A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -Thomas Jefferson
How do I put this in a family friendly format... how in the universe would they know if they did?The Lassie cat video was funny. Thing is, I wouldn't expect any one of my dogs to act like the fictional TV construct that was Lassie any more than I would expect a genie to pop out of a lamp and grant me wishes. Truth is, my dogs would sleep just as soundly as that kitty if I were to be felled by a ginormous tree.
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What Cube said is true; this proves that our pets are all Democrats.
Mustang, that is a very mean thing to say about animals.
Cats are libertarians.
I think if cats were libertarians, they would feed themselves, empty out their own kitty-litter boxes, and vote independently. Since cats (and all pets) demand these things of you, and since no other critters embrace socialism more than pets and children, they all must be democrats. I think this is why pets and children require licenses.
In 2007 former NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak allegedly wore adult diapers when driving hundreds of miles across the United States without bathroom breaks to confront a suspected rival in a romance with a fellow astronaut.I'm off to put that on the answer side of a Trivial Pursuit card.
Too funny. Stupid cat.
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