protesting at night, considering White Castles are open 24-hours. I should go by and fling a few garlic cloves and some Holy water at him.
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