Fox news reports that Paris Hilton has turned to the Lord, carrying around a "Power of Now" book, and the Holy Bible.
"Oh, lawd, please don't make me go to prison. That would be SO un-hot."
But just to be fair, maybe she really is reading, and this isn't just a lame ploy to prove how she's such a good girl, and really shouldn't have to serve any time in jail...
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