Then, I plan on letting the kids each break their own 'green' light bulb and watching them throw it straight into the trash.
Hey, those things have 'green' mercury in them... ;)
Oh, and I think I'll leave the lights on all day and night, too. Maybe I'll open the fridge door and leave it open, and run the oven at 450 all day even though I'm not cooking anything.
Today is gonna be fun.