Hey, no one ever accused this of being a high-class blog!
American Airlines flight 99 made an emergency landing after passengers reported smelling struck matches, and FBI and TSA agents responded to the flight.
After a second thorough inspection of the plane, the passengers and all the luggage, bomb-sniffing dogs found burnt matches.
The FBI questioned passengers until one admitted to 'lighting up' in order to cover embarrassing body odor, and claimed she has a medical condition.
I wonder what 'condition' that would be?
The flight resumed, sans the flatulent woman, who has been banned for "a long time," according to Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.
I wonder how long it will be until the gaseous lady files a discrimination lawsuit... Boo-hoo.
She probably should've looked into one of these:
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