Friday, June 23, 2006

Beyond Icky!

A German Army unit will be pulled from a policing mission in the Democratic Republic of Congo after what a defense ministry official calls bizarre sexual practices in its ranks.

Three alleged incidents are under investigation, during which some members of the unit placed fruit in the *ahem* posterior of one willing soldier, and pounded it with a paddle.

The German military described the act as "reprehensible" and "not to be tolerated."

All I can say is.... Boys, there are easier ways to make applesauce.

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