Prosperity and Primaries

We've all seen this picture of a Newberry, South Carolina road sign that is worth a thousand words:

Upon the sign's blatant error being brought to light, NeoCon Command is pleased to report that city officials have fixed the sign for accuracy's sake:

McCain?!?

McCain?!? Really?

What the hell is wrong with you, Florida?!?

This guy is not a conservative; he's barely even a RHINO!

McCain is Hillary with testicles and shorter hair. They could run on the same ticket, for the love of Pete!

Do you really want to have to choose from a liberal or a liberal in November?

Remember McCain/Lieberman? McCain/Feingold? McCain/Kennedy? The Gang of Fourteen?!?

Have you ever heard of McCain's nasty temper? He's an angry man! 

The GOP had better get ready to go the way of the Whig party if McCain gets the nomination, and we true conservatives had better get ready to survive under the cloaked communism that is the leftist Democratic party and RHINOs that are willing to 'cross the aisle' and do business with them.

Listen up, America! If there are any conservatives left out there, you'd better get it together on Super Tuesday and all the following primaries. 

My primary is on March fourth, and I'll write in Captain Kirk if I must! 

Dhimmitude in Austria:

Hat tip to The Religion of Peace.

This is a children's playground in Vienna:

I'll bet Sobieski is rolling in his grave.

Uncle Jay Explains, 01/28/08

We're going to talk stimulus today: 

Sunday Funnies

What can I say? I've just not been in the mood for a in-depth post lately, so here's a little more comedy comin' at 'ya.

I really like the first one: 

New Presidential Endorsement

Here's my endorsement for straitening out the country:

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News Flash: Democrats Are Racist/Sexist!

I know, I know... You're sitting in front of your computer, eyes wide, thinking, "What? How can that be? Aren't Democrats supposed to be the party of tolerance, inclusive, colorblind and accepting of people's differences? Isn't it the right that are stodgy racist bastards? That is what the left is always telling us..."

Well listen to what the supposed "first black President" had to say about the enlightened voters pulling the donkey-lever:

From this source:

Voting for president along racial and gender lines "is understandable because people are proud when someone who they identify with emerges for the first time," the former president told a Charleston audience while campaigning for his wife.

There you go, folks. A Democratic former President has just given you permission to vote for the candidate that looks the most like you.

Upping the Ante:

The Clintons are getting more and more vicious. Heh.

This pick could just as easily have any Dem in the pic and be accurate.

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Democrat Throw-Down

Things got ugly between Clinton and Obama last night, even after all the MSM hype about the two calling a truce.

I mean, gawd forbid any Democrat should say a kind word about Reagan. Hillary will kneecap you for that kind of blasphemy.

I will post text of the exchange, in the interest of saving my friends from Hillary's dulcet tones. 

From this source, with a spew alert: 

In the televised debate, Clinton accused Obama of praising ideas from the opposition party over the past 10-15 years after Obama said last week that Reagan "changed the trajectory of America."

"Now I personally think they had ideas. But they were bad ideas," said Clinton, a New York senator who would be America's first woman president. "They were bad ideas for America."

Obama, who would be the first black U.S. president, shot back that he was in no way praising Republican ideas, but simply saying that Reagan had been able to bring political rivals together.

When Clinton interrupted to say she had not mentioned Reagan, Obama said, "Your husband did."

"I'm here, he's not," she tossed back.

"Well I can't tell who I'm running against sometimes," Obama replied, a sign of his increasing exasperation at the attack role Bill Clinton is playing in her campaign.

Hiss! Spit! It's a laugh riot! 

EVERYBODY Must Get Stoned:

What a surprise... Hugo Chavez's policy is originated after a coca leaf or two!

From this source:

Chavez admits chewing coca 'every day in the morning'

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez chews coca  on a daily basis, according to The Miami Herald.

Chavez, a vocal critic of the United States, admitted ingesting the base material for cocaine in the middle of a four-hour speech to lawmakers in Caracas. ''I chew coca every day in the morning ... and look how I am,'' Chavez said, according to the paper.

Bolivian President Evo Morales "sends me coca paste ... I recommend it to you," Chavez added.

The paper spoke with experts who said that it is illegal to consume coca paste in Venezuela and Bolivia. It's not clear to us whether Chavez was referring to "coca leaves" or "coca paste.

Hillary '08

Check out the latest campaign logo from the Clinton camp:

I Have A Dream...

Funny how I didn't see LBJ there. Sorry, Hillary.

Hillary's White House Experience:

She may have a point, you know... 

Sex in the Boy's Room

Smoking in the boy's room is so passe! Why smoke when you can get it on?

The ACLU is at it again, this time telling us that people who wish to engage in intercourse in a public restroom stall should have an expectation of privacy!

 

From this source:

ST. PAUL, Minn. - In an effort to help Sen. Larry Craig, the American Civil Liberties Union is arguing that people who have sex in public bathrooms have an expectation of privacy.

Craig, of Idaho, is asking the Minnesota Court of Appeals to let him withdraw his guilty plea to disorderly conduct stemming from a bathroom sex sting at the Minneapolis airport.

The ACLU filed a brief Tuesday supporting Craig. It cited a Minnesota Supreme Court ruling 38 years ago that found that people who have sex in closed stalls in public restrooms "have a reasonable expectation of privacy."

That means the state cannot prove Craig was inviting an undercover officer to have sex in public, the ACLU wrote.

The Republican senator was arrested June 11 by an undercover officer who said Craig tapped his feet and swiped his hand under a stall divider in a way that signaled he wanted sex. Craig has denied that, saying his actions were misconstrued.

The ACLU argued that even if Craig was inviting the officer to have sex, his actions wouldn't be illegal.

"The government cannot prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Senator Craig was inviting the undercover officer to engage in anything other than sexual intimacy that would not have called attention to itself in a closed stall in the public restroom," the ACLU wrote in its brief.

The ACLU also noted that Craig was originally charged with interference with privacy, which it said was an admission by the state that people in the bathroom stall expect privacy.

Craig at one point said he would resign but now says he will finish his term, which ends in January 2009.

Niiiiiice...Nanc ought to ask Ducky what he thinks of this.

Cube On McCain

Cube has an interesting read on John McCain... A formidable candidate on foreign policy, but absolutely a nightmare on everything else.

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Remember McCain/Feinstein? McCain/Kennedy? McCain/Lieberman?

Grab Your Popcorn... It's a Leftist Mud Wrestling Event!

Watching the Dems flopping the race/class/sexism cards they usually reserve for the bigoted, hate-mongering right has been very amusing! 

We are seeing the MSM conspicuously ignore stories they would have beaten like a dead horse were it coming from the right, from "big girls don't cry," to "Obama not doing the spadework" and Billy Boy the Former Philanderer in Chief being more black because... Well, he's been with more blacks...

And let's not forget the Breck Girl's $400 haircut "poverty tour!"

It's a comedy gold mine!

Did anyone hear the opening "Uncivil War" monologue of Rush's show yesterday? It was quite possibly one of the finest moments of radio I've ever heard!

Poverty Tour, Yo!

The Breck Girl is starting a campaign targeted to a traditionally poor demographic; the inner-city poverty-stricken:

Uncle Jay Explains, 01/14/08

GOP Debate: Digestion

It looks like the Breck Girl has a new strategy after being snubbed by his former running mate, Ketchup Kerry.

Did anyone else watch the GOP debate last night? Any thoughts? 

I felt like Dr. Frankenstein; I found myself thinking, "A piece of this, a piece of that... sew it together and it's alive!!!"

Overall, I was most pleased with Fred and Mitt, and would love to see the final ticket be a combo of the two. 

It may have been fatigue or just a moment of temporary insanity, but I did find myself in agreement with Ron Paul's disgust on how we borrow money from China and then arm Muslims with it! 

Joy On Religion

Here they go again... The hens on The View clucking stupidly:

I notice she didn't mention that the ol' Pedophile Mo should've been on Thorazine...

Honestly, I don't know how Elizabeth makes herself get out of bed and go to work

in the morning.

Hey, He's Got A Timetable!

Hey, good news! We're going to have peace in the Middle East... Again...

From this source, all emphasis mine:

RAMALLAH, West Bank - President Bush on Thursday predicted that a Mideast peace treaty would be completed by the time he leaves office (Yes, we'd better hurry up with that so the Palys can start wiping their asses with it.) , but undercut that optimism with harsh criticism of Hamas militants who control part of the land that would form an eventual independent Palestine.

Once again, Palestine? 

Bush said he's convinced that both Israeli and Palestinian leaders understand "the importance of democratic states living sid

e by side" in peace, and noted that he has a one-year deadline for progress on his watch.-

"I'm on a timetable," he told reporters. "I've got 12 months."

Oh, well as long as Bush has a timetable, I'm sure things will get done. Sure, Muslims have institutionalized the hatred and slaughter of Jews since Mohammed the Illiterate Pedophile dictated the Quaran, but I'm sure the President will somehow convince them to stop being evil assholes in the twelve months he has left.

He said he is not sure that the problem of Hamas, a militant Islamic group that took over the Gaza Strip in June, can be solved within that time frame. Hamas, he said, was elected to help improve the lot of Palestinians, but "has delivered nothing but misery."

So negotiating with them makes perfect sense. Riiiiight. Whatever happened to the Bush Doctrine? You know, the one where he states his refusal to negotiate with terrorists?!?

There is no end to where the PA ends and Hamas begins, Mr. President. If you've heard otherwise, it's taqiyya.

Some people just don't want peace:

Mediocre Wednesday Gag:

So Hillary and McCain got the nod last night... On to the next state! 

Super Tuesday Gags!

ALERT! BLOGGER TO BE ARRESTED!

Do you think you have freedom of speech? 

You'd better think again... We too have "racial and ethnic intimidation" and "hate crime" laws.

Read this post at Always on Watch's site. 

Super Tuesday Is Upon Us:

Uncle Jay Explains, 01/07/08

We Got A Mexican Convoy...

The will of We The People be damned! Break out the lubricants, 'cause we're about to get it whether we want it or not...

From this source:

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration is going ahead with a controversial pilot program giving Mexican trucks greater access to U.S. highways despite a new law by Congress against it.

The decision to proceed with the four-month-old program, which allows participating Mexican trucking companies to send loads throughout the United States, comes despite language in the recently signed catchall spending bill aimed at blocking it.

But the Department of Transportation is taking advantage of a loophole in the new law, which prohibits the government from spending any money to "establish" the program. The government says the new rules don't apply to the current program since it was started in September.

"The U.S. Department of Transportation will not establish any new demonstration programs with Mexico," said Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration spokeswoman Melissa Mazzella DeLaney. "The current cross-border trucking demonstration project — established in September — will continue to operate in a manner that puts safety first."

Congressional opponents of the programs insist that it's clear what lawmakers were trying to do last year when both House and Senate voted against allowing the program to go forward.

It makes my blood boil. We have no semblance of a secure border, and an utter dismissal of what the People want! 

Glenn on Huck

If you follow the Glenn Beck Program, you probably know that Glenn has been ill and unable to return to the radio show until Monday.

That's not stopping him, though! Glenn, armed with a camera and YouTube and lying comfortably in bed, gives some insight on the Caucus and Huck's preliminary victory.

And I've got to agree with him.

** I'll bet Clinton is having a big 'ol fit today! Whoooooo! Do you think Obama will ask her to be his VP? Mwaahaahaaa!**

Bath Day

Today is doggie bath day for all three of my ripe canines, so I will not be getting around to my normal blog reading until later.

However, with my daughter's first day back to school cancelled for what I would call a light snow, I will at least have plenty of slave labor on hand to help! ;)