As you may have heard, Paris is yet again on fire, this time due to rioting over a new labor law. The law states that the employer has a two-year 'at will' policy, in which a worker may be fired for any reason.

Workers find this unethical, due to France's astronomical unemployment rate. They fear they will never have job security.

It is probably only a matter of time until the French government caves... So I would like to offer this product.

Introducing: The French Army Knife!