Tom Cruise... Christ-Like? Huh?

According to Scientology leader David Miscavige, Tom Cruise is a Christ figure worth of worship.

Yeah. I'm not making this up...

From The Sun:

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Riiiiight... Tell 'ya what...I say we nail Cruise to a tree and if he comes back from the dead, then we'll talk.