Friday, September 30, 2011

Anwar-al-Awlaki Dead

Now that Annie has been taken out, I hope the glorious shaheed thoroughly enjoys his 72 virgins in Allah's sky-brothel:


Bonus internet points to anyone who shops a picture of Annie's boys, as promised by the Koran:


(QURAN 52:24): "And there will go round boy-servants of theirs, to serve them as if they were preserved pearls."
(QURAN 56:17): "They will be served by immortal boys."
(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."
It is common in Arabic poetry to glorify homosexuality, take their famous poet Abu Nuwas:
O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your whore who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Perry: Dhimmi Candidate.

I don't know about you, but I'm sick of leaders that bow to Muslims.

Stick a fork in Perry, he's done. 


What is not yet as widely known about Perry is that he extends his taxpayer-funded compassion not only to illegal aliens but also to Muslim groups seeking to whitewash the violent history of that religion. Perry endorsed and facilitated the adoption in Texas public schools of a pro-Muslim curriculum unit developed by Muslim clerics in Pakistan.
Perry’s connections to Muslim groups in Texas are well documented. A recent Christian Science Monitor story said, “Perry has attended a number of Ismaili events in Texas, brokered a few agreements between the state and Ismailis (including the legislation introducing Islamic curricula into Texas schools), and even laid the first brick at the groundbreaking ceremony for an Ismaili worship center in Plano in 2005.”
The Muslim Histories and Cultures (MHC) project was formalized in 2004 in a signed agreement between the University of Texas at Austin and Aga Khan University in Pakistan. The announcement of the MHC project credited Gov. Perry by name with being “instrumental” in its launch.
The agreement calls for an extensive program of bi-cultural teacher training funded jointly by both parties. More than 200 Texas teachers have been trained in the program, which is ongoing. The project’s curriculum units were initially available for viewing on the university’s website, but have since been scrubbed from the Internet. It appears Texas officials do not want the curriculum examined by Texas taxpayers.
Islam scholar Robert Spencer, head of Jihad Watch, examined the program and concluded, “The curriculum is a complete whitewash and it’s got the endorsement of Perry. It’s not going to give you any idea why people are waging jihad against the West — it’s only going to make you think that the real problem is ‘Islamophobia.’”
Perhaps Spencer exaggerates the curriculum’s bias? Examine it for yourself here.
Perry’s close ties to Muslim groups led the political blog Salon to headline a recent story: “Rick Perry: The pro-Sharia candidate?” Evidence in support of that theme comes from Gov. Perry’s refusal to support legislation sponsored by Texas Republican legislators to outlaw Sharia law in Texas.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

Islamic 'Roid Rage

I dare you to read this without laughing and getting pissed off, too!

Gaffomatic pResident.

Amazing gaffes, lies and ummmmsss... A bit long, but worth the watch:



And you know that the rich should pay the same taxes as the Joooos, um, I mean JANITORS:



Dont' forget that Barry's uncle helped to liberate Auschwitz.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I submit, once again, that this president should be impeached and the MSM tried and convicted for criminal negligence.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Wait For Me.

I know... A lot of videos around here lately. My attention span is suffering too much to get into heavy politics.

(Oh, hey... Obama is here in Cincinnati to talk about how he created jobs for the Brent Spence bridge rebuild... Which was already in the making, anyway. He managed to royally screw up traffic for those of us who DO have jobs, as the BSB is a major artery to and from Kentucky and is a major interstate, too.)

That said, this is a very cool, striking stop motion video. The title translates: Evolution of the female image over the centuries.


Friday, September 16, 2011

Video Friday

I've got a full day of work today, so it's Video Friday!

First, it's Steven Crowder on SSI:



And on a totally unrelated note, Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers in an Epic Rap Battle!

(NSFW)

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Obama Focuses on the Little Man


Can You Read Lips?

It's 9-11. What do you think Mooochelle just said, and Obama agreed to?



Sorry to bore you. I'm sure we can get you off to your next taxpayer-provided vacation in no time, Michelle.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Most Important PSA You Will Ever See

I Hate People.

I'll bet you a sack of ten that this asshat voted for Obama...


Stocky stock broker Martin Kessman is suing White Castle for being unable to fit his 290lb frame into the chain’s stationary booths.
The 64-year-old claims he injured himself at a White Castle in Nanuet, New York, while trying to “wedge” himself into one of the establishment’s table-seat combos.
Kessman wrote the company to complain, and says HQ sent him back “three very condescending letters” with coupons for free hamburgers. After waiting two years for White Castle to make good on a promise to expand seating space, Kessman decided enough was enough, and filed a lawsuit against the company asking for bigger booths and an unspecified amount in damages.
According to Kessman, White Castle is in violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act. “I just want to sit down like a normal person,” he says.


Read the whole thing here.

I don't know about you, but claiming to be disabled because your ass is too large?!? Stop eating at White Castle for a little while and you will fit into the booths again!!!

For those of you who don't mind a bit of rowdy language, here is Penn and Teller's spot-on take on the ADA:



Ladies and gentlemen, I suggest we all take one for the team and have a few sliders today. Support your local White Castle!

And Now For Something Completely Different:


Tempest Milky Way from Randy Halverson on Vimeo.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

9-11, a Decade Later.

Unfortunately, I did not have time to make an elaborate post about this decennial date. Work, jury duty and home has kept me more than busy.

I have just enough time today between clients to post this small memorial:

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Who are the Real Zombies?

Isn't the left supposed to be the party of peace and tolerance?

Not if you disagree with them, of course.

Check out the latest display of bipartisan understanding with those who don't follow a progressive agenda:



At least they didn't call the zombies teabaggers, I suppose.

Also, it is hilarious that anti-gun nuts are advocating shooting conservatives with guns like Uzis, which they would ban outright.

Also, what's up with putting zombie Bachmann in a tight skirt and bra? All that vitriol, and then the urge to sexualize her? I wonder what Freud would say...

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Coming or Going...


Don't worry Mr. President... I'll be working extra-hard with clients on Monday while you no doubt take another taxpayer funded vay-cay, as Tuesday through Friday I'll have another grand jury session for which I will make $10 per day. Then, come the weekend, I'll work as much as the company has clients to give me to try to make up some of the difference. My paycheck next week will still be very thin, though.

Hope and Change, people!

Still, I suppose I should be glad that I have any work at all, considering Obama has hit yet another historic milestone.

Friday, September 2, 2011

I Like to Read... About Squirrels


Meh. I'm in a blog funk. There is so much going on right now, but I can't bring myself to post anything serious.

So, here is a funny little song:


On an awesome note, my Granny is picking up all three kids tonight for a sleep-over. I don't think Dave and I have had a kid free night since... Well, since I don't remember when!