Saturday, February 12, 2011

Thanks to Jeff at Batman's Manifestos:

48 comments:

BATMAN said...

Yeah...I thought I saw that ;)

WomanHonorThyself said...

they cant wait to destroy Israel..sick

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

I cannot wait to cut the funding for Israel. I know that here paleoconservatives do not want a Mohammedan influx and i--for one--understand the impact they have had in Europe. However--it was not a sinister plot. Europe is inferior to anything and falls self-defeated. There is no way to achieve autonomy when European culture is degenerate by their own doing. The Mid-east that is not the state of Israel--finds Israel to be a source of instability. If they wanted it detroyed all surrounding nations could sworm on it and end it. If they are going to be unsupportive of Israel then so-be-it. Many of you might be Evangelical neo-conservatives that find it a religious duty to support Israel. May the Jews rebuild the Temple with your flesh and blood as mortar. As for me--i am a paleoconservative traditional Protestant. I say let the diaspora roam the earth with satan looking fot their corruption. At the same time i applaud Israel for segregational practises and 'racist' policies. All that shows that secular Judaism influenced Western Cultures defeat and now their religious perspective contradicts...

beamish said...

Who let the drag queen in?

The Mid-east that is not the state of Israel--finds Israel to be a source of instability. If they wanted it detroyed all surrounding nations could sworm on it and end it.

Tried and failed, twice (1948 and 1967). Left-wing mob combat philosophy only works against disarmed people who don't know how to fight.

beamish said...

i.e. the Warsaw Ghetto held out against the Nazi Blitzkrieg longer than the dumbass Soviet Red Army in the entire Ukraine.

Alligator said...

Few people know it, but there were a few instances in Poland where resistance groups made temporary truces with the SS in order to turn on Jewish partisan groups. However, much the Poles hated the Germans there were still a few in the ranks that hated Jews even more. One of the pictures from the Holocaust is that all Jews went quietly and passively to their fate like cattle to be slaughtered. There were actually a number of very effective Jewish resistance groups throughout Europe.

beamish said...

Yup.

Alligator said...

Now I'm waiting for someone to do "Hitler finds out that Michelle Obama promotes breastfeeding"

The Middle East is on fire, European economies are falling like dominoes, our deficit has reached critical mass, unemployment remains flat our border remains porous and increasingly violent and team Obama responds by proposing tax breaks for breastfeeding.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

beamish your latent-homosexuality is no excuse.

beamish said...

You shore dew have a purdy mouth, Wesley.

Since when did anti-Semitism (the taproot of all forms of leftism) become the calling card of "conservatives?"

Are you lost, or on crack?

Speedy G said...

o/t - One for real ST fans...

Brooke said...

Ah, the homo card has been flopped on top of the Joooo card.

Leftist confirmed.

cube said...

Speedy G: Don't you mean SW fans?

beamish said...

It's like lefty solitaire, Brooke.

Alligator said...

"Ah, the homo card has been flopped on top of the Joooo card.

Leftist confirmed." - Brooke

Does this mean that Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor is superseding Ducky as the 'Leftist in Residence' on these blogs?

Speedy G said...

ST/SW... Same fan base. ;)

Brooke said...

Ducky hasn't been about here for some time.

Sci-fi fans are all related one way or another.

beamish said...

Alligator,

I wouldn't put "Witless Awful" up there with Ducky.

In Ducky's defense, Ducky is at least smart enough to realize he's a leftist. "Witless Awful" is still trying to figure out how deep the Israeli Motorola / Cisco plot to connect him to the internet goes.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

...beamish you neoconservative postmodernist. You are at the wrong forum or you all have chosen the wrong name.

beamish said...

Wesley,

I'm neither a paleoconservative nor a neoconservative. [Emmanuel Goldstein was a neocon, and we should all spend two minutes a day hating him.]

I'm a Dystopian Kakistocrat. Dystopian Kakistocracy is a complete political programme in theory and practice that I created one day when I was bored.

How many political philosophies have you ever created, punk?

I believe people like you should all have the opportunity to push the right buttons to win a full ride scholarship to Hamburger University.

Is that so wrong?

beamish said...

"The Dystopian Kakistocratic doctrine of Astigmatism posits that all fine points should be blurred to indistinction." - from Art. 6 Sec. 1 of the Dystopian Kakistocratic Manifesto

beamish said...

And no, I won't share the fruits of my labor, the whole document, with you. What are you, a Communist?

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

...beamish are you a Papist? Or just a military psychopath? I am not into theories but an actual real living paleoconservative.

beamish said...

Papist? No, I hate anti-Semites and men who presume to be God's voice on Earth, a combo that wouldn't make me a good Catholic or Muslim.

I reject the useless and meaningless paleo / neo distinction within conservatism, as the bulk of people labelled under the "neocon" rubric were very active in creating the foreign and domestic policies forwarded by the Reagan administration, Reagan being the "paleoconservative."

The people trying to divide conservatism into paleo and neo are usually perversely focused on a conservative's Jewish ethnicity rather than their ideas.

You're not that kind of leftist, are you "Whitey?"

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

I made those correlations because you seem homosexually inclned. It is you that is on the left--you are an obvious neoconservative. I am antisemetic--in a traditional sense. Liberty is not a concept that collectively Jews support. I demand that this weblogs name is changed to postmodern cynic command center. Or perhaps Libertarian nihilist command center.

Brooke said...

You can demand the name change of this blog all you want. Go for it.

Beamish seems homosexually inclined?

What is it with leftists that, when nothing else comes to mind in lieu of a cogent argument, the "you're a homo" defense must be employed.

It's really pathetic.

beamish said...

I seem homosexually inclined? How so?

Granted, that prison pussy goatee thing you got going on there is fabulous, but I'm not particularly enticed by it to fuck you in the mouth. You're just going to have to cruise elsewhere, Wessie.

You're a "traditional" anti-Semite? What does that mean? Marx's "World Without Jews" left-wing tradition or Hitler's Mein Kampf left-wing tradition?

Psssst. Wessie. Faggot baby. Anti-Semites aren't conservative. You've ruled yourself out of being a spokesfaggot for conservatism.

beamish said...

What "homosexually inclined" looks like

(yes, that's Wessie)

LOL

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

You all play right into presenting yourselves.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

Also, regarding your Jewish misunderstanding. I can accept a jew individually--free from the restraints of his official culture. Even then his diasporic self is troubling--to even him. You all know nothing of tradition--since you are all postmodern punk rock. Neocon command center indeed, with the hipster Libertarian-nihilism. Go back in the military and fight for Israel and the imposed free-market... I hear they'll let you in now without having to say you are not homosexual.

beamish said...

Is that what kept you out of the military, Wessie? You couldn't hide the homo in you?

It's the hat, yo. Dead giveaway.

So, tell us, mr. "paleoconservative" anti-Semite, do you sling that racist shit in Overland for reals or do the darkies keep you down in your unfinished basement trying to get a rise out of conservatives on the internet?

Don't tell us you're a white supremacist, tell your neighbors. I'm sure they'll find it amusing. They might even dig you up and take you back home after your funeral Northside style.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

Yes, i am accepted as a traditional racist as well. Right now i am working on settling down with a negress (i'm picky) and have some mulatto children--of wich the term postracial will not be allowed. I mow grass and tree work and such for a living--mainly for the negro community. I get a lot of sexual inquiries, but i have not found the right one yet. Anyway--drugs are a plenty around here and if you see a white - then you can bet drugs have something to do with such intermingling. Surprisingly Overland is the last of the great white suburban municipalities in North County. It is surrounded by what you'd expect though.

P.S. What seperates me from wiggers like you is that i am not a negrophile...nor phobe.

beamish said...

No, you're just a tone deaf idiot cryptoleftist presuming to give political singing lessons to actual conservatives and libertarians.

Dead giveaway there in your slinging of ideology is that you've probably never even heard of Sir Edmund Burke, must less read and understood his views on ideology.

You seem expressly embittered by your career mowing lawns. How long did you go to school for that?

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

...beamish you are a screwball. You are not paleoconservative and niether are--more then likely--many on here. You are a mess man. Go watch t.v. or listen to your twopack shaker albums. As a paleoconservative i am not an ideology - i am a living character in a culture that is dismantled by postmodern bookchins like you.

beamish said...

Wessie, you don't even know what conservatism is. Now, run along you idiot ideologue.

beamish said...

Not doing all that good a job "conserving" the culture I dismantled, are you Wessie?

Tupac Shakur started a recording label, a capitalist endeavor that employs hundreds of people.

You can't even get your lawn mower started.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

...beamish i have been amusing myself with you ever since your wigger conservatism of the hippies kept replying. Go read more books maybe then you will realise you are not a paleoconservative.

beamish said...

Never claimed to be a "paleoconservative." I don't subscribe to the useless and artificial paleo / neo distinction, and certsinly not one that posits, as you appear to do, that "paleoconservatives" are toothless meth smoking racists.

If you have to label my politics, I'm a Kirkian "fusionist."

Look it up.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

Interesting analogy...Why is white america dying with meth? Perhaps some post industrial ode? Perhaps they are homaging Hitler to compliment your peoples deathly criticism of traditional white and/ or western culture?

Brooke said...

Wigger? HAHAHAAA!!! I haven't heard that one since high school!

Another common leftist insult: Go read some books.

Sheesh.

And actually, meth usage is highest amongst pacific islanders and Native Americans/Alaskan Indians than it is 'whites'.

Put down the coffee cup and work on that lawn mower.

beamish said...

Wessie may be on (to) something there. Wessie's comrades in the racist "Christian Identity" movement (who are themselves the descending remnants of Mormon "prophet" Joseph Smith's terrorist movement in Missouri) have made Missouri the meth-producing capital of the United States for years. Sure, the recipe is readily prepared anywhere with the right ingredients, but Wessie's fellow Hitler-obsessed racists from the backwoods of southwestern Missouri brought it here first.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

...beamish there is no disguising your commie speak. If you are from Saint Louis we can meet up and come to physical conflict if you'd like. Send me an e-mail if you'd like to meet. Brooke is another Ayn Rand reader that thinks he/she is a paleoconservative.

beamish said...

If you are from Saint Louis we can meet up and come to physical conflict if you'd like.

To what end? Even in an emergency room getting your face sown back together, you'd still be a "traditional" anti-Semitic racist left-winger without a clue and reverting to threats of violence in place of your inability to convince the world that conservatism = rambing on the internet while high on meth.

How about this, Mr. McGranor. I already know where you live, and I know what you look like.

Think of this as an opportunity for you to get your shit together before I come knock on her door and ask if you can come out to play.

I'll be lenient and give you six months. If you're not in school and continuing your education and still pushing a lawn mower for crack rock money in September, I'm going to kick the shit out of you, from out of nowhere.

Beware who you threaten on the internet, Wessie. I can be anybody, and usually am.

Brooke said...

Ayn Rand reader? Yet another leftist throw down... Is Wes Ducky in disguise? Heh.

As for threatening Beamish? Bad form, and besides, you are truly a fool, Wesley.

beamish said...

It's okay. Leftists always resort to making violent threats. It's the ones that bullshit around before getting to the threat that annoy me the most.

Wesley 'Whitey Lawful' Mcgranor said...

I am anti-intellectual. Although i'll oblige you in figuring yourself 'out'.

beamish said...

Do those nipples tattooed on your shoulderblades in prison really itch that much at night, Wessie?

Simmer down, girlfriend.

Steve Harkonnen said...

Is Wes Ducky in disguise? Heh.

No. He reminds me of Yosemite Sam.

Wes, stop acting like a dick.