Zo: LBJ's Great Unjust Society

Lucky 13!

Today is my 13th anniversary! I've been quite lucky to be married to a wonderful man for so many years. Here's to many returns!

"On this day in 1976 the NASA Enterprise Shuttle received it's official dedication. Gene Roddenberry and most of The Original Series cast were on hand for this incredible event."

I find it offensive and saddening beyond measure that Obama has since gutted such a proud organization. No doubt Curiosity was so successfully executed in spite of him...

11 Years... Never Forget.

Godless Dems

Here is the video of the Dems reluctantly re-instating God and Israel back into their platform. Just watch:




The Chair could discern a majority in the 'voting.' It was clear the nays were louder!  He just went ahead and put God back in anyway, amongst booing, because it was politically expedient.

In other words, this would've bit 'em in the ass in a couple of months. It may yet!

I bring you some excellent satire from AWD: 

Begrudgingly, and with a shower of boos, the Dims at the DNC Convention reluctantly put God back into their platform today. Reportedly, the Big Man Upstairs has been watching all this and is not pleased! In a prepared statement released today, the Almighty said:

“Verily I say unto you! The Dims have once again turned their back on righteousness and embraced evil! With their original platform that omitted me and my chosen people, the Israelis, I can say that I did not get a thrill up my leg!
I don’t know what’s wrong with those Dims! They seem to have fallen for Allah. Allah this! Allah that! Oh, Allah all the time! And what has Allah ever done except encourage his followers to chop off people’s heads! I just don’t get it! I’ve been good to America! I’ve blessed America with tremendous wealth and power! But the Democrats are head over heels all over this guy Allah! We’ll see what happens when Allah has them buried in a pit dodging rocks!”

Democrats quickly changed their platform after it was revealed they no longer wanted anything to do with God. The socialists running the Democrat show had forgotten there are still a great deal of Dims who believe in the Almighty and haven’t fully embraced a godless society. But the leaders of the Democrat Party are working hard to make government the God of the people!

Heavenly Father continued:

“I see that President Obama has moved his acceptance speech to a Ramada Inn on Nations Ford Road in Charlotte from the Bank of America Stadium because of a 20% chance of rain. Good thing for him. I was going to drown those sumbitches with a storm not seen since Noah! For God will not be mocked and, while God doesn’t hate, I will exact my vengeance on the unpure! And there are none more impure than Democrats!”

“Things are going to get pretty bad for America with every step away from the Christian values that built their once-great country! Go ahead, Dims! Embrace Allah and Islam…see where it gets you! Think those unwashed savages will spare you from the knife? Guess again! You’ll end up on YouTube with your melon resting on your chest! And it will serve you right!”

The changing of the Democrat platform to use the word “God” was met with a chorus of boos from the liberal crowd in Charlotte. It was met with even more resistance from the mainstream propaganda media! For Dims, God = Government. And that is why America is screwed!

God the Father finished his statement saying:

“Verily I say unto Chris Matthews and his fellow libtarded sinners. Repent! Or you’ll soon find yourself in a lake of fire with Ted Kennedy! I have a whole section of Hell reserved for the Democrat Party!”

Meanwhile, a 'voter' at the DNC who came from Nueva York but hails from the territory of Puerto Rico wants to make her opinion of the political process in Los Estados Unidos known.

 She wants to kill Romney should she see him. That's perfectly reasonable, isn't it?



Don't worry. I'm sure the Secret Service will take a small break from the cathouse nearest the DNC to make sure this woman wasn't serious.

Riiiiiiight.

Addendum:

How about, "If you vote white, you've voted right." 

Nah, now THAT would be RACIST. Not this, however:

Correlation?

A recent study:

Link

Hmmmm...

Echo Chamber

Sound familiar?



THIS is what we need to see from the Romney camp. Thank gawd someone has grown a pair! Hopefully, they put this person at the top of the campaign effort!

(H/T to AWD. )

Which Woman?

Oh, dear... It has happened again:

Here is the previous airplane banner grammar snafu.

And Now For Something Completely Different:

Also, vampires don't sparkle or have sex with their sandwiches:

Don't Be A Bob...

Please do watch; this is good satire!

Hubris, Thy Name Is Obama

As I'm sure you all know, American hero Neil Armstrong passed away recently.

How, you might ask, has the president (who destroyed the shuttle program and has turned NASA into a Muslim outreach organization) chosen to honor such an iconic man?

By posting a picture of himself.

I crap you negative. I didn't believe it when I first saw it. No way could anyone be so arrogant. So vain:

AOW's analysis is correct; Obama is a malignant narcissist.

UPDATE

This excellent observation comes from Cube:

"Notice the moon phase upon which Obama so lovingly gazes..."

Better Then

Yes, that's right; we conservatives are idiot clingers while libs pull stunts like this:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! This is almost as good as Obama's Oiho stunt!

What's next? An airplane banner that says, "Mitt, your a jerk", or "We like Barry alot."

Hello? MSM?

Yeah, didn't think so...

It's O-HI-O, Mr. pResident

Apparently, I live in Oiho, now. After all, Barry Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama knows everything, so he surely knows how to spell one of the simplest names of these 57 states. Good thing our asshat-in-chief wasn't trying to spell Mississippi, or mAssachusetts.

Can we expect to hear a peep from the lapdog media about this idiocy? Any attacks?

Nah.

I really do hope that all the leftists follow Mooochelle's advice and vote on November the 2nd! 

Let Him Keep It.

Soulless.

As you all probably know, Muslim terrorist Nidal Hassan has refused to shave his beard, which has caused a delay in his military trial concerning the cold-blooded murder of 13 American soldiers and the wounding of over two dozen more.

His defense attorneys say the beard is his right; it is an expression of his Muslim faith. As Hasan is still responsible for meeting Army regulations, the judge has forbidden him from entering the courtroom, instead allowing Hasan to view the proceedings via CCTV.

So now, the judge has said that Hasan must be forcibly shorn prior to the trial.

From this source: 

Gross‘ response also told the appeals court that his order does not violate Hasan’s religious freedoms. Army rules prohibit beards, and those who join the military have agreed to give up certain personal interests over the needs of the service to maintain good order, discipline and security, according to the document.

In urging the court to deny Hasan’s appeal and to allow the trial to proceed, Gross’ response said that his order to forcibly shave Hasan ensures “that a military trial proceeds without a distracting and disruptive sideshow featuring an officer-accused flagrantly disrespecting the Army, his superiors, and the military judge.”

Well, that whole security thing certainly failed, didn't it?

You know, at first I thought, "Yeah. Hold that bastard down and shave him. Killing so many of us infidels wasn't enough, now he has to be openly defiant and disrespectful? Screw him!"

But now, after mulling it over, I think that Nidal Hasan should be allowed to keep his mangy beard. Let him be rolled into that courtroom with it. Let him show the judge and his superior officers where his loyalties truly lie.

That dog wants to make a statement? Let us hope that the judge gets the message, loud and clear. Let his beard be a visual reminder every second he sits in that courtroom.

Hell, I hope he shouts Allahu Ackbar a few more times, just to drive the point home! Let there be NO mistake!

Mr. Nothing.