I wonder if Biden will fall asleep or if Boehner will burst into sudden tears? HA!
Meanwhile, rhinos and Dems continue to excoriate the apparently gutless Romney for being a rich dude, as if that is at all different than any other politician alive, to the point that he has released his tax documents. (They show that Romney has given literally millions to charity and his church per year... A far sight better than Kerry's $0-ish amounts per year. Prior to Kerry's run of course. Hell, even Al Gore does better at a swelling sum of $353.)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why a philandering scuz will win the GOP nomination before the too-nice Romney. He simply doesn't know how to play da' game! He doesn't have the teeth!
If I were on Romney's council, I would tell him to release his tax documents (even though BBHSO hasn't released his birth certificate or college records) and be proud as HELL of being a rich Mo'FO!!!
He should be saying, "Rich? Hell yes, I'm rich! You really want a poor guy who lives paycheck to paycheck or, like Newtie, a rich guy who never works a day in his life and instead gets on the payroll of a corrupt government organization in exchange for doing *ahem* historical work in charge of this economy?!? I UNDERSTAND and have PWNED the tax code, all while contributing generously from my own smartly made largess! Doesn't that sound like the sort of thing America needs right now to get this economy straight?"
Exit stage, AWWW YEAHH.
Or something to that effect. ;)