You just can't make this stuff up... And this Imam is London based!
Semen grows a worm in a man's anus that can only be cured by more semen? The devil sticks his finger up the backsides on non-Shiite babies to make them 'passively gay'?
I guess that you guys just need a fabulous hysteria treatment every now and again.
If you don't agree with Mohammed the Pedophile you're definitely gay? (BTW, I'd rather be gay than a child molester... Just sayin'...)
Oh, and don't worry, ladies! If you're a filthy non-Shiite, the devil digitally penetrates you as a newborn to turn you into a whore!
And that's also why babies cry. Not because their lungs were cleared and they drew breath, but because the devil was finger-raping them. Especially infants that cry more than others.
Isn't Islam just great?
Hmm... Looks like the Imam there has had a lot of practice with that index finger, 'ya know?
But really, what Muslim man isn't a sexual freak? Women must wear a burlap coffin or risk rape, men get 72 virgins and young boys in allah's sky brothel... Ugh.