The Chair could discern a majority in the 'voting.' It was clear the nays were louder! He just went ahead and put God back in anyway, amongst booing, because it was politically expedient.
In other words, this would've bit 'em in the ass in a couple of months. It may yet!
I bring you some excellent satire from AWD:
Begrudgingly, and with a shower of boos, the Dims at the DNC Convention reluctantly put God back into their platform today. Reportedly, the Big Man Upstairs has been watching all this and is not pleased! In a prepared statement released today, the Almighty said:
“Verily I say unto you! The Dims have once again turned their back on righteousness and embraced evil! With their original platform that omitted me and my chosen people, the Israelis, I can say that I did not get a thrill up my leg!
I don’t know what’s wrong with those Dims! They seem to have fallen for Allah. Allah this! Allah that! Oh, Allah all the time! And what has Allah ever done except encourage his followers to chop off people’s heads! I just don’t get it! I’ve been good to America! I’ve blessed America with tremendous wealth and power! But the Democrats are head over heels all over this guy Allah! We’ll see what happens when Allah has them buried in a pit dodging rocks!”
I don’t know what’s wrong with those Dims! They seem to have fallen for Allah. Allah this! Allah that! Oh, Allah all the time! And what has Allah ever done except encourage his followers to chop off people’s heads! I just don’t get it! I’ve been good to America! I’ve blessed America with tremendous wealth and power! But the Democrats are head over heels all over this guy Allah! We’ll see what happens when Allah has them buried in a pit dodging rocks!”
Democrats quickly changed their platform after it was revealed they no longer wanted anything to do with God. The socialists running the Democrat show had forgotten there are still a great deal of Dims who believe in the Almighty and haven’t fully embraced a godless society. But the leaders of the Democrat Party are working hard to make government the God of the people!
Heavenly Father continued:
“I see that President Obama has moved his acceptance speech to a Ramada Inn on Nations Ford Road in Charlotte from the Bank of America Stadium because of a 20% chance of rain. Good thing for him. I was going to drown those sumbitches with a storm not seen since Noah! For God will not be mocked and, while God doesn’t hate, I will exact my vengeance on the unpure! And there are none more impure than Democrats!”
“Things are going to get pretty bad for America with every step away from the Christian values that built their once-great country! Go ahead, Dims! Embrace Allah and Islam…see where it gets you! Think those unwashed savages will spare you from the knife? Guess again! You’ll end up on YouTube with your melon resting on your chest! And it will serve you right!”
The changing of the Democrat platform to use the word “God” was met with a chorus of boos from the liberal crowd in Charlotte. It was met with even more resistance from the mainstream propaganda media! For Dims, God = Government. And that is why America is screwed!
God the Father finished his statement saying:
“Verily I say unto Chris Matthews and his fellow libtarded sinners. Repent! Or you’ll soon find yourself in a lake of fire with Ted Kennedy! I have a whole section of Hell reserved for the Democrat Party!”
Meanwhile, a 'voter' at the DNC who came from Nueva York but hails from the territory of Puerto Rico wants to make her opinion of the political process in Los Estados Unidos known.
She wants to kill Romney should she see him. That's perfectly reasonable, isn't it?
Don't worry. I'm sure the Secret Service will take a small break from the cathouse nearest the DNC to make sure this woman wasn't serious.
Riiiiiiight.
Addendum:
How about, "If you vote white, you've voted right."
Nah, now THAT would be RACIST. Not this, however:
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It didn't sound like a 2/3 majority to me.
The puerto rican hit woman is one of the free stuff crowd. Back when I worked as an office manager for an internist's office, we had patients on Medicaid who always managed to fly to PR two or three times a year.
Cube: I'd say a majority of Dem voters like her are in the free stuff crowd.
When she says, "Romney will destroy this country," she really means, "I would like to kill him because he might make me get off my fat keister and provide for myself."
You know what really bothered me about her, though?
She kept on grabbing the interviewer's hand to bring the mic closer.
UGH! Personal space!
I have to wonder how this culture of hate is going to play out in the long run?
The party's HATE democracy.
The Dems put on quite a display, huh?
I can't imagine that very many came away feeling good after DNC 2012.
RNC 2012 was a different story. Republicans, for the most part, gained some lost pride in the GOP. Caveat: I am not a Republican; I'm registered as an Independent.
Now's our chance to get rid of ass-wipes in NOvember!
Chuck: Same as it always does, I suppose. History...
Thersites: This one surely does.
AOW: The first video is absolutely chilling, should you put ANY stock in the Bible.
The only thing more prophetic would be a rooster in their midst...
Odie: I sure hope so!
The Dems made a huge asses of themselves with that vote as shown on the video! Democratic Party is not so democratic after all.
Your idea for the vote white button brings up an excellent point... we can't use something that "racist", yet the dems can use something as blatantly racist as their once you go black button.
The playing field hasn't been fair for a long time, but it's never been as bad as it is nice.
What your backs, people.
Um... that's watch your backs, people. (I hate it when I do that)
BTW I wanted to wish you a Happy
46th Anniversary of Star Trek to you and your hubby.
Make sure and tilt back those frosty Romulan Ales tonight ;-)
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