Found on a computer screen at a check-in-point at Indianapolis International Airport:
Yeah, 'cause pat-downs of three-year-olds and such is just hi-larious.
Here's a crazy idea: How about a little useful profiling? We all know that nearly every airline terrorist attack has been perpetrated by young, Muslim men, not nuns or toddlers.
Speaking of Muslims, the Haj has officially begun.
All of these devoted followers of Mohammed the Pedophile (who probably would have loved the TSA's search methods regarding children) are engaging in their annual running of circles around a black box containing a blood-soaked meteorite housed within a bedpan.
It does kind of look like they're being 'flushed', no?