Friday, May 20, 2011

Smoooooth.

Let me start this off by saying I'm no big MJ fan. His latter stuff is unpalatable, and even when watching his earlier good stuff it is difficult to get past that whole self-mutilating-drug-abusing-child-molester thing.

That said, I posted this awesome cover a while back:



Well, now, a new contender has appeared!

Check this out, and please comment as to which is better:

King Obama the First

Lord Barack Hussein Obama has declared that Israel shall forfeit land won after being attacked and warring singlehandedly against multiple Arab nations, going back to the borders of 1967.




This, after reversing his campaign promises regarding Israel and after recently promising an undisclosed but increased amount of foreign aid to the Middle East.

Hm. Perhaps I should have said Sheik Obama instead...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Attention!!!

You will now receive a message from you beloved leader: 

It’s called the Personal Localized Alert Network or PLAN. Presidential and local emergency messages as well as Amber Alerts would appear on cell phones equipped with special chips and software.


SNIP


“The lessons that were reinforced on 9/11 is the importance of getting clear and accurate information to the public during a crisis,” New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg said at a news conference on Tuesday.


SNIP


The announcement of the new emergency alert system came in the wake of Osama bin Laden's death and an uptick in security and safety concerns around New York City.


SNIP 



For now, the alerts are capable on certain high-end cell phones but starting next year, all cell phones will be required to have the chip that receives alerts.


Be sure to have your mobile devices on your person and on at all times, boys and girls. It's for your own good. 

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Pat Condell on OBL's Death



No, sir, it's not just you.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Or a .22...

... That would be humane, too. ;)

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Connor's Tardis

OBL Dead.

OBL is dead. At least we think so; his body was jettisoned so quickly that there is little room to dispute the administration's claims that they have OBL's DNA. And why get rid of the fetid corpse so quickly? To comply with Islamic law? To prevent OBL from having a physical rallying point of his so-called martyrdom?

Bullshit. Islamic custom can kiss my ass after 9-11, and OBL will be a martyr no matter what we do. Until a day or so ago, he was a living martyr as far as those filthy animals were concerned.




But whatever. The bastard is likely gone and good riddance. It's been a long time coming.

What really bothers me is that they gave OBL a forty minute Islamic burial ceremony?

WTF?!? 

Don't leftists and apologists for Islam tell us that Osama bin Laden is a freak, fringe job insane violent person who is not truly practicing real Islam?

Then why honor him with a proper Islamic death rite? 


I just can't take it. 


Thoughts? 


UPDATE: 


GO HERE AND READ THIS. If even a kernel of it is true, we need to have a vote of non confidence. NOW. 

Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Doctor.

It seems the Doctor may have made an appearance at the royal wedding this week:




That's odd, because he usually only shows for the dancing. ;)



Tonight is the next installment. I can scarcely wait!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Round Two:



Round one.

I haven't flooded out, just minor damage to the house happened after all the storms and rain. Hubby is on it.

Appropriately, while I was at work yesterday, the rain cleared and a huge, vibrant rainbow was visible through every patient's window. Dave took a pic, but it just doesn't do it justice:

Saturday, April 16, 2011

One. More. Week.



An aside:

Dear gawd, no! NO! 

Although, at 0:56, if you listen closely you can hear the sonic screwdriver, I swear. Really.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Still Busy!

As informed today by my doctor, I am apparently going to have to fight Workman's Comp to get a CT of my injured knee. It's cheaper than an MRI, and because I have previously installed hardware in my elbow I cannot have the latter, yet they still have a bean counter ready to deny my meager claim. Ugh.

Welcome to Obamacare.

Just try to soldier on and do your job and surpass their magic number of days to follow up by a little while and suddenly you're in the appeal process. Bullocks.

Anyway, it's that time of the year to go through the storage tubs in the basement and figure out what clothing fits which kid still... or not. Everything we cannot use goes to the Vietnam Vets for pickup tomorrow morning right before I head out for my twelve-hour shift.

Believe you me, a bonfire and cigar will ensue after all of that. ;)

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Guess What?

You now get to pay for the EPA to fit Mexican trucks with catalytic converters to save the environment as they cross the border unchecked... Meanwhile, our truckers have to jump through more flaming hoops to drive than a tiger at a circus.

But why not? We already allow illegal immigrants come across the Mexican border unchecked and pay for all of their needs.

It seems to me that if the EPA were really worried about protecting the environment from Mexican 'workers' they would do something about this: