Murder by President

Crowder on Pot

No, wait. Crowder isn't on pot, he's talking about pot:

ERB: Batman vs Sherlock

Brilliant!

Conservatives 'Unfit' to Parent?

Read this story from the UK, regarding foster parents who had children removed when it was found they belong to a conservative political party.

I suppose it is far more important to make sure that the young fosters are indoctrinated properly than to see that they have a loving, stable home.

I'm sure the trauma of being suddenly removed, AGAIN, will just fade away and they'll be fine...

I'm also forced to wonder how long it will take for this trend to bleed over here?

Christmas Is Closing In!

It's after Thanksgiving, and Christmas music is now acceptable! Especially the crooner sort:

Obama Voters On Thanksgiving:

Blargh! Ignorant imbeciles!

A genuinely Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends!

Cute Little Blob Creatures

I rarely watch 60 minutes, but the program last night caught my attention. I know it's a bit long, but please do watch this video; notice how the reporters and 'scientists' regard human children and the language used to describe them, and the suppositions applied to them...

I really do want to hear your input on this:

...But 'They' Won't...

Sh*t Southern Women Say

A wee bit of language, but nothing to melt your ears off:

Get Ready to be Barry'ed.

Please see this post from AOW. 

The hits to our freedoms will be *ahem* fast and furious now. The water has been warm for some time, and the frog in the pot is about to realize what has been happening.

Or not. Perhaps we are simply content to be cooked and eaten.

Beautiful

I don't care what denomination, if any, you subscribe to... This is just lovely:

AWD Strikes Gold, Again!

This is sooooo brilliant, I just had to repost it at this site!

Dear amigo,

Yo soy Juan Boehner. Y yo want to say to all Hispanic voteros…yo quiero Taco Bell! Especialmente el Grilled Stuffed Burrito. Y I want to tell ustedes los Republicanos love Hispanic voteros tambien! Los Republicanos son your amigos. Muy amigos!

From this dia and forward, los Republicans (your amigos) are going to be mucho appreciato to our amigos, los latinos voteros. Las Democratas (realmente no son your amigos) won 70% of your votos last Martes. This is increible! Yo, Juan Boehner, soy your real amigo! I have even turned my piel orange in tanning booths to look mas como latinos. Did Geraldo Reid (who is no tu amigo) tan his piel? No, senor! Geraldo Reid es un evil gringo con piel blanco! Muy mal! Gringos are muy, muy malo! Y gringos no are your amigos!

Los Nuevo Republicanos want to win tus votos. Los Republicanos ya know that our amigos, los latinos, want mucho gratis things! Y los Nuevo Republicanos are going to dar ustedes mucho cosas gratis! Las things that los Nuevo Republicanos are going to do for our amigos los latino voteros are:

• Nosotros are going to make espanol the language oficial in America.  Ingles?  Who lo needs it?  Ingles es malo…mucho malo!  Ingles es el language de gringos! Los nuevo Republicanos are going to make Ingles el numero tres language in America behind Espanol y Ebonics.  Ebonics es el language of our homies black people that we want to votar for us too.
• Los Nuevos Republicanos are going for forgetar about las laws de imigracion!  America por everybody!  You can bringear all of los miembros of your familia to Los Estados Unidos to get muchas things gratis! Porque?  Because Republicanos are your amigos.  Muy, muy amigos!
• Los Republicanos know los baggers de tea no are your amigos!  Los baggers de tea want los Republicanos to keep las laws de imigracion!!  This is malo! Pero, los baggers no are our amigos either!  Son racistas y estan clingiendo de su religion y armas!  We are going to no listenar to los baggers de te in los Nuevo Republicanos.  Porque we are your amigos y we wantear to get your votos.
• Los Republicanos, your amigos, are going to givear California, Arizona, Nuevo Mexico, y Tejas to Mexico to show how much amor we have for voteros latinos, our amigos!
• Los Republicanos promisar to changear el 4 de Julio for Cinco de Mayo to show our amigos latinos that los Republicanos love voteros latinos! 4 de Julio es malo. Cinco de Mayo es bueno!
• Los Republicanos are going to demandar that Motors General start to make un carro nuevo called “El Lowrider” that only plays la musica de Julio Iglesias y Shakira! Oh, y also La Bamba.
• ObamaCare will be called LatinoCare.  Los Republicanos (sus amigos!) are going to givear medicalo care-o gratis to all voteros latinos if they votear for los Republicanos Nuevos!

Amigos, realmente los Republicanos are your amigos! We will give you lots of dinero y servicios to votar for los Republicanos! We are your amigos!

Por favor! Los Republicanos need your votos! Los Republicanos love Latinos y we are going to givear mucho dinero to ustedes if you votear for us! Los Republicanos quieren Taco Bell! Los Republicanos no have amor for blanco gringos! Blanco gringos are muy malo!!! I give you this promesa personal….yo, Juan Boehner, am going to tannear mi skin until yo soy un Latino to show ustedes que I am your amigo y you can votear for mi!

Con Amor y tu amigo,

Juan Boehner
Hablador de la Casa

Please see AWD's site for the original!

Kitty Huddle.

I'm stealing Cat Blog Friday from Cube... Heheheheh.

This is a pic I managed to snap of our three cats upon coming home from work. Keep in mind the kids named them...

From left to right:

Nibbler, our new tortie kitten, Spot, named after ST:TNG Data's cat who also doesn't have any spots, and Amy/Spike, named because the kids couldn't agree on Amy from Dr. Who or Spike because they wanted a tough name.

Scumbag of the Week Award Goes To...

Tingles handlers apparently forced him to apologize for his latest douchebaggery after the election:

I know this will sound like 'sour grapes', but it is the truth: the left stole this election. There is no question about this in my mind at all. There was voter fraud everywhere, voter intimidation, disenfranchising of the military–you name it, they did it. If this election had been run fairly, Romney would have won.

This is what is really discouraging–that our country is in the hands of frauds, cheats, opportunists, and cutthroats. May God have mercy on us all.

I honestly don't know how we survive the next four years. I really don't. National security, our allies being jettisoned and our enemies embraced, the new 'freedoms' Obama will somehow miraculously attain in his second term, decreased energy exploration, increased energy costs, increased inflation, increased taxation, decreased personal freedoms, the SCOTUS being stacked for life with leftists... 

Our only course is impeachment over Benghazi. Will that happen? I'm certainly not going to hold my breath... The HOUSE seldom looses.

I'm not sure if I should put my flag at half mast and/or upside-down right now.

My first client and I may have to part ways today. It depends on her. She's an elderly Catholic, and a vehemently ignorant Obama supporter. (I know, you can't explain that.) 

Also, she is certain that I don't even know how to work a mop. Or vacuum properly. Or sweep a floor. And I'm never EXACLY on time. In other words, she's a controlling beast that is incapable of being satisfied.

We are not supposed to talk politics/religion at work, but she will not take no for an answer. I try to deflect the conversation or pretend to not have a WHOLE LOT of opinion, but to no avail. 

She has excoriated me on politics, saying Romney is the most crooked man alive;  he owns all of the voting machines (guess he should've bought more) and she has no idea what Benghazi even is. She's rudely dug at me over my religious denomination multiple times. If she starts up today, I may just have to walk out and take the hit on hours. My supervisor knows 'how she is'. Hopefully she can find someone else for me to see. 

Hope for Change

Everyone keep your hopes up. I am, here in Ohio.

Everyone I know has voted.

Hopefully by tomorrow morning we will have some real change! 

Veni Veni Bella

No politics  today. Instead, enjoy this music:



OK, I lied. A little excellent political commentary... Please see this! 

Early Voting in SW Ohio

My previous post was a link to a story of possible voting fraud by Dems here in the swing state of Ohio using non-English speaking Somali (code word: Muslim) 'immigrants'. Please check the link for details.

Having never voted early, I decided to do a little recon yesterday. So, after an early day of work I drove to the county BOE to cast an early in person ballot. The road leading to the Butler Co. BOE is off a highway connector that goes instantly rural after I turned off onto it. For yards and yards there were political signs driven into the ground, mostly for candidates and just a few for issues. There were so many, in fact, I couldn't pick out which candidate had more. This went literally all the way up to the BOE property.

The process started out with plastic tables set up in the foyer. No workers were present in this area.There were stacks of pens thrown about haphazardly, and piles of early voting ballot applications. The apps were a single page, and one had to fill out their name and address, and sign it. Although the form indicated the early ballot would be mailed to the person requesting it, one had to assume from the hastily hand-made signage in the foyer that we were to take them into a hallway with a connected room cleared for voting.

Once I found the room, there were signs posted explicitly warning people entering NOT to wear political buttons, shirts, ect. There were three cloisters of voting machines as one typically finds at the polling station on election day.

The facility was surprisingly busy; I even had to wait in a small queue on a Thursday morning. I didn't expect to see that.

One of about four workers at a table set up with laptops and card readers asked me over. He took my paper and did not even glance at it. At this point I would've been asked for ID at my regular polling place, as I have been every single time I've voted, so I started to fish out my wallet. Instead, the poll worker simply handed me the ballot card, told me to insert it into a machine and report to a table by the exit door when I'd finished. I did not have to prove my identity or residence. I did not have to show a licence, state ID, or even so much as a utility bill.

So at this point I picked an empty machine and cast my ballot. No problems at all there; everything turned up as I indicated. I submitted the ballot, ejected the ballot card and reported to the final table to turn it in. This table was not manned. Instead, one of the poll workers would occasionally shout at us to put our cards in a basket and sign a form on the table, and then place the form in it's own basket.

This form was nothing more than a xeroxed paper requesting that I write and sign my name, and that I state I am who I claim to be under penalty of law! Curious, considering that could've been easily verified with a state-issued identification! Or hell, even my county-issued CCW card has a pic on it!

I signed the form and left completely unchecked and unchallenged, as I would have at least cursorily been on election day.

So, ladies and gents, what do you think?