Thursday, June 28, 2012

ObamaCare Upheld!?!

It is official. We no longer live in even a soft dictatorship.

Please tell me the SCOTUS has a sense of humor and this is all just a sick, sick joke.

But hey, folks... ObamaCare isn't a mandate, it is a tax. Obama's jizya stands.

Bye-bye, America. The Constitution is TP. Our Founders are spinning like lathes.

This kind of has new meaning today:

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Saturday Night at the Drive-In

Saturday was our oldest's birthday. I can't believe she's 11!

Her wish was to go to the drive-in theatre, one of the few remaining, at least around here. We saw Brave (Z has a post about it here) and The Avengers.

The kids had a great time; they even made it until 0230 in the morning!

Here are some pics:



The kids played until the movie started at 2130.

We got a front row spot. The old posts for the speakers are still there, which denote the parking spaces, but to hear the movie you tune in a very small FM radio station on the car or portable radio.

This is Aileen on one of those old speaker posts:





 Another shot of the screen. The grey hatch is our newly repaired Scion.




Ok, Ok... I know you're not supposed to take film of the screen once the feature starts, but this is a quick shot of one of the intermission shorts. They still play all of the classic intermission 'Let's all go to the lobby' type shorts, and a countdown. Heck, they even still sell PIC mosquito repellent coils! And they show an ad for it prior to the film!

What's even more awesome, they play the same old-school National Anthem film from the days of the drive in... The same every night for over the decade that I can remember! I can't find the exact one, or I'd link it.

It was really fantastic. Aileen had a great birthday treat, and we all enjoyed ourselves!

A bit pricey, perhaps, but we're definitely going to have to start doing this again more often. It had been nearly eight years since our last visit! Thanks for putting the bug my ear, Mr. AOW!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Panic, Everyone!

Here's a screenshot I took while checking the weather this morning. Usually, I ignore ads, but this is just too funny: 



How did they know this was going to affect me?!? HA!!! 

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

This is the discussion I've had so far on FaceBook with an old friend... Who is a former Marine and now an anarchist.

What do you all think:



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Saturday, June 16, 2012

Vote Whore

It must be good to be the king... You can just purchase yourself about 800,000 votes. "In the absence of Congress."

Nervous about November much?




Could Obama get any more obvious, pandering or distasteful? Why not just start offering 'redistributed' cash money up front for votes?


Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Most EPIC Rap Battle EVER

Seriously. Watch this (slight language):

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Islam: The Religion of Baby Raping... By Demons

You just can't make this stuff up... And this Imam is London based!

Semen grows a worm in a man's anus that can only be cured by more semen? The devil sticks his finger up the backsides on non-Shiite babies to make them 'passively gay'?

I guess that you guys just need a fabulous hysteria treatment every now and again.

If you don't agree with Mohammed the Pedophile you're definitely gay? (BTW, I'd rather be gay than a child molester... Just sayin'...)

Oh, and don't worry, ladies! If you're a filthy non-Shiite, the devil digitally penetrates you as a newborn to turn you into a whore!

And that's also why babies cry. Not because their lungs were cleared and they drew breath, but because the devil was finger-raping them. Especially infants that cry more than others.

Isn't Islam just great? 





Hmm... Looks like the Imam there has had a lot of practice with that index finger, 'ya know?

But really, what Muslim man isn't a sexual freak? Women must wear a burlap coffin or risk rape, men get 72 virgins and young boys in allah's sky brothel... Ugh.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

What to do...

The kids brought home an adorable baby kitten. She couldn't be more than six weeks old!

She does appear to be healthy and has used the litter box once and eaten a few bites of kibble. I was kind of worried about whether or not she was weaned after she was sucking my fingertips...

 Apparently the momma cat was living in a garage and the people that found them took all the rest to the shelter, leaving her after the neighborhood kids begged for her.

Well, the shelter is closed now and the kids are giving me the "can we keep it" routine. Our other two cats are hissing and generally hacked off. I'm not sure how to handle this!

Here is a rough pic:


Friday, June 1, 2012

"Forcing You To Understand"

*sigh*

Yes, we dumb fat sow American hicks can't possibly make our own health and nutritional decisions. Thank gawd we have a benevolent leftist dictator, um, I mean, mayor in New York to help us poor plebes take care of ourselves.

We must be forced to understand what Bloomberg says is for your own good! I wonder what he will force us to understand next?

Mayor Bloomberg has decided that you mouth-breathing idiots can't have more than 16 oz. of soda at a time while in his shining utopia. (But you can still get free refills.) He's there to take care of you and make sure you don't have too much sugar, little Johnnies.

This is unbelievable. Apparently, there are no other problems in NYC. No crime, no abject poverty, no infrastructure issues and no terrorism threats, either. Man, it must be nice there if the only thing to worry about is the average Joe's waistline! Oh, and to make sure law abiding New Yorkers can't exercise their Second Amendment rights!

Please do go and read Angry White Dude's dissertation on this. You won't regret it... Because if you don't laugh, you'll be "forced" to cry!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Memorial Day, '12

On this day we have cookouts, parades, ect... But let's not forget those who gave all for our freedom. Don't tear them down:

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Leftists Respecting the Ladies

Hey, conservative ladies... If you don't agree with liberal ideals, you can suck the left's d*ck.

Was that vulgar? Yep. But that's what they're into, as evidenced by this:


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"S.E. Cupp is a lovely young lady who read too much Ayn Rand in high school and ended up joining the dark side. Cupp, an author and media commentator who often shows up on Fox News programs, is undeniably cute. But her hotness is diminished when she espouses dumb ideas like defunding Planned Parenthood. Perhaps the method pictured here is Ms. Cupp’s suggestion for avoiding an unwanted pregnancy."


THAT is what you get as a conservative, pro-life woman. Sure, it's Hustler, a vile pornographic rag. Still, I would call this a virtual rape. Seriously.

Helllllooooooo? NOW? Any women's right's group? ANYONE? Where is anyone on the left calling for "civility," or decrying the horrifically misogynistic defamation of a woman by a magazine ran by a sleaze-peddler?

Obama? If you had another daughter, might she look like Cupp? Did this rag act "stupidly?" Can you just imagine if this vile photoshop had included the First Lady or another liberal commentator?

I also think it's curious that 'joining the dark side' consists of being a pro-life, pro-capitalism woman... But you haven't joined the dark side as a male who purchases a pornographic magazine that objectifies women for money.

Talk about a war on women, eh?

See the whole story, and an interview with the victim here.

Also, considering Ann Rand was mentioned while slandering a woman, I'm forced to wonder if Ducky got a job as an editor at Hustler. Hey, times are hard; we all have to take whatever work we can get...

The (not-so) Great Gatsby

This smacks of DiCaprio trying to re-do the 'modernized' Romeo and Juliet movie:



It's in 3-D? Ugh.

What do you all think?

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

All Kinds of Wrong? But WHO is Wrong?

The left-leaning blog TDW has called a court case concerning a college student, Ravi, who secretly filmed his gay college roommate Clementi having sex with another man and then posting it and creating a Twitter feed, "All kinds of Wrong." 

Clementi later jumped off a bridge to his death and Ravi faced up to 10 years in prison for his death. The judge instead sentenced Ravi to 30 days in jail, community service and counseling.

Read more here. 

Here's my take; what's yours?



The issue of homosexuality aside, what Ravi did was wrong, yes. But what Clementi did was even more wrong. He selfishly put his loved ones throughout the pain of his pointless death. Rather than standing up for who he is, fighting bullies like Ravi, standing up for his rights and the rights of others, Clementi chose to jump off a bridge.

If Clementi wasn't already mentally ill, which would be the only possible excuse for his final act, he was a coward.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Traveling In Style

Too bad this leftist loon didn't show up with a plate full of dog meat, too. You know, just to be fair.


From The Blaze:


Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. This picture of veteran Seattle TV Host Nancy Guppy arriving to cover the red carpet at the 38th Seattle Film Festival stuffed into an undersized dog kennel on the roof of a car is worth at least that many. It is unclear what prompted Guppy to enact this obviously insulting homage to former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and his controversial handling of his dog, Seamus. It is just as unclear why anyone would think this was a good idea.



Friday, May 18, 2012

Yours For Just a Few Easy Payments:

I know criticizing the death cult called Islam is like beating a dead horse... Or raping a dead wife...

But what the hey, right?

We'll start with Wild Bill giving his opinion on the Nazis of Palestine:




...To the Angry White Imam offering you the deal of the century on some young homicide bombers! Islam just can't be equaled!

Read the Imam's pitch. You will LOL until you realize it was inspired by this real video from our "good friends" in Saudi Arabia:



I suppose the 'father' needed compensation to make sure his loins produce as many 'sacred sacrifices' as possible!

Free pre-packed shrapnel with every purchase!

I am forced to wonder if, by subsidizing terrorism and death, one gets his 72 virgins even though he is clearly too much of a chicken shit to go through with homicide bombing himself? Of course, if the financier is wealthy enough he can purchase the death of many, many more infidels and those 'not Muslim enough' than he could inflict on his own... Hmmm...