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Iran Now an Authority on Women's Rights...

...Which must mean that they have the right to be beaten, the right to be stoned to death or hanged from a crane, the right to be raped, the right to be denied an education, the right to not be allowed out of the house, the right to be forced to wear a damned potato sack, the right to be told their hair and bodies hold supernatural powers over men, the right to JUST DAYS AGO have law passed that will have any woman who is "too tan" arrested....

And the list goes on. 

Please see Chuck's post on this story, in which IRAN has been elected to the U.N.'s Commission of the Status of Women, part of the human rights body.

Pardon me, but un-fucking-believable. And where are the so-called women's rights groups? HELLO???

Oh, that's right. You're out shilling for the left, rather than doing SOMETHING for girls like Neda: 

It seems, though, that some women are starting to wake up and call their 'feminist' counterparts to the carpet. 


From this source:


CAIR has already been successful in getting the Pentagon to disinvite Graham from a similar event , criticizing him for comments he had made about the religion's violent teachings -- among them, the religion's tenets concerning women.


Wendy Wright, president of Concerned Women for America (CWA), is shocked at how Islam treats women. "Concerned Women for America has been vocal in denouncing the appalling way that Muslims treat women, and we're sorry that the feminists are not willing to join us in denouncing radical Islam," she comments.

"Hillary Clinton has a responsibility, not only as a leader of the feminist movement, but [also] as the secretary of state of the United States, to speak out against forces that are damaging and destructive to the United States. And she has the ability -- because she is our main ambassador to other countries -- to defend the dignity of women," Wright adds.


As an aside, we see what the ROP is up to elsewhere. In Denmark, the KFC website was hacked and this video was 
posted. Quite the stark contrast to what we know of Islam, isn't it?


Finally, we have the groveler-in-chief bowing to Muslim comic book characters. I. Kid. You. Not.


*sigh*

Laugh Riot of the Year:

Check out Nanna Pelosi on THIS MONTH'S cover of Capitol File magazine.

Whoa. Looks like botox has made quantum leaps... or could that be a touch of the ol' airbrush?

In comparison, here is a pic of Pelosi right before a cup of Joe and a 20cc needle full of botox:

Honestly, this reminds me of in the past when royalty or a wealthy person would hire a painter to do a portrait... and the artist would 'embellish' the picture to flatter the commissioner.

Picture Thursday.

Because yes, I am that lazy today.

So much for worrying about my car's exhaust:

Dear gawd! If this is true we can't risk it... Better start buying carbon offsets...

Or we could just get Chuck Norris to put an end to all this nonsense:

So the next time I get pulled over, can I pull this? 

Video Wednesday

Angry Bob destroys the leftist whining about Arizona in no time flat.






I know, he should put some more feeling into it and all, but a good point, no?

Brain Freeze

Please help me out. I know I'm just a hate-filled conservative fearmongering gun-toter, but I just can't understand how the same leftists that are calling Arizona a police state actually want the National Guard to put an end to crime in Chicago?

Also, I had no idea you could still get a floppy disk. Not for much longer, though.

"Islam is the most horrible thing I have experienced in my life."

Mocking Islam Monday

This is from last night's episode of The Simpsons:

I looked but couldn't find any gags about Mo or Islam from the Simpsons. If you can find one, please link it up.

I did find this rather funny video. It's sure to hack off a couple of Islamists.






Oh, and all you ladies out there don't forget: Today is the Boobquake. Let the puppies out and prove that women's bodies don't, in fact, cause earthquakes, but that moron Imams running at the mouth cause women to be abused.

Islamic Outrage Du Jour:

Islam seems to enjoy continually coming up with outlandish cases of inhumanity. Although I could likely go on and on citing such examples, I have decided to throw just a few up that illustrate the cruelty, repression and ridiculousness of the so-called 'religion of peace.'

First we have a twelve-year-old girl winning a divorce from her 80-year-old 'husband.' Yes, your eyes are functioning properly and you did read that right.

Likely this divorce happened only because the case managed to catch international attention, otherwise this little girl would be bringing her 'spouse' his little blue pill so he can piously follow the example of the Pedophile Mohammad:

A 12-year-old Saudi Arabian girl has won a divorce from her 80-year-old husband in a landmark case that may see the minimum age of marriage raised in the country for the first time.

The girl, who has not been named, was married to her father's cousin last year in her home town of Buraidah, near Riyadh, Saudi's capital, the Times of London reports.

Her father was paid a $23,000 dowry.

MAY see the minimum age raised?!? WTF?!? 

So let me get this straight... This girl's own father sold her to his ancient cousin for a tidy profit? Yeah. Sucks to be a kid or a female in a Muslim country, huh? 

See this blog and it's NSFW link in a related topic. Please.

Speaking of children having a bad way to go under Islam, we have the brave lions of jihad blowing up children in the name of allah, most merciful: 

WASHINGTON -- Islamic terrorists are always looking for new ways to escape detection and carry out their attacks. One of their latest ideas is using children as suicide bombers.

The growing phenomenon may soon spread beyond the Middle East to the rest of the world.

The Making of a Child Martyr

Strategies in the global war against Islamic terrorism are taking very different roads in 2010. The Obama administration hopes downplaying Islamic extremism may help when dealing with Muslim countries.

Terror groups, however, are taking extremism to new levels by indoctrinating Muslim children in the deadly art of suicide bombing.

"The state-sponsored illegal recruitment and education of innocent Muslim children to become suicide bombers and child soldiers is occurring throughout the Muslim and non-Muslim world," said Brooke Goldstein, founder and director of The Children's Rights Institute, an organization focusing on human rights violations against children.

"In Pakistan, thousands of children are being educated in madrassahs," she said. "In Iraq, handicapped children are being blown up at polling stations. In Afghanistan, the Taliban is paying up to $12,000 per child, donated to them by their own families.

Taliban leaders run training centers where boys as young as 11 years of age learn to be suicide bombers. Some are even younger.

A 6-year-old Afghan boy recruited in 2007 was told that his suicide belt would "explode into flowers."

I guess when you're a six-year-old, 72 virgins in a sky brothel just doesn't have the same appeal... And those retarded or physically imperfect Iraqis just aren't good for anything else, are they ROP'ers? Might as well make them useful for killing infidels and opposing sects.

Next, we have dhimmitude most foul from the U.S. Pentagon:

Pentagon rebuffs critic of Islam

The U.S. Army on Thursday withdrew an invitation to a Christian evangelist to speak at a Pentagon prayer service next month following an outcry over his references to Islam as a violent religion.

Franklin Graham, the son of famed evangelist Billy Graham, said in a statement he regretted the army's decision and would keep praying for U.S. troops.

The invitation prompted a harsh reaction, including from a prominent U.S. Muslim group that said Graham's appearance before Pentagon personnel would send the wrong message as the United States fights wars in Muslim countries.

In an interview last year with CNN, Graham said "true Islam" was too violent to be practised in the United States.

"You can't beat your wife. You cannot murder your children if you think they've committed adultery or something like that, which they do practise in these other countries," he said. "I don't agree with the teachings of Islam and I find it to be a very violent religion."

Notice the biased nature of the story's title.

Mr. Graham is absolutely correct. In a Western society you can't do any of the things that the Koran, Hadith and so-called Muslim scholars sanctify. That our military, engaged in fighting a deadly enemy is so worried about offending said enemy is deplorable, cowardly and reeks of the lowest weakness. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Dhimmitude is disgusing.

Last but certainly not least, we have a refreshing breath of non-dhimmitude from THE FRENCH. That's right, our Pentagon tucks tail at the merest possibility of perhaps offending a Muslim while THE FRENCH are putting their foot down.

Dear gawd, I've fallen through a wormhole into the Mirror Universe.

From this source: 

PARIS, APRIL 23 - A 31-year-old woman who was driving whilst wearing the niqab, the Islamic veil which covers the whole face except the eyes, was fined 22 euros by the traffic police for "driving in uncomfortable conditions". ù The incident, said the woman, took place at the beginning of month in Nantes, in the west of France. The French woman has been wearing the niqab for nine years and was arrested by the police in a street of Nantes while at the wheel of her car: "two policemen pulled me over," said the woman, saying that she uncovered her face for identification purposes. "At that point, the policeman," continues the report, "told me that he was making a report because of my clothing. I told him that he couldn't, that it was pure and simple discrimination." The policeman said that the woman's field of vision had been limited by the niqab. President Nicolas Sarkozy decided on Wednesday in a Council of Ministers meeting that the government will proceed with a bill for the total ban of the full veil and the burkha in France by May, despite reservations expressed by the Council of State and criticism that the law would appear to be difficult to apply. Meanwhile, daily newspaper Le Parisien has reported that one of the authors of the bill, chief whip of the majority party (UMP), Jean-Francois Copé, has been under escort since January following repeated threats. His closest collaborators say that the threats and the decision to provide him with protection were "more or less linked to the burkha"


That's right. The man has to walk about with a full protection unit because Muslims are willing to murder him over a couple of yards of drab cloth.

And boo-hoo, babe. You want to wear a burqa, do it in your home or go to one of the hellhole Islamist countries where it is acceptable... Say, as a woman, do you think you might suffer any 'discrimination' over there? Just sayin'.

The French are absolutely correct. The burqa and all of it's 'fashion' cousins should be outright illegal. No country which claims to be a civilized nation should validate the institutionalized misogyny of Islam by allowing women to walk about in burlap sacks because they think they are pious or making some kind of statement. The only such statement being made is that they don't mind things like this:

Check out today's Day By Day, because after seeing these pics mocking Islam is mandatory. If only it were more brutal a lashing.

Would the Real Mo Please Stand Up?

From Slog.

Looks like finally, some people are starting to catch on: 

Now See This!

Watch this quickly before the Tube yanks it.

For the Cube!

For Cube, an anamorphic illusion composed of over 400 tea candles:






Yeah, I'll get around to a meaty post sometime. I just don't have it in me right now. 

How Do You Know When You've Had Enough?

When you're too far gone to work a flip-flop.

Instant Fun.

Go here. Thank me later. :)

...And He Sucks At It

iOwnTheWorld has an excellent post regarding the hypocrisy and apathetic nature:

The Washington Times reports that since the volcanic ash prevented Obama from going to Poland for their President’s funeral  he saw an opportunity to play, yet, more golf. He still hasn’t visited the Polish Embassy in Washington, DC to sign the condolence book.

Graphic shamelessly stolen from the same source. Read the rest here. 

It's Only a Paper Moon

Sung by a master, for alla you trekkies out there:

Clearly He Is.

I think I'm gonna go eat something fried right now.

And for you gamers out there (you know who you are):

"I'm Awesome"

I'm feeling like posting music videos all week, 'cause I'm awesome. ;)

This is funny, but NSFW for language.

"On My Way"

Israeli indie rock band IZABO:

Fear of Clowns? You Have it Now.

I'm hoping this is for older, teenage-type children.

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. 

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster. 

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake. 

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville. 

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then. 

The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy. 

Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there. 

‘But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.’ 

Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.

But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. ‘I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,’ he added.

‘Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids’ lives is what we are all about.’ 

The part of me that likes to wait for my daughter to come around the corner and jump out at her can see the humor here... But then the whole stalking thing is a bit creepy.

I dunno.

WHISKEY-TANGO-FOXTROT

"Whether we like it or not,"?!?

Obama is actually factually disclosing his intent to dismantle this country's military standing while insulting our allies. Israel knew better than to even bother to show up to this summit, and the President of Georgia is snubbed while Russia and her allies are catered to.

They're laughing up their sleeves in Moscow.

Setting a Precedent:

Arizona has passed a new anti-illegal immigration law that is waaaaay past due in it's coming and ought to be in place in every single state:

PHOENIX – There was both outrage and praise Tuesday night for the passage of what many are calling the "toughest immigration law in the country.”

It makes it a state crime to be an undocumented immigrant and it criminalizes hiring and transporting illegal immigrants.

Perhaps most controversial of all, it requires police to check immigration documents. It was a party line vote with all republicans voting yes and all democrats voting no.


Straight down party lines, huh? What a shocker.

Of course, if you hear anything about this law from the midstream media, it will be about how racist and mean and unfair it is... All the typical bullshit, in other words.

We all know how bad an open border and unchecked flow across it is. The bankrupting of our hospitals, schools and states aside, do we honestly think a terrorist has never gone to Mexico and simply strolled across our border?

And what of the drug cartels? Thousands of Mexicans have been killed in cartel violence. Do we honestly think that won't and already hasn't spilled across to America?

If the Federal government won't fulfill one of it's basic functions, which is to protect our citizens and land, then the States will have to do it for themselves. It's time every single state passes legislation like this and enforces the hell out of it.

Music Wednesday:

I don't know what it is about these two. I like their sound, even though Dave says they suck. ;P

Here are a few vids by indie Pomplamoose. See the rest of their stuff here. 










And one of my faves:

Our Glorious Dystopia

An answer to the Islam bus "Got questions" ads:

Found at iOwnTheWorld. Please read this post for the whole story:

Our Glorious Dystopia

How long do you think it will take before someone tries to blow the bus up or murder the driver?

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The Painfully Obvious

From this source:

The Vatican on Monday made clear for the first time that bishops and other church officials should report clerical sex abuse to police if required by law.

Really? Why does this need to be made clear? It should be obvious! 

The policy of the Vatican should be not only to turn in pedophiles, but also to excommunicate a priest who hurts a kid. 

Personally, I wouldn't have a problem sending them to a one way meeting with the Boss. 

Bowing to China

Can't Obama just stop this? 

ObamaCare... In the Future:

I was watching some Star Trek last night and came across the Voyager episode Critical Care.

Why was I watching Voyager, you ask? Well, some Trek is better than no Trek and I do like Robert Picardo, and it's not so bad after Mulgrew looses the 'bun of steel.'

Anyhow, do take a bit and watch this episode. It'll send a chill down your spine.

I'm never ceased to be amazed by Trek's ability to predict the future.

Welcome to Hell:

Enjoy. 

More Insanity From Obama

The Federal government is a hot mess.

After what they've done to the banks, the auto industry and healthcare, they cannot do the one most important thing they were meant to do.

The Sinaloa Cartel is thought to have seized control of Ciudad Juarez by US intelligence, and is being used as the main artery to traffic drugs into the United States through the city of El Paso. With that comes kidnappings, murders, crime, ect.

Federal agents even refer to the cities as the "ground zero" of the ridiculously titled war on drugs.

Any peep from the Obama administration? Any pullout from the Middle East and "redeployment" to that area of the border?

Nah.

Instead, Obama is focusing on dismantling America's nuclear standing. A treaty with Russia to disarm in Prague? REALLY?!?

A 30% reduction in our nuclear arsenal and a reduction in submarines and strategic bombers coupled with the defense budget cuts Obama has already made is insanity! Do we really expect that Russia will live up to their word to disarm as well just because they say they will?

Even worse is the idea that we take the nuclear option off the table for countries that promise not to develop nukes. Sure. Does he really think that any such country wouldn't just attempt to gain nuclear capability under the radar? And what of terrorist sponsoring states? I suppose they can pack as many nail bomb vests as they wish, safe in the knowledge that we will never get to the point of exhaustion with their bullshit and just hit the button, solving the problem once and for all.

And Obama expects that Republicans will just get in line behind this? 

He's probably not far off the mark. Considering the utter spinelessness in the GOP, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Speaking of surprise, is anyone surprised that Netanyahu cancelled his trip to the Washington nuclear arms conference? I wouldn't attend such a farce either, were I he. Considering the treatment of Israel by the Obama administration, why come to a table and be listen to my state, the ONLY stable one in the Middle East, be berated for my nuclear weapons program while the Hitler of Iran is given a pass?

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin is calling Obama out on his idiocy. (I know, not a difficult thing.) She has astutely pointed out that no previous president has ever considered such an foolish move.

Obama childishly responded that he would not respond to Palin, saying, "Because last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues."


Yeah, sure. And you are, Mr. one-half-of-a-Senate-term-before-running-for-president. Yeah, lots and lots of experience and expertise there. 


Perhaps it isn't Palin's comments that have Obama so rattled. Perhaps it is the thought of this: 

"Local Commerical"

This is GOT to be a spoof... Isn't it?

This Just In:

President Obama is to compete on Jeopardy tonight. Here is a preview:

Thursday Miscell

Do a serious post on April Fool's Day?

Nah. 

Instead, I have compiled a list of funnies and links. Enjoy! 

First, some geek stuff. 

You know you want a vintage DC poster series for your bedroom. Admit it. 

You've got initiative. Roll to hit... Who cares if you're in the shower? 

And for later, when you want to stay dry: 

Coolest. Umbrella. Ever. 

Tired of dying those same tired eggs every Easter? Want something with some flair? 

How about Peepshi? All you need is a package or so of Peeps, Fruit by the Foot, and some Rice Krispies bars. 

Oh, and a really sharp knife. Instructions here. 

Did Jobs sucker you into buying one of those gigantic iTouches known as an iPad? Does the damn thing take up half of your desk just sitting there? Want to camo the thing while it charges? 

Here's an option: The iCade! 

So, if you see someone drowning, are you supposed to call 911, or just LOL? 

What could possibly make baby formula better? 

Adding bacon, of course! 

Speaking of feeding, how many hungry weasels could your body feed?  I came in at 40. 

For all of you parents out there, we have the 10 cruelest jokes played on children by their parents. This ought to be good for an idea or two...

And finally, what post full of nonsense would be complete without 160 Arnie movie quotes? Enjoy!