Petraues Confirmed.

Sorry if I've misspelled the General's name...

But where are the leftist that called him "Betray-Us" when Bush was in charge? Hello?

Criminal Negligence!

Impeach the president, the Congress, ALL OF THEM, NOW!!!

The first line alone, IN AMERICA?!? HUMAN SMUGGLING?!? 

This, and previous administrations are a party to SLAVERY! 

SECURE OUR BORDERS! 

David Spade: Not Bad!

This is pretty damn decent of Spade, and pretty damn bad on our shitty gov'ts:

From here.

Why You Shouldn't Vote Democrat

As if you needed any more convincing:

Mics. Tuesday

Mr. Poindexter says that sex is not allowed in space. I. Kid. You. Not.

Now we see what would have happened if Lassie had been a cat:

Shocked? I'm Not.

From this source comes a vulgar display of insult to injury:

The widow of a Houston police officer killed by an illegal immigrant was "shocked" to learn that the city's former police chief has landed a top immigration job with the Obama administration, her lawyer told FoxNews.com on Friday. 

That's because Joslyn Johnson, whose husband, Rodney Johnson, was killed in 2006, is suing former Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt for failing to enforce federal immigration laws. She claims her husband would be alive today if the city had bothered to check up on the gunman's immigration status. 

Now that Hurtt is taking a job to oversee partnerships between federal and local officials with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Johnson -- and other critics -- say they're concerned the official who resisted immigration enforcement in Houston will now be in charge of promoting it. 

"She was shocked at the irony," Johnson's attorney, Ben Dominguez, said. 

As a police chief, Hurtt was a supporter of "sanctuary city" policies, by which illegal immigrants who don't commit crimes can live without fear of exposure or detainment because police don't check for immigration papers. During his tenure as Houston police chief, he criticized ICE's key program that draws on local law enforcement's support. He said in 2008 that local police "don't want to be immigration officers." He described that as a burden on the force. 

This is par for course for this administration.

But Don't Pay. Theatre Hop.

Oh, If Only We Could...

Thursday News Mashup

Steven Crowder is back, and has a few things to say about the Dems and their ties to 'big oil.'



It appears that Al Gore not only has the scam of global warming going for him, but he took a few cues from his ol' boss... You know, assaulting women and getting away with it?

What's up with Dems 'staining' clothes? *shudder*


So McChrysatl is out, eh? Perhaps he shouldn't have been critical of Obama while on the clock, but still... The military hating doofus-in-chief has it coming and then some.

Hey, Hillary wants your kid to know that it's OK to be gay! I would argue that it's none of the government's damn business. I guess it's OK to stay out of a woman's uterus when it comes to abortion, but they've got to be all in teenager's bedrooms.

Remember Obama's 'promise' not to raise taxes on the middle class? Well, it seems that doesn't apply to Congress and like the venal gluttons that they are, no amount of money from your paycheck can slake their thirst for wasting money.

Ooooh, guess what? Barry's utopia will be here in a mere decade, at which point he will end homelessness. Isn't it fantastic that heroin users will now have a small but comfortable room in which to shoot up? 

Nerdgasm

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Daleks. Oh, yes:

Latest Offerings From the "Religion of Peace"

From the ROP website:

And a more stories of humanity and peace that Islam provides:

Sharia banking doesn't work. (Not from an American news source.)

Woman's "Inner self seriously hurt" after being disallowed to wear a hijab to a job interview. (Also not from an American news source.)

Muslim man attacks judge with a meat cleaver. (Again, not covered in American media. Starting to notice a theme?)

"Peace flotilla" Muslims want to throw Jews into the sea. (Are we surprised? Again, not American MSM.)

Muslims use Facebook to target Christians. (Not sure where this source hails from... But I'm willing to bet it ain't the American MSM...)

Sharia court gives teenage gang rape victim jail time... Because she incited those 'men', after all. (I'm going to let you guess where this news doesn't come from.)

Five Muslims rob and beat solitary Sihk shopkeeper to death. (Again, not your friendly neighborhood American MSM reporting in...)

British Muslims challenge ban on pro-terror Imam. (Our final story, and we've a perfect record for NO American sources. Dhimmitude is disgusting.)

Video Saturday

Damn vuvzelas. (This is funny, you should watch it.)



And now, for a palate cleanser:

Let Them Eat Cake

While the residents of the gulf area go without jobs, clean water or any hope of an end to the continuing oil spill, Michelle Obama takes a luxurious vacation at taxpayer expense.

Even a day at the beach is done in presidential style for the First Family.

Currently enjoying a relaxing California vacation, Michelle Obama and daughter Sasha arrived at the extravagant beachside mansion of billionaire financial mogul, Howard Marks, on Wednesday afternoon…RadarOnline.com exclusively learned that mother and daughter pulled into the luxurious private estate in Malibu over looking the Pacific Ocean at 3 p.m. They were escorted by a police motorcade and spent a perfect summer day by the beach.

So far, the First Family has been experiencing the Hollywood highlife during their trip. They watched the Los Angeles Lakers blow out the Boston Celtics in Game 6 of the NBA Finals on Tuesday night. Before the game, they stopped in at the famous hot dog stand Pink’s for a ‘gourmet’ dinner.

I'll bet the people living in the Gulf would like to enjoy their beaches... And what happens when the people of Louisiana try to take matters into their own hands, because after two months the government has done nothing to stop the spill or clean up the mess? 

The coast guard stops 16 ships from going out to suck up oil to make sure there were enough life vests and fire extinguishers on board.

I. Shit. You. Not.

Bob:

Bob is appropriately angry, again:

Not the Onion Wednesday:

Seriously. Up first in NtOW, we have a radiograph pinup calendar.

From this site. 

You just can't get much more revealing than that.


Next, we have colored bacon.

Because regular bacon just isn't perfect enough, I suppose. Heh.

Finally, and I am NOT making this up, a German student attacked a Hell's Angles gang after flipping them off by throwing a puppy at them, and then made his escape by stealing a bulldozer.

I kid you not.

Source.