Put down your drinks and have a seat, because I have a real shocker for you:
The French motorbike gunman who has murdered seven people, including soldiers, Jewish children and a Rabbi....
IS A MUSLIM!!!
I know, right? You didn't see it coming that the murderer would be named MOHAMMED Merah, be an immigrant from a Muslim country and also claim to be a member of al-Qaeda! And also wanted to 'take revenge' for the psuedo-stinians! Who could've guessed it?
As of right now, French police have the filthy camel-humper surrounded in an apartment in Toulouse, and are deciding whether to raid or just wait him out.
I say send him to Allah's sky-brothel.