Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Porn Inspector?





Isn't it amazing what lengths some people will go to for free stuff? Especially when that free stuff is pornography...


LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.


Good grief. "Yeah, that one on the bottom of the pile looks to be about 17 and 3/4 to me... Huh? No, this warrant isn't written in Crayola!" 


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