Thursday, September 27, 2012

Get Your Obama Phone For Voting Minority, He Gonna Do More!




What is this... I don't even... Um...

*facepalm*

Dear lawrd, if this is what turns out in November, we're doomed.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Monday, September 24, 2012

Kim Jong Style

I'm sure by now most of you have heard of the latest annoying foreign music fad given meme immortality: Gangam Style. If you haven't watched it, you don't know what you're missing. Other than about four minutes of your life, that is. 

Well, here's some Kim Jong style for 'y'all: 


You're welcome. Heh. 

Thursday, September 20, 2012

For Your Consideration:

As far as I can tell, this is a real thing:

(Click to enlarge.)

UPDATE:

We may have found the 'artist's' inspiration:


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Lucky 13!

Today is my 13th anniversary! I've been quite lucky to be married to a wonderful man for so many years. Here's to many returns!

Monday, September 17, 2012



"On this day in 1976 the NASA Enterprise Shuttle received it's official dedication. Gene Roddenberry and most of The Original Series cast were on hand for this incredible event."




I find it offensive and saddening beyond measure that Obama has since gutted such a proud organization. No doubt Curiosity was so successfully executed in spite of him...

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Godless Dems

Here is the video of the Dems reluctantly re-instating God and Israel back into their platform. Just watch:




The Chair could discern a majority in the 'voting.' It was clear the nays were louder!  He just went ahead and put God back in anyway, amongst booing, because it was politically expedient.

In other words, this would've bit 'em in the ass in a couple of months. It may yet!

I bring you some excellent satire from AWD: 


Begrudgingly, and with a shower of boos, the Dims at the DNC Convention reluctantly put God back into their platform today. Reportedly, the Big Man Upstairs has been watching all this and is not pleased! In a prepared statement released today, the Almighty said:
“Verily I say unto you! The Dims have once again turned their back on righteousness and embraced evil! With their original platform that omitted me and my chosen people, the Israelis, I can say that I did not get a thrill up my leg!
I don’t know what’s wrong with those Dims! They seem to have fallen for Allah. Allah this! Allah that! Oh, Allah all the time! And what has Allah ever done except encourage his followers to chop off people’s heads! I just don’t get it! I’ve been good to America! I’ve blessed America with tremendous wealth and power! But the Democrats are head over heels all over this guy Allah! We’ll see what happens when Allah has them buried in a pit dodging rocks!”
Democrats quickly changed their platform after it was revealed they no longer wanted anything to do with God. The socialists running the Democrat show had forgotten there are still a great deal of Dims who believe in the Almighty and haven’t fully embraced a godless society. But the leaders of the Democrat Party are working hard to make government the God of the people!
Heavenly Father continued:
“I see that President Obama has moved his acceptance speech to a Ramada Inn on Nations Ford Road in Charlotte from the Bank of America Stadium because of a 20% chance of rain. Good thing for him. I was going to drown those sumbitches with a storm not seen since Noah! For God will not be mocked and, while God doesn’t hate, I will exact my vengeance on the unpure! And there are none more impure than Democrats!”
“Things are going to get pretty bad for America with every step away from the Christian values that built their once-great country! Go ahead, Dims! Embrace Allah and Islam…see where it gets you! Think those unwashed savages will spare you from the knife? Guess again! You’ll end up on YouTube with your melon resting on your chest! And it will serve you right!”
The changing of the Democrat platform to use the word “God” was met with a chorus of boos from the liberal crowd in Charlotte. It was met with even more resistance from the mainstream propaganda media! For Dims, God = Government. And that is why America is screwed!
God the Father finished his statement saying:
“Verily I say unto Chris Matthews and his fellow libtarded sinners. Repent! Or you’ll soon find yourself in a lake of fire with Ted Kennedy! I have a whole section of Hell reserved for the Democrat Party!”



Meanwhile, a 'voter' at the DNC who came from Nueva York but hails from the territory of Puerto Rico wants to make her opinion of the political process in Los Estados Unidos known.

 She wants to kill Romney should she see him. That's perfectly reasonable, isn't it?



Don't worry. I'm sure the Secret Service will take a small break from the cathouse nearest the DNC to make sure this woman wasn't serious.

Riiiiiiight.

Addendum:

How about, "If you vote white, you've voted right." 

Nah, now THAT would be RACIST. Not this, however:



Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Echo Chamber

Sound familiar?



THIS is what we need to see from the Romney camp. Thank gawd someone has grown a pair! Hopefully, they put this person at the top of the campaign effort!

(H/T to AWD. )