Render Unto Obama.

This man's hubris knows no bounds:

"And I think to myself, if I’m willing to give something up as somebody who’s been extraordinarily blessed, and give up some of the tax breaks that I enjoy, I actually think that’s going to make economic sense. But for me as a Christian, it also coincides with Jesus’s teaching that 'for unto whom much is given, much shall be required,'" Obama said, noting Jewish and Islamic teachings say much the same thing.

You just can't make this stuff up!

Read the rest here.

Pros and Cons

Solidarity.

I’m announcing the 2012 launch of Whites for Romney/Newt/Santorum, ect. /whatever.

And what better time to do so than White History Month?

Oh, wait… That’s racist, isn’t it?

Boy, I mean, whoa, that card got flopped faster than I expected! 


And is it just me, or are those Alfred E. Neuman ears looking a tad red today? 


Hmm... 


It must be because Obama turned the thermostat down... Yeah.

De-Christianizing the Bible to Avoid Offending... Muslims?

It's almost unbelievable:

Mainline Christian organizations are changing their holy scripture to avoid offending Muslims. Not only does this violate their scripture, but it also defeats the purpose of their mission--to share the Gospel. If mainline Christian organizations fear Muslims so much that they have to edit what they believe to be the Word of God, how far can they be from submission? Where are the righteous, the outraged, the proud?

It is Islamic authorities who should be excising the quran and hadith of the ideology that calls for jihad, genocide, subjugation and oppression of women, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and all non-Muslims. It is the ummah who should be calling for sharia bans. Instead, the Christians are bastardizing their scripture?  The Muslims refer to Christians in their daily prayers as "those who are led astray" (Muslims curse Christians and Jews multiple times in daily prayers). This madness validates their contempt and supremacism:

Concerned Christian missionaries, Bible translators, pastors, and national church leaders have come together with a public petition to stop these organizations. They claim a public petition is their last recourse because meetings with these organizations’ leaders, staff resignations over this issue and criticism and appeals from native national Christians concerned about the translations “have failed to persuade these agencies to retain “Father” and “Son” in the text of all their translations.”

Biblical Missiology, a ministry of Boulder, Colorado-based Horizon International, is sponsoring the petition. The main issues of this controversy surround new Arabic and Turkish translations. Here are three examples native speakers give:

First, Wycliffe and SIL have produced Stories of the Prophets, an Arabic Bible that uses an Arabic equivalent of “Lord” instead of “Father” and “Messiah” instead of “Son.”

Second, Frontiers and SIL have produced Meaning of the Gospel of Christ , an Arabic translation which removes “Father” in reference to God and replaces it with “Allah,” and removes or redefines “Son.”

For example, the verse which Christians use to justify going all over the world to make disciples, thus fulfilling the Great Commission (Matthew 28:19) reads, “Cleanse them by water in the name of Allah, his Messiah and his Holy Spirit” instead of “baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.” Rev. Bassam Madany, an Arab American who runs Middle East Resources, terms these organization’s efforts as “a western imperialistic attempt that’s inspired by cultural anthropology, and not by biblical theology.”

Read the rest here.

Red State Update Endorses Newt

I just can't take that horrific picture of Newt, I mean, Bawney Fwank with his boy-toy anymore, so here is a post brought to you from Red State on endorsing Newt:

Welcome to Soddom...

... Or is it Gomorrah? I've lost track.

Bawney Fwank, the Congressman with the most impressive rack ever to 'grace' the floor of the Seneate, is rumored to be getting married at age 71 to a thirty-nine-year-old pot head.

What else can you say?

The New Peanut.

State of The Union/ Romney Releases Tax Records

So... Tonight is the SoTU address by our Dear Leader, Barry Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama.

I wonder if Biden will fall asleep or if Boehner will burst into sudden tears? HA!

I might make some popcorn and watch. It's sure to be a laugh riot. I mean, listening to BHO trying to keep up with the teleprompter and keep a straight face while telling unemployed Americans how he's created tons of jobs and improved our nation's energy efficiency two seconds after killing a major pipeline  while still sporting yet another Hawaii vay-cay tan... You can't write that kind of comedy!

Meanwhile, rhinos and Dems continue to excoriate the apparently gutless Romney for being a rich dude, as if that is at all different than any other politician alive, to the point that he has released his tax documents. (They show that Romney has given literally millions to charity and his church per year... A far sight better than Kerry's $0-ish amounts per year. Prior to Kerry's run of course. Hell, even Al Gore does better at a swelling sum of $353.)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why a philandering scuz will win the GOP nomination before the too-nice Romney. He simply doesn't know how to play da' game! He doesn't have the teeth!

If I were on Romney's council, I would tell him to release his tax documents (even though BBHSO hasn't released his birth certificate or college records) and be proud as HELL of being a rich Mo'FO!!!

He should be saying, "Rich? Hell yes, I'm rich! You really want a poor guy who lives paycheck to paycheck or, like Newtie, a rich guy who never works a day in his life and instead gets on the payroll of a corrupt government organization in exchange for doing *ahem* historical work in charge of this economy?!? I UNDERSTAND and have PWNED the tax code, all while contributing generously from my own smartly made largess! Doesn't that sound like the sort of thing America needs right now to get this economy straight?"

Exit stage, AWWW YEAHH.

Or something to that effect. ;)

Small Hiatus

Hi! I have taken a small blogging hiatus due to a new addition to the familia! Since the hubby and I are no longer adding human members to our household, and sadly, our Dane is now eight years on and slowing down considerably, we made a somewhat impromptu decision to get a new dog.

Yes, we went to the pound to simply renew our fascist dog licenses before the revenue collectors jack up the price by 100% at the end of the month when the kids asked to look (just look, riiiiiight) at the pound puppies in the back.

Of course, a horribly abused yet super-sweet Pittie caught our eyes and won our hearts. This is Dani:

She was removed from a evil person who delighted in chemically burning her shoulders (probably with batteries) and putting out cigarettes on her ears, which are now permanently scarred. Even so, she wants nothing more than some pats, food, and a warm blankie, but was languishing in the pound due to the stigma surrounding her breed.


So, while hubby and kids and I are instilling proper house manners in our new girl, posting and reading will be a bit light!

Potty Training by the PotUS

See the rest of the thread here, at The People's Cube.

We All Have to Die, So Why Not Die the Islamic Way?

Read this, kaffir.

And don't worry about this latest failed jihadist being a regular at a Florida mosque went unreported by the 'Muslim majority.'

They did ask him to leave, after all. Allah akbar!

IRANIAN MAN TATTOOS HIS MAN THING…BECOMES HARDENED JIHADIST!

Follow the link below to AWD and read this.

Spew alert!

IRANIAN MAN TATTOOS HIS MAN THING…BECOMES HARDENED JIHADIST!

Every Time...

Go Bengals!

Today is the big day!

The Cincinnati Bengals have miraculously advanced to the playoffs! This, with a rookie quarterback and wide receiver, too!

I've often said that being a Bengals fan is like having battered wife syndrome! No matter how awful the team is, they say they'll get better, and we keep going back... 'Cause this time, it's different, baby. We promise.

Could this time be for real? The last time the Bengals made it all the way to the "Big Game" I was very little and vaguely remember there was a blizzard or at least a lot of snow falling, we had glass pop bottles icing in the freezer and my mother made stovetop popcorn and let my little bro and I stay up late. I have no recollection of who they were playing or if they won. I could look it up, but as my previous posts states, I'm just way too lazy right now.

If things go wrong, I'll be crying into my salsa later tonight. Spicy, spicy salsa. Then comes the crash diet. My Bengals shirt is getting snug, seriously.

If things go right, there will be Pizza Rolls for everyone, on the house!

Funk

There is a ton of stuff going on in the world right now, but as this post's title suggests, I'm simply in a blogging funk. I can't get motivated to post on a single thing, aside from my own laziness.

 Not a great way to start a new year!

Interestingly (well, to me anyway) this post marks the 2,101 entry at this site. That is a lot of me pontificating and generally mouthing off!

I've only got one client tomorrow. Perhaps I will make a real post then. ;)