Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wacky Muslim Wednesday

The death toll ticker on my sidebar got a big boost yesterday, thanks to Indian Muslim adherents of the 'religion of peace' murdering 80 or so Hindus. 

Not to worry, though. Hurting that little girl was only a part of "liberating Muslim-dominated areas of India," according to the terror group Lashkar-e-Toiba.

Apparently, these asshats and OBL see Hindus to be equally as baaaaaad as Zionists.

Let's move on with the roundup, shall we? 

What else is bad that must be declared war on? 


Kenyan Islamic clerics are going to start preaching against the use of condoms to prevent the spread of HIV.

Abdi Welli, a taxi driver in Garissa, told IRIN/PlusNews he agreed with the clerics that condoms should be banned. He believed the widespread myth that condoms and contraceptives were laced with the HI virus. "We know the condoms are not safe ... if you want to contract the virus that causes AIDS, then use [a condom]," he said. "After all, we have heard in the past that the Western world is using the condom to eliminate Africans, and Muslims in particular." 

Oh, it gets better: 


The leaders expressed their view that the best way for the youth to avoid HIV was through the observance of Islamic teachings such as fasting, regular prayer and shunning extramarital affairs. They advised men to avoid looking at women, who should dress modestly.

Do you know who else should avoid looking at women? Their husbands:

A 50-year-old Saudi woman asked for divorce after her husband lifted her face veil while she was sleeping, local press reported.

For 30 years, the wife said she never showed her face to her husband in conformity with the tradition of her native village near the south western Saudi city of Khamis Mushayt.

"After all these years, he tries to commit such a big mistake," the wife told Saudi newspaper Al-Riyadh, after she left the house in total disbelief.

She said the husband apologized and promised never to do it again. 

This is not the first case of husbands who have not seen their wives' faces in decades.

In the past Al Arabiya has reported the case of Ali al-Qahtani, whose wife had been wearing the face veil for the entire ten years of their marrage. When he tried to take it off, she threatened to leave and only decided to stay after he swore never to try again.

Hassan Al-Atibi threatened to marry another woman if his wife didn't show him her face. The woman nominated one of her friends who doesn't observe this tradition as a possible new wife for him, saying this would be better than her showing her face.

And neither the husband or children of Om Rabea al-Gahdaray, 70, have ever seen her face. Al-Gahdaray says it is a family tradition, also followed by mother and sisters, which her husband accepted and never tried to change. 

When asked how she could have kids without her husband ever seeing her face, she replied: "Marriage is about love, not faces."

Oh, sure. I guess you go a little crazy after centuries of misogyny. 

And last but not least, we can't let a Islamist roundup go by without a little propaganda against the Joooooos.

It seems that another poor, dead Paly who died because the Jooooos wouldn't let him into Israel to be treated by Jooooos at a Joooooish hospital is alive after all:

International media often have published claims that Israel's refusal to allow Arabs to enter Israel for medical care without a thorough security check has caused several deaths, many of which were later found to be falsely reported. 

The latest case involves Mohammed al-Harrani whose son said he died while waiting for a permit to enter Israel. Israeli security officials stated they wanted to question Al-Harrani, who is suspected of being involved with terrorist activities. Before he was interrogated, his son told the Physicians for Human Rights group, "The sick man could not withstand the wait for the permit."

The following day, the doctors' group discovered the man was alive.

It's a miracle! Bwaahaahaaaa!!! 

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