A German Army unit will be pulled from a policing mission in the Democratic Republic of Congo after what a defense ministry official calls bizarre sexual practices in its ranks.
Three alleged incidents are under investigation, during which some members of the unit placed fruit in the *ahem* posterior of one willing soldier, and pounded it with a paddle.
The German military described the act as "reprehensible" and "not to be tolerated."
All I can say is.... Boys, there are easier ways to make applesauce.