Thursday, January 19, 2012

Small Hiatus

Hi! I have taken a small blogging hiatus due to a new addition to the familia! Since the hubby and I are no longer adding human members to our household, and sadly, our Dane is now eight years on and slowing down considerably, we made a somewhat impromptu decision to get a new dog.

Yes, we went to the pound to simply renew our fascist dog licenses before the revenue collectors jack up the price by 100% at the end of the month when the kids asked to look (just look, riiiiiight) at the pound puppies in the back.

Of course, a horribly abused yet super-sweet Pittie caught our eyes and won our hearts. This is Dani:


She was removed from a evil person who delighted in chemically burning her shoulders (probably with batteries) and putting out cigarettes on her ears, which are now permanently scarred. Even so, she wants nothing more than some pats, food, and a warm blankie, but was languishing in the pound due to the stigma surrounding her breed.


So, while hubby and kids and I are instilling proper house manners in our new girl, posting and reading will be a bit light!

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Potty Training by the PotUS




See the rest of the thread here, at The People's Cube.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

We All Have to Die, So Why Not Die the Islamic Way?

Read this, kaffir.

And don't worry about this latest failed jihadist being a regular at a Florida mosque went unreported by the 'Muslim majority.'

They did ask him to leave, after all. Allah akbar!

Monday, January 9, 2012

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Go Bengals!

Today is the big day!

The Cincinnati Bengals have miraculously advanced to the playoffs! This, with a rookie quarterback and wide receiver, too!



I've often said that being a Bengals fan is like having battered wife syndrome! No matter how awful the team is, they say they'll get better, and we keep going back... 'Cause this time, it's different, baby. We promise.

Could this time be for real? The last time the Bengals made it all the way to the "Big Game" I was very little and vaguely remember there was a blizzard or at least a lot of snow falling, we had glass pop bottles icing in the freezer and my mother made stovetop popcorn and let my little bro and I stay up late. I have no recollection of who they were playing or if they won. I could look it up, but as my previous posts states, I'm just way too lazy right now.

If things go wrong, I'll be crying into my salsa later tonight. Spicy, spicy salsa. Then comes the crash diet. My Bengals shirt is getting snug, seriously.

If things go right, there will be Pizza Rolls for everyone, on the house!

Friday, January 6, 2012

Funk

There is a ton of stuff going on in the world right now, but as this post's title suggests, I'm simply in a blogging funk. I can't get motivated to post on a single thing, aside from my own laziness.

 Not a great way to start a new year!

Interestingly (well, to me anyway) this post marks the 2,101 entry at this site. That is a lot of me pontificating and generally mouthing off!

I've only got one client tomorrow. Perhaps I will make a real post then. ;)

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Hormuz: Obama's Latest Fail.



Do any of you remember those '3 am' commercials/ads from the last election cycle?

Good lawrd, I wish I had anyone but Obama at the helm right now. If only Biden or Shrillary could take charge during Obama's latest vay-cay. It would be better than the NOTHING we have going on right now! 

How are gas prices around your parts? Did they shoot up 35 cents or more overnight like they did here in Ohio due to Obama's mishandling of the latest Iranian show of defiance? 


Thursday, December 29, 2011

Obamas Celebrate Fabricated Racist Holiday

It's been a few years since I reposted my dissertation on the clumsily cobbled together and completely made up racist holiday known as Kwanzaa, created by a violent black supremacist Ron Everett, who later changed his name to Maulana Karenga.

I couldn't let it go this year, however.

The Obamas, having screwed up Hanukkah and having wasted piles of taxpayer money on a Christmas vacation to Hawaii now, in the spirit of umoja, are wishing ignorant blacks and go-along ignorants of other races a happy Kwanzaa.

Story here.


The Obamas should be ashamed of perpetuating this scam. Please see my original post on Kwanzaa here.


Monday, December 26, 2011

Merry Christmas, Kuffar...

...Here's your present:

Multiple Christmas day bombings in Nigeria against Catholics attending services leaving at least 40 dead so far! The scene was so bad that the military had to be activated to regain control. 

The terrorist group Boko Haram, which roughly translates into 'western education is sin', hails from Nigeria's mostly Islamic north and has ambitions of imposing Sharia law on Nigeria's mostly Christian south. 

And the best way to convert people to Islam is to proselytize with fire, of course.

These are the words of Boko Haram:  


“We want to re-emphasize that our main objective is the restoration of Sharia legal system in line with the teachings of the Holy Qur’an. We want the Nigerian Constitution to be abrogated and democracy suspended and a full fledged Islamic state established.
“We want to emphasize that trouble started in this part of the world when the white men came and colonized our lands, chased away the emirs and righteous leaders and then replaced the system with western legislative, judicial and executive procedures.
“They also changed our pattern of learning and upbringing to the detriment of moral teachings. That was exactly what prompted the establishment of our organization.”



Meanwhile in France, a young Muslim male has been thrown in jail for punching his wife's midwife for, are you ready... 

Examining his wife's perineal area and attempting to remove his wife's burqua so she could give birth.

I shit you not.

From this source: 


Nassim Mimoune, 24, had already been expelled from the delivery room for branding the midwife a 'rapist' as she carried out an intimate examination of his wife.
Then through a window he spotted the nurse taking off his wife's burqa as she prepared to give birth.
He smashed open the locked door and hit the woman in the face, demanding she replace the full Islamic face veil.
As his wife delivered a baby boy, Mimoune was ejected from the building by security men from the hospital in Marseille and arrested for assault.
A judge in the southern French port jailed Mimoune for six months on Wednesday, telling him: 'Your religious values are not superior to the laws of the republic.'


Thank God France is taking a stand against the Islamification of their country. I only hope it isn't too late. 

Let's leave this religion of pieces roundup with a word from one of my favorite YouTube commentators, Wild Bill:



Update:

I just saw this video at Mr. AOW's site and couldn't resist putting it up with this blog post!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas!

What Christmas is all about:



A favorite that never gets old!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Occupy Christmas

I know it borders on the long side, but please watch and let me know what you think of this: 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Kim Jong Il: DEAD.

The Comrade is dead! Long live the Comrade!

Looks like Barry will have a new 'Dear Leader' to bow to!