Monday, November 7, 2011

THIS is ART (If You're A Degenerate Leftist, Anyway.)

(This pic is edited.)

Surprise! Another Democrat posts pictures of his wee bait and tackle online and gets busted with his pants quite literally down, and right before an election, too!

Does he resign in humiliation? Does he even apologize?

Hell, no, chumps! He's a democrat, so there's no way he has to accept responsibility for his stupid, pervy actions!

In fact, C. Stephen Eckel is defending his peen-pics as, and I shit you not on this, art.

Read this and try not to swallow your teeth with laughter (all emphasis mine):

C. Stephen Eckel removed two of the photos Friday after 13WHAM's Sean Carroll questioned Eckel, a Democrat, about the photographs.  Those two images very clearly showed his private parts and were accessible on the website without any filters, disclaimers, or warnings.

(Because it's ART. That's why Eckel took the pics of his bits down.)

There is no doubting that the photos are presented as art and Eckel confirmed that they are of him and were part of a class project he worked on eleven years ago while pursuing a Master's of Fine Arts degree.
(Ooh, this was his FA thesis, eh? I'll bet a lot of the OWS dirtbags with equally 'useful' degrees are working on similar 'projects' every night in those filthy tents, especially with unwilling participants.)

"I invite people to look at it and judge for themselves,” Eckel said in an interview with 13WHAM News hours after this was brought to his attention. 
(I judged. You're a perv.)

“This is art.  This is my art.  This is my work and as a professor of photography that's what they want to see if they're evaluating me for a position."  

(Your wrinkly dink is not art. It's your wrinkly dink. Also, I would question whether that's what 'they' want to see when evaluating you for a 'position', and also, why can't you find gainful employment with your FINE ARTS degree?Also, if all it takes to get a master's degree in fine arts is a webcam crotch-shot, I would laughingly suggest that you were robbed by your university. Have fun with those student loans! Maybe you can join the previously mentioned OWS'ers!)
The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle describes the photos as sepia-toned, taken with a wide lens at an elevated angle, and were full frontal nude shots of Eckel but not sexual in nature.
(Ah. Select sepia tone on your webcam program and tilt the cam back and BOOM, you've got ART. Gotcha.)

Now I may not know art, but this kind of schlock ranks up there with Piss Christ as far as I'm concerned. Scrotums (Scroti?) aren't exactly riveting medium. It's shock-crap for untalented and uncreative hacks.

Now all I have to do is wait for our favorite high-brow, Ducky, to show up and tell me how a middle-aged man's cock is "ethereal."


USA_Admiral said...

Bait and tackle LOL!

What a freaking perve this deviant is.

Winky dink must be pretty pathetic if he show it all in the name of art.

Yes, the world filled with deviant art is a truly ghastly place.

Disturbing to say the least.

Chuck said...

Wonder if Politico will run over 90 stories on this?

-FJ said...

"Winky dink" or "Dinky Wink?"


Brooke said...

There are infinite euphemisms... ;)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Another Democrap proving he's a man the only way he knows how, and it ain't by his actions.

The Serpentdove Said said...

We must not let Herman Cain fall by the hands of the liberals. They have played this lynching game far to many times.

cube said...

Ewwwwww is the first thing that occurred to me. Keep your junk away from public eyes.

Always On Watch said...

Art on display.

Artsy fartsy.

Don't make me continue.

Alligator said...

I got a degree in art among other things. I came to the conclusion a long time ago that some of it is nothing more than "refined" pornography. I remember one noted sculptor from University of Indiana who visited our school back in 1974. He showed us a video of his "ultimate" work in clay: blowing a up a block of modeling clay with dynamite - I kid you not! It went downhill from there. 75% of his images were composed of sculptures of phallic symbols in various er...stages and uses. Imagine a ceramic pitcher or vase where the base is the scrotum and the neck is the...well you get the idea. But just to make sure he was espousing "equality" he had a several variations of female genitalia. Would you drink your coffee out of a cup shaped like a labia?

Half the audience excused themselves from the lecture, including me. My art professor finally came out in the hall and we both broke down belly-laughing. My professor was very liberal, an admitted atheist and certainly no prude, but even he said this 'art' was obviously just pretense for this guy's juvenile sexual obesessions. Unfortunately, in many quarters it is now the norm and art professors like mine no longer exist.

I was in the Baltimore Museum of Art a few years back. In the middle of an exhibition floor was a wooden crate, a bucket and several dirty rags strewn about and a stack of old newspapers. I told my wife they must be doing some work. I got too close to it and a guard asked me to step away form the exhibit. Sure enough on the other side was a label. I mean, this was stuff you find in a dumpster, and it was just sitting on the bare floor. Yet, people in high dollar outfits would walk by and oooh and ahhh over this! More than once I made snarky comments about exhibits and my wife said 'shut up or they'll throw us out.'

Speaking of what passes for art, someone forgot to tell the cleaning lady at a German museum what was art and what was trash:

I understand her mistake ;)

WomanHonorThyself said...

can I jus say Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!11 Have a blessed week my friend.:)

Always On Watch said...

this was stuff you find in a dumpster, and it was just sitting on the bare floor

Those who admire trash as art should have a look at my disorganized shed.


ozzie679 said...

If you voted for the current President in 2008 to prove that you aren't a racist, please vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you aren't an idiot.

Alligator said...

AOW, if you find the right patron your shed could be worth millions!

cube said...

Alligator: I tried to avoid all that artsy stuff in college and took science instead... I got global warming.

Alligator said...

Cube - some days I feel like EVERY discipline in education is being corrupted.

Brooke said...

Heh. My shed even has a hole in it. I wonder if that makes it more artistic? ;)

Z said...

"ethereal" are HILARIOUS, Brooke!!

Brooke said...

Whoops. I meant to say that Ducky seriously, no joke, tried to argue that piss christ was ethereal. The lighting through the wee, the soft camera, ect.

I wish I could remember what/whose post that was so I could link to it. Maybe Beamish does?