Beyond Icky... Pt. 2

A former convenience store worker was sentenced yesterday for urinating into a Mountain Dew bottle and putting it back on the shelf, which was then consumed by an unwitting customer.

The clerk, Anthony Mesa, received a reduced sentence in conjunction with a financial settlement to the victim.

Mesa was a small time prankster, pulling such juvenile offenses as placing eggs into beer cartons. The urine bomb was his coup de grace.

Oh, you'll never be able to look at Mountain Dew the same way again...