Death By Taxation

Is it time for another Tea Party?

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

Perhaps another Revolution is in order...

Che Hilton

So poor, poor Paris only got half of her sentance done awy with?

Why, she's a pariah!

I wonder how long it will be before we start seeing tee-shirts like this on every leftard out there?

Baby Jail

Crate training works so well for puppies, so why not for kids?



Our little one decided to crawl into the puppy crate and pretend to be a doggie while I put away laundry. It was so cute, I just couldn't resist sharing! (Imagine her one-year-old voice yelling, "I doggie! I doggie!")

**Leftard Disclaimer** I would never actually put any of my kids in a dog crate, no matter how misbehaved they may be at the time. That's what cribs are for, so lay off the CPS speed dial.**

Speed Painting: Jack Bauer

I'm floored!

Shrillary Loves Poor People...

Try to watch this on an empty stomach:



You know, if Bill really respected Shrillary as much as he claims, you'd think he wouldn't step out on her...

Hamas Mouse

Don't worry, Hamas Mouse... I'm sure CAIR will come to the rescue.

Hillary-Speak

An Inconsistent Truth

Feline Ego

How a cat sees himself:

How Your Cat And Dog Interact:

(Click to enlarge.)

Hodgepodge Saturday: Not To Be Confused With Harkonnen's Hodgepodge.

CSI: Indiana.

This is pretty cool: The nation's youngest deputy coroner.

While I'm hodgepodging, Caption Milo's final mistake!

New Family Member!

The NeoCon Household has a new member:

A seven-week-old Standard Poodle!

Due to piddle patrol, posting and reading will be considerably lighter than usual! I promise to get around as much as possible, but until little bladders mature a bit...

Everyday Hero

Jack Bauer Appreciation Day

After a couple of lame episodes of 24, Jack is back and kicking posterior!

To show our gratitude, today we celebrate "Jack Bauer Appreciation Day."

Go to Blogs4Bauer and check out the observance guidelines.

Don't forget to report back with your results!

"Homegrown" Terror Plot

The "religion of peace" is at it again...

Six foreign-born Muslims, half here illegally (Gee, I wonder how they got here?) were arrested for planning to assault Fort Dix with automatic weapons and rocket-propelled grenade launchers.

No doubt they would have murdered many soldiers before a response could be made.

Thankfully, an alert video store clerk notified authorities that the wanna-be jihadis requested a DVD be copied, which contained scenes of terrorist training camps, 'last wills' by some of the 9-11 hijackers, clips of Osama bin Laden, and lots of cries for "JIHAD."

The terrorists were arrested while trying to buy AK-47s, M-16s and other weapons.

The FBI says that the six Muslims don't appear to have any ties to al-Qaida, or any other international terror group, making them more difficult to track.

How did these cowards prepare? Excerpted:

One of the suspects, Tatar, worked at his father's pizzeria and made deliveries to the base, using the opportunity to scout out Fort Dix for an attack, authorities said.

The men trained by playing paintball in the woods in New Jersey and taking target practice at a firing range in Pennsylvania's Pocono Mountains, where they had rented a house, authorities said.

Of course, why stop with Ft. Dix, even though there would be less than a snowball's chance in Hell of making it out alive?

These cretins also wanted to attack a Philadelphia Navy installation during the annual Army-Navy football game.

Are you ready for your head to explode?

Excerpted:

"If these people did something, then they deserve to be punished to the fullest extent of the law," said Sohail Mohammed, a lawyer who represented scores of detainees after the Sept. 11 attacks. "But when the government says `Islamic militants,' it sends a message to the public that Islam and militancy are synonymous."

"Don't equate actions with religion," he said.

Gee, Mohammed... Maybe we wouldn't if every time we turned on the news we didn't hear about members of your 'peaceful' religion killing innocent people, homicide bombing grocery stores, launching rockets at Israeli kindergartens... The list goes on and on.

Terror attacks by Muslims are committed in the name of Allah and Islam.

More:

Mario Tummillo, who lives near Tatar's father in Cookstown, said he worked with Tatar at a pizza parlor. Tummillo, 20, described Tatar as a religious man who "wasn't violent at all."

Unless you count the whole terror plot thing, of course.

He recalled Tatar praying in the back of the restaurant and said Tatar often talked about religion, bringing it up in conversations about other subjects.

"He would start talking about how you should worship God," Tummillo said.

Hey, but we can't equate actions with religion, right? Riiiiight.