Moby: The Fourth (Male?) Dixie Chick...

I realize that this post will have no real impact on your life whatsoever, other than sheer entertainment value. Well, that's not true. Maybe it'll save you about $17 in the future, if you didn't dislike Moby already.

Moby has a blog, wherein he expresses his deepest feelings a la the Dixie Chicks or perhaps Cindy Sheehan. Here is his latest:

journal

go home, gw.

Sep 10, 2006 - nyc

dear president bush,

stay out of new york.

you don't like us and we don't like you.

90% of us voted for john kerry in the last election. we don't trust you, and we believe, based

on your record, that you've been a terrible president.

you're supposed to come to new york city today.

you're not welcome here.

you only come to new york city when you need to bolster your poll numbers.

you came here after 9-11 even though you ignored warnings of terrorist attacks and cut f

unding to anti-terrorist programs.

you came here for the rnc convention even though your policies have made america less

safe.

you are not welcome in nyc.

go back to texas where you can cut wood for the tv cameras.

or go back to washington d.c where you can watch dick cheney run the country.

you are a liar.

you are inept.

you are probably the worst president that the united states has ever had to endure.

you are not welcome in nyc.

we are not your cheap whore, to use whenever your poll numbers are in the toilet.

we are not your crappy prop, to use when you're worried that you might have to deal with the

consequences of your failed policies.

you suck, and we don't want you here.

everything you've done has gone wrong.

you are in the pocket of the oil and defense

industries, and the poor idiots on the religious right actually sometimes believe that you care

about them and their agenda.

you only believe in issues that will keep your corporate backers happy.

you are an awful, inept, corrupt, and tragically incompetent president.

and i'm sorry that you've chosen to come to new york city on 9-11.

we didn't vote for you and we're not in any way happy that you're here.

go home, gw, and let us just get on with living our lives in the city that was attacked

due to your pre 9-11 ineptitude and incomptetence.

-moby

Thanks, Moby; all I have to do now is consult Brittany Spears and perhaps Fergie to form the rest of my domestic and foreign policy views. *snicker*

I just cannot get over blaming Bush for "pre 9-11 ineptitude and incomptetence" (Nice spelling, BTW, Moby.) Need I once again repeat that the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole, the American Embassy, Blackhawk Down, and the FIRST WTC BOMBING all happened under your darling boy Clinton's watch? (Feel free to add anything I forgot in the comments.)

Also, Moby, please don't feel sorry for me, one of those "poor idiots on the religious right." I don't need or want any sympathy from you, but I can say that if it makes an emotionally and intellectually small man such as yourself feel better to insult us, go ahead.

Oh, and did anyone else notice how repetitive his little diatribe was? Sort of like his music... LOL!