Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!




Speaking of turkey, here are the five dumbest questions asked at the Butterball Hotline: 

Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?
Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?
Can I use my oven’s self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?
If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?
Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?

Or instead of calling the hotline, you could get your turkey preparation advice from this guy: 



Lastly, you may need this to make it through those oddball relatives that show up and annoy the crap out of you... The ultimate Altoids survival kit: 


Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 

6 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!

I love the Swedish Chef!!!

I'll have one of those martinis.

Always On Watch said...

A blessed Thanksgiving to you and yours, Brooke.

BATMAN said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours Brooke!

Brooke said...

Back at you all.

Off to Granny's now with that Altoids can... ;)

Z said...

Pass me a martini (remember, with one olive, they're martinis, with 2, they're martini soup, with 3, they're martini STEW!:-)
Happy Thanksgiving, Brooke...xxx

Brooke said...

Yes, if you have one of those big olives. If not, two small ones are acceptable. ;)