I just can't take that horrific picture of Newt, I mean, Bawney Fwank with his boy-toy anymore, so here is a post brought to you from Red State on endorsing Newt:
Monday, January 30, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Welcome to Soddom...
... Or is it Gomorrah? I've lost track.
Bawney Fwank, the Congressman with the most impressive rack ever to 'grace' the floor of the Seneate, is rumored to be getting married at age 71 to a thirty-nine-year-old pot head.
What else can you say?
Bawney Fwank, the Congressman with the most impressive rack ever to 'grace' the floor of the Seneate, is rumored to be getting married at age 71 to a thirty-nine-year-old pot head.
What else can you say?
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
State of The Union/ Romney Releases Tax Records
So... Tonight is the SoTU address by our Dear Leader, Barry Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama.
I wonder if Biden will fall asleep or if Boehner will burst into sudden tears? HA!
I might make some popcorn and watch. It's sure to be a laugh riot. I mean, listening to BHO trying to keep up with the teleprompter and keep a straight face while telling unemployed Americans how he's created tons of jobs and improved our nation's energy efficiency two seconds after killing a major pipeline while still sporting yet another Hawaii vay-cay tan... You can't write that kind of comedy!
Meanwhile, rhinos and Dems continue to excoriate the apparently gutless Romney for being a rich dude, as if that is at all different than any other politician alive, to the point that he has released his tax documents. (They show that Romney has given literally millions to charity and his church per year... A far sight better than Kerry's $0-ish amounts per year. Prior to Kerry's run of course. Hell, even Al Gore does better at a swelling sum of $353.)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why a philandering scuz will win the GOP nomination before the too-nice Romney. He simply doesn't know how to play da' game! He doesn't have the teeth!
If I were on Romney's council, I would tell him to release his tax documents (even though BBHSO hasn't released his birth certificate or college records) and be proud as HELL of being a rich Mo'FO!!!
He should be saying, "Rich? Hell yes, I'm rich! You really want a poor guy who lives paycheck to paycheck or, like Newtie, a rich guy who never works a day in his life and instead gets on the payroll of a corrupt government organization in exchange for doing *ahem* historical work in charge of this economy?!? I UNDERSTAND and have PWNED the tax code, all while contributing generously from my own smartly made largess! Doesn't that sound like the sort of thing America needs right now to get this economy straight?"
Exit stage, AWWW YEAHH.
Or something to that effect. ;)
I wonder if Biden will fall asleep or if Boehner will burst into sudden tears? HA!
Meanwhile, rhinos and Dems continue to excoriate the apparently gutless Romney for being a rich dude, as if that is at all different than any other politician alive, to the point that he has released his tax documents. (They show that Romney has given literally millions to charity and his church per year... A far sight better than Kerry's $0-ish amounts per year. Prior to Kerry's run of course. Hell, even Al Gore does better at a swelling sum of $353.)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why a philandering scuz will win the GOP nomination before the too-nice Romney. He simply doesn't know how to play da' game! He doesn't have the teeth!
If I were on Romney's council, I would tell him to release his tax documents (even though BBHSO hasn't released his birth certificate or college records) and be proud as HELL of being a rich Mo'FO!!!
He should be saying, "Rich? Hell yes, I'm rich! You really want a poor guy who lives paycheck to paycheck or, like Newtie, a rich guy who never works a day in his life and instead gets on the payroll of a corrupt government organization in exchange for doing *ahem* historical work in charge of this economy?!? I UNDERSTAND and have PWNED the tax code, all while contributing generously from my own smartly made largess! Doesn't that sound like the sort of thing America needs right now to get this economy straight?"
Exit stage, AWWW YEAHH.
Or something to that effect. ;)
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Small Hiatus
Hi! I have taken a small blogging hiatus due to a new addition to the familia! Since the hubby and I are no longer adding human members to our household, and sadly, our Dane is now eight years on and slowing down considerably, we made a somewhat impromptu decision to get a new dog.
Yes, we went to the pound to simply renew our fascist dog licenses before the revenue collectors jack up the price by 100% at the end of the month when the kids asked to look (just look, riiiiiight) at the pound puppies in the back.
Of course, a horribly abused yet super-sweet Pittie caught our eyes and won our hearts. This is Dani:
She was removed from a evil person who delighted in chemically burning her shoulders (probably with batteries) and putting out cigarettes on her ears, which are now permanently scarred. Even so, she wants nothing more than some pats, food, and a warm blankie, but was languishing in the pound due to the stigma surrounding her breed.
So, while hubby and kids and I are instilling proper house manners in our new girl, posting and reading will be a bit light!
Yes, we went to the pound to simply renew our fascist dog licenses before the revenue collectors jack up the price by 100% at the end of the month when the kids asked to look (just look, riiiiiight) at the pound puppies in the back.
Of course, a horribly abused yet super-sweet Pittie caught our eyes and won our hearts. This is Dani:
She was removed from a evil person who delighted in chemically burning her shoulders (probably with batteries) and putting out cigarettes on her ears, which are now permanently scarred. Even so, she wants nothing more than some pats, food, and a warm blankie, but was languishing in the pound due to the stigma surrounding her breed.
So, while hubby and kids and I are instilling proper house manners in our new girl, posting and reading will be a bit light!
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
We All Have to Die, So Why Not Die the Islamic Way?
Read this, kaffir.
And don't worry about this latest failed jihadist being a regular at a Florida mosque went unreported by the 'Muslim majority.'
They did ask him to leave, after all. Allah akbar!
And don't worry about this latest failed jihadist being a regular at a Florida mosque went unreported by the 'Muslim majority.'
They did ask him to leave, after all. Allah akbar!
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
IRANIAN MAN TATTOOS HIS MAN THING…BECOMES HARDENED JIHADIST!
Follow the link below to AWD and read this.
Spew alert!
Monday, January 9, 2012
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Go Bengals!
Today is the big day!
The Cincinnati Bengals have miraculously advanced to the playoffs! This, with a rookie quarterback and wide receiver, too!
I've often said that being a Bengals fan is like having battered wife syndrome! No matter how awful the team is, they say they'll get better, and we keep going back... 'Cause this time, it's different, baby. We promise.
Could this time be for real? The last time the Bengals made it all the way to the "Big Game" I was very little and vaguely remember there was a blizzard or at least a lot of snow falling, we had glass pop bottles icing in the freezer and my mother made stovetop popcorn and let my little bro and I stay up late. I have no recollection of who they were playing or if they won. I could look it up, but as my previous posts states, I'm just way too lazy right now.
If things go wrong, I'll be crying into my salsa later tonight. Spicy, spicy salsa. Then comes the crash diet. My Bengals shirt is getting snug, seriously.
If things go right, there will be Pizza Rolls for everyone, on the house!
The Cincinnati Bengals have miraculously advanced to the playoffs! This, with a rookie quarterback and wide receiver, too!
I've often said that being a Bengals fan is like having battered wife syndrome! No matter how awful the team is, they say they'll get better, and we keep going back... 'Cause this time, it's different, baby. We promise.
Could this time be for real? The last time the Bengals made it all the way to the "Big Game" I was very little and vaguely remember there was a blizzard or at least a lot of snow falling, we had glass pop bottles icing in the freezer and my mother made stovetop popcorn and let my little bro and I stay up late. I have no recollection of who they were playing or if they won. I could look it up, but as my previous posts states, I'm just way too lazy right now.
If things go wrong, I'll be crying into my salsa later tonight. Spicy, spicy salsa. Then comes the crash diet. My Bengals shirt is getting snug, seriously.
If things go right, there will be Pizza Rolls for everyone, on the house!
Friday, January 6, 2012
Funk
Not a great way to start a new year!
Interestingly (well, to me anyway) this post marks the 2,101 entry at this site. That is a lot of me pontificating and generally mouthing off!
I've only got one client tomorrow. Perhaps I will make a real post then. ;)
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