Petraues Confirmed.

Sorry if I've misspelled the General's name...

But where are the leftist that called him "Betray-Us" when Bush was in charge? Hello?

Criminal Negligence!

Impeach the president, the Congress, ALL OF THEM, NOW!!!

The first line alone, IN AMERICA?!? HUMAN SMUGGLING?!? 

This, and previous administrations are a party to SLAVERY! 

SECURE OUR BORDERS! 

David Spade: Not Bad!

This is pretty damn decent of Spade, and pretty damn bad on our shitty gov'ts:

From here.

Why You Shouldn't Vote Democrat

As if you needed any more convincing:

Mics. Tuesday

Mr. Poindexter says that sex is not allowed in space. I. Kid. You. Not.

Now we see what would have happened if Lassie had been a cat:

Shocked? I'm Not.

From this source comes a vulgar display of insult to injury:

The widow of a Houston police officer killed by an illegal immigrant was "shocked" to learn that the city's former police chief has landed a top immigration job with the Obama administration, her lawyer told FoxNews.com on Friday. 

That's because Joslyn Johnson, whose husband, Rodney Johnson, was killed in 2006, is suing former Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt for failing to enforce federal immigration laws. She claims her husband would be alive today if the city had bothered to check up on the gunman's immigration status. 

Now that Hurtt is taking a job to oversee partnerships between federal and local officials with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Johnson -- and other critics -- say they're concerned the official who resisted immigration enforcement in Houston will now be in charge of promoting it. 

"She was shocked at the irony," Johnson's attorney, Ben Dominguez, said. 

As a police chief, Hurtt was a supporter of "sanctuary city" policies, by which illegal immigrants who don't commit crimes can live without fear of exposure or detainment because police don't check for immigration papers. During his tenure as Houston police chief, he criticized ICE's key program that draws on local law enforcement's support. He said in 2008 that local police "don't want to be immigration officers." He described that as a burden on the force. 

This is par for course for this administration.

But Don't Pay. Theatre Hop.

Oh, If Only We Could...

Thursday News Mashup

Steven Crowder is back, and has a few things to say about the Dems and their ties to 'big oil.'



It appears that Al Gore not only has the scam of global warming going for him, but he took a few cues from his ol' boss... You know, assaulting women and getting away with it?

What's up with Dems 'staining' clothes? *shudder*


So McChrysatl is out, eh? Perhaps he shouldn't have been critical of Obama while on the clock, but still... The military hating doofus-in-chief has it coming and then some.

Hey, Hillary wants your kid to know that it's OK to be gay! I would argue that it's none of the government's damn business. I guess it's OK to stay out of a woman's uterus when it comes to abortion, but they've got to be all in teenager's bedrooms.

Remember Obama's 'promise' not to raise taxes on the middle class? Well, it seems that doesn't apply to Congress and like the venal gluttons that they are, no amount of money from your paycheck can slake their thirst for wasting money.

Ooooh, guess what? Barry's utopia will be here in a mere decade, at which point he will end homelessness. Isn't it fantastic that heroin users will now have a small but comfortable room in which to shoot up? 

Nerdgasm

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Daleks. Oh, yes:

Latest Offerings From the "Religion of Peace"

From the ROP website:

And a more stories of humanity and peace that Islam provides:

Sharia banking doesn't work. (Not from an American news source.)

Woman's "Inner self seriously hurt" after being disallowed to wear a hijab to a job interview. (Also not from an American news source.)

Muslim man attacks judge with a meat cleaver. (Again, not covered in American media. Starting to notice a theme?)

"Peace flotilla" Muslims want to throw Jews into the sea. (Are we surprised? Again, not American MSM.)

Muslims use Facebook to target Christians. (Not sure where this source hails from... But I'm willing to bet it ain't the American MSM...)

Sharia court gives teenage gang rape victim jail time... Because she incited those 'men', after all. (I'm going to let you guess where this news doesn't come from.)

Five Muslims rob and beat solitary Sihk shopkeeper to death. (Again, not your friendly neighborhood American MSM reporting in...)

British Muslims challenge ban on pro-terror Imam. (Our final story, and we've a perfect record for NO American sources. Dhimmitude is disgusting.)

Video Saturday

Damn vuvzelas. (This is funny, you should watch it.)



And now, for a palate cleanser:

Let Them Eat Cake

While the residents of the gulf area go without jobs, clean water or any hope of an end to the continuing oil spill, Michelle Obama takes a luxurious vacation at taxpayer expense.

Even a day at the beach is done in presidential style for the First Family.

Currently enjoying a relaxing California vacation, Michelle Obama and daughter Sasha arrived at the extravagant beachside mansion of billionaire financial mogul, Howard Marks, on Wednesday afternoon…RadarOnline.com exclusively learned that mother and daughter pulled into the luxurious private estate in Malibu over looking the Pacific Ocean at 3 p.m. They were escorted by a police motorcade and spent a perfect summer day by the beach.

So far, the First Family has been experiencing the Hollywood highlife during their trip. They watched the Los Angeles Lakers blow out the Boston Celtics in Game 6 of the NBA Finals on Tuesday night. Before the game, they stopped in at the famous hot dog stand Pink’s for a ‘gourmet’ dinner.

I'll bet the people living in the Gulf would like to enjoy their beaches... And what happens when the people of Louisiana try to take matters into their own hands, because after two months the government has done nothing to stop the spill or clean up the mess? 

The coast guard stops 16 ships from going out to suck up oil to make sure there were enough life vests and fire extinguishers on board.

I. Shit. You. Not.

Bob:

Bob is appropriately angry, again:

Not the Onion Wednesday:

Seriously. Up first in NtOW, we have a radiograph pinup calendar.

From this site. 

You just can't get much more revealing than that.


Next, we have colored bacon.

Because regular bacon just isn't perfect enough, I suppose. Heh.

Finally, and I am NOT making this up, a German student attacked a Hell's Angles gang after flipping them off by throwing a puppy at them, and then made his escape by stealing a bulldozer.

I kid you not.

Source. 

Butter Jesus Burns

A local eyesore just a few stone's throws near my home along I-75 in Ohio is locally referred to as the 'butter Jesus', or my favorite, 'field goal Jesus.' It was roughly 65' tall.

The thing was called butter Jesus because it looked like a butter sculpture in person, although I rather thought it looked like a demented person slopped it together out of paper mache. The picture really doesn't do the ugliness justice.

Before and after:

Sadly, as one local talk show host pointed out, (Willie) The finger of God missed the Hustler store and the mosque by the highway. Damn.

The thing is ugly as sin, makes no sense proportionally (look at the cross v.s. the arms), and is inexplicably coming out of a large man-made pond in front of the Solid Rock Church.

(Don't get my husband started on those freaks. His crazy ex's parents are charter members there, so he has first-hand experience with being dragged into crazy land.)

Anyhow, we had a wicked thunderstorm last night, and a bolt of lightening struck field goal Jesus and having a metal frame wrapped in fiberglass... Let's just say he went up like a Roman candle.

I might feel bad, but as I said, the thing was ugly as sin, built by a bunch of weirdos, and really challenges the line of 'no graven images', IMO.

They say they're going to rebuild it. For $700,000... Like that money couldn't go to much better ministry purposes.

I'll just wait for the next lightening storm.

Democratic Assault

Is it just me, or does this politician look just a little bit blasted? Perhaps it was intoxication that fueled his decision to assault someone, or or could it be arrogance:






If you or I had pulled this, or a GOP'er, we'd be arrested. Why is it that this isn't on the midstream media, and that it seems Dems can get away with anything?

Oh, yeah.

H/T to Common Cents. 

Who Says Playing WIth Fire Isn't Cool?

Obama the Snob

Because not just any hot dog will do for our Dear Leader Obama... No, a trip to Wal-Mart's top shelf simply will not do, your tax money be damned.

Seriously, in a time of high unemployment, taxation and disaster, Obama just cannot stop wasting your money.

From this source: 

What kind of hot dogs  are usually at a picnic? Sabretts? Oscar Meyer? Ballpark? Nope, that won’t do for The Obama’s. Even the friggin hot dogs have to meet a certain standard.

They had to have Byron’s hot dogs, from Chicago. So you’re thinking they flew in the hot dogs, right? Wrong. They flew in the owner, Mike Payne. The ingredients for making his famous hot dogs were then summoned to the White House so he could specially prepare them.  For a friggin picnic.

This is a mockery of all the people who HAVE to eat hot dogs… for dinner… every night. And not any fancy shmancy ones. Whatever is on sale will have to do. Obama is a jackass.

President Hypocrisy.

That's right. Obama will speak to the Hitler of Iran, but not the head of BP.

Oh, except he reversed himself. King Obama has "summoned"  Carl-Henric Svanburg to the White House.

Didn't the left used to like to call Bush a "flip-flopper?"

Hello?

'Mismanagement' at Arlington

This is disgusting and outrageous beyond the pale.

You Are Now Officially the Coolest Kid on the Block:

Money to Palestinians?

WTF?!? I swear, I sound like this guy every time I turn on my computer:

Word on Islam Mashup:

Your tolerant and benevolent 'religion of peace' is up to its usual violence and murder.

It would seem the Taliban is getting extra-creative with their efforts. Rather than just hide roadside bombs filled with shrapnel, they are filling them with dirty needles in the hopes of infecting surviving soldiers with HIV and hepatitis, and all in the name of their pimp god and urine-chugging, child-molesting, murderous prophet.

From this source:

Hypodermic syringes are hidden below the surface pointing upwards to prick bomb squad experts as they hunt for devices.

The heroin needles are feared to be contaminated with hepatitis and HIV. And if the bomb goes off, the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.

The tactic, used in the Afghan badlands of Helmand, was exposed by Tory MP and ex-Army officer Patrick Mercer.

Senior backbencher Mr Mercer said yesterday: "Are there no depths to which these people will stoop? This is the definition of a dirty war."

Razor blades are also being used. All Royal Engineer and Royal Logistic Corps bomb search teams have been issued with protective Kevlar gloves.

Although the probability of someone becoming infected in this manner is low, I suppose we have to give the adherents of Islam points for trying, eh? 
Next up, the Taliban has decided to keep a close watch on their children: 

KABUL: Suspected Taliban militants executed a seven-year-old boy in southern Afghanistan after accusing him of spying for the government, a provincial official said Wednesday.

The child was captured by the militants in Sangin district of southern province of Helmand Tuesday, Daoud Ahmadi, a spokesman for the provincial governor, said.

"The militants killed the seven-year-old boy in Heratiyan village of the district, on charges of espionage for Afghan government," Ahmadi said, citing information provided to police by relatives. 

Now that takes courage, huh? It's doubtful that the boy was a 'spy', though possible. Even so, killing a seven-year-old child is extra-special, ROP. It must have taken a lot of courage and 'allahu akbar's to get that holy job done.

Next up, Hezbollah and Rosie O'Donnell join forces to defend Helen Thomas.

From this source: 

Hezbollah on Wednesday saluted veteran US reporter Helen Thomas's "courage" for her controversial comments against Israel, which sparked a furor and forced her to retire.

"Respected American journalist Helen Thomas's answer shows ... a courageous, bold, honest and free opinion which expresses what people across the globe believe: that Israel is a racist state of murderers and thugs," Hezbollah MP Hussein Moussawi said in a statement.


And here's O'Dumbass' take:




No, no, no, Rosie, and all of you idiot, moron, fucktard leftists who either purposefully ignore history or are just plain ignorant of it:




At least some of us are getting it. This is well worth the watch:

And Now For Something Completely Different:

Dhimmitude in UK Prisons Encourage Conversions to Islam

There are three posts up today. I just couldn't decide on one, sorry!

It seems that in the UK, more prisoners are converting to Islam because Muslim prisoners have it better. It seems some people are more equal than others.

From this source:

Inmates are converting to Islam in order to gain perks and the protection of powerful Muslim gangs, the Chief Inspector of Prisons warns today.

Dame Anne Owers says that some convicted criminals are taking up the religion in jail to receive benefits only available to practising Muslims.

-------------snip--------------

All prisons offer a halal menu, which some inmates see as better than the usual choices. Muslims are excused from work and education while attending Friday prayers. Some converts, who are known as “convenience Muslims”, admitted that they had changed faith because they got more time out of the cells to go to Friday prayers. One quoted in the report said: “Food good too, initially this is what converted me.”

In some of the most secure jails, the size of the Muslim population is well above average. Two years ago, Muslim inmates accounted for a third of prisoners in Whitemoor, Cambridgeshire, and a quarter of inmates in Long Lartin in Worcestershire.

The report says that inmates converted after learning about Islam from other inmates or their family, to obtain support and protection in a group with a powerful identity and for material advantages. One inmate quoted in the report said: “I’ve got loads of close brothers here. They share with you, we look out for each other.”

Isn't this just foul?

Salt in the Wound: WTC Mosque

As if the WTC mosque wasn't insulting enough, we are now discovering that the donors to fund the mosque have dubious ties, to say the least.

The Muslim cleric behind the proposed giant mosque near Ground Zero is none other than a major donor to the pro-Hamas Free Gaza movement, the New York Post reported. The cleric, Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf also is a key figure in Malaysian-based Perdana Global Peace Organization.

The Free Gaza group has been behind several attempts to break the Israeli sea embargo on Hamas. The latest attempt, under the guise of sending humanitarian aid, was foiled Saturday when the Israeli Navy intercepted the “Rachel Corrie” ship before it could approach the Gaza Coast.
The Perdena organization has donated $366,000 to Free Gaza, which has organized several attempts to break the Israeli sea embargo on Hamas-controlled Gaza. Earlier in the week, the Mavi Marmara ship’s terrorist "activists" opened fire and brutally beat Navy commandos, despite Free Gaza promises that there would be no violence. Free Gaza spokeswoman Greta Berlin has charged that the IDF edited and falsified videos clearly showing that the passengers on the ship initially assaulted commandos before they reached the decks.
“We have two Imam Raufs," Deborah Burlingame, the sister of the American Airlines pilot whose hijacked plane struck the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001, told the New York Post. "We have the anti-Israel, anti-democratic imam, and we have the smiling, soft-spoken moderate Muslim who says, 'Why can't we all get along?' "
The proposed 13-story mosque and community center, to cost $100 million, has been met with outrage in New York, despite Rauf’s focusing on peace. "We must fight those who are against us with peace and our assurance that we have peace in our hearts,” he recently told Muslims at a Friday prayer service.
Tea Party Express chairman Mark Williams called the project a monument to 9/11 attackers, and the “9/11 Families for a Safe & Strong America” calls the proposed project “a gross insult to the memory of those who were killed on that terrible day.’’
However, New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg supports it, and zoning officials have approved the plan. (IsraelNationalNews.com)

Now That's Classy:

What a complete lack of class this president and his allies display.

The man is supposed to be presidential. He didn't say this in confidence. He said it in an interview with a major news organization.

What a thug.

WTC Mosque Protest:

We have to keep this up! It is unacceptable to have a minaret mocking those who were murdered on 9-11 under the farce of a 'tribute.'

Any peep from the MSM on this? Of course not, unless it is to make snide, derisive comments about the attendees of this protest, who are a peaceful bunch. I wonder if Muslims would protest so nicely? Nah.


There were a lot of big names at the protest, such as Robert Spencer, Nonnie Darwish, Pamela Atlas, and survivors of the attack recounting their experiences that day.

Check out Urban Infidel for more great coverage. I wish I could've been there.

Pat Condell on the WTC Mosque

Make it Sir:

She'll knight anyone on TV, you know... I've got a better chance of being knighted than winning the lottery.

Anyway, good for you, Captain. :)

And an aside:

From this site.

Biden Backs Israel?

Did I wake up today in an alternate reality this morning?

Despite proof that the Gaza 'aide' flotilla was little more than a flimsy cover for smuggling weapons to Jew-hating and murderous terrorists, leftists are inanely whining about those poor, poor souls on the gun boat.

Well, at least some leftists are. Amazingly, we have common sense coming from Joe Biden.

From this source:


And so I mean again, look, you can argue whether Israel should have dropped people onto that ship or not ... but the truth of the matter is, Israel has a right to know — they're at war with Hamas — has a right to know whether or not arms are being smuggled in. And up to now, Charlie, what's happened? They've said, "Here you go. You're in the Mediterranean. This ship — if you divert slightly north you can unload it and we'll get the stuff into Gaza." So what's the big deal here? What's the big deal of insisting it go straight to Gaza? Well, it's legitimate for Israel to say, "I don't know what's on that ship. These guys are dropping eight — 3,000 rockets on my people." Now, the one thing we have to do is not forget the plight of these Palestinians there, not Hamas, the — they're in bad shape. So we have put as much pressure and as much cajoling on Israel as we can to allow them to get building materials in, glass ...


I'll bet this is one of those times that Biden says something and then Obama calls him to tell him to shut the hell up. Pro-Israeli talk coming out of the White House? That's got to burn Barry's biscuits.

HELL, YES!!!

Now, only 11 more days until True Blood.

In Yo Face, Windows!

Google has announced that it will be barring employees from using Microsoft Windows for security reasons, going on to blame them for allowing Chinese hacking.

They will let employees choose between Mac OS or Linux.

Aw, yeah!

Still not impressed with the iPad, though.... And neither are these guys:

BP Oil Spill: Solved.

Here's how we plug the hole: 

Also, here's how to deal with the census worker, Walken-style. ;) to AOW.