Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Party in the CIA

Because everyone needs a daily dose of Weird Al:

I Had To Look Hard, But I Finally Found The Offending Picture

I Had To Look Hard, But I Finally Found The Offending Picture

Take a look at this story, another fine example of the 'religion of peace' threatening to maim and kill over a cartoon.

Survey

Survey

Friday, June 24, 2011

Another Tattoo

I don't have one... But I might consider one of these hi-larious tats!

Seriously, if you slow-mo a few of these you will crack up!

(Parody of Nothing On You) Yeah, I'm killin' you with Weird Al. You've gotta love the Che head scurrying away!


Unreal.

Move along, nothing to see here. It's not like another batch of young, Muslim males were plotting another massacre on American soil or anything.

It's just another isolated incident.

Meanwhile, our so-called Commander-in-Chief cocks up remembering his first CMH recipient: 



If any other president had done this, would we not be hearing screeching about his disregard of the military and/or questions about his mental capacity?

Deplorable.

Monday, June 20, 2011

FINALLY!

New Weird Al is out tomorrow!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Al-Qaeda Has a New Leader

So why isn't this guy full of bullet holes already?

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Religion of Cultural Terrorism

Who's Upset About This?

Another day, another affront to Israel's right to exist by an insane Mohammadin bent on symbolically defeating Israel and America.

Who's upset about this, you may ask? Human rights activists? The UN?

Nah, the the people getting upset at this latest display of Islamic insanity are animal rights activists.


From this source:


Given the current state of the economy, it comes as no surprise that many Egyptians are doing all that they can to revive international interest in their country. What is surprising, though, is that one man has somehow managed to convince himself - and a few others - that he can single-handedly “boost tourism in Egypt” by fighting a full-grown African lion in direct hand-to-paw combat, in front of the Pyramids at Giza.
Inexplicably, al-Sayed al-Essawy, a 25-year-old from Daqahlia, has come to believe that “the world will flock to see the Egyptian man who defeated a lion with his bare hands.”
The fight, or “battle” as Essawy, prefers to call it, was announced two weeks ago, immediately igniting a firestorm of international protests and online petitions from individuals and animal rights organizations alike. The negative reaction surprised Essawy, prompting the self-proclaimed “strongest man in the world” to admit to being “confused and heart-broken.”
Nonetheless, Essawy insists that the fight is still on, even if he has to stage the battle in a secret location.
Al-Masry Al-Youm: When, and more importantly, how did you come up with this idea?
Al-Sayed al-Essawy: I discovered my incredible strength at the age of 13, and, almost immediately afterwards, promised myself that, one of these days, I would fight a lion. Since then, I’ve been thinking about the best way to go about it, and, after the revolution, with the economy the way it is, I’ve been given the perfect opportunity to realize my dream.
Al-Masry: You claim this event will revive the tourism industry. What makes you think anyone on earth would want to see this fight, let alone travel specifically for it?
Essawy: If America, or any other country, had a man with the ability to combat the strongest creature on the planet, they would properly promote him, and use his strength to their advantage. He would become a worldwide phenomenon, and people would come from their countries just to see him. This is what I want to do for my country. Do you understand what an amazing spectacle this will be? It will appeal to everyone. The Gulfis will watch and laugh, the Arabs will be entertained, and the Americans will be fascinated, from a scientific point of view. They will marvel at a truly unprecedented feat. This show will have something for everyone.
Al-Masry: What about animal lovers? Are you aware of how many people your lion-fighting plans have angered? People are threatening to boycott Egypt and any Egyptian products because of you.
Essawy: That’s because they don’t understand what I’m going to do. They think I’m going to kill the lion. I’m not going to kill it, nor will I be armed with a sword or dagger - those are all false reports circulated by the media for reasons I don’t understand.
Al-Masry: So, you’re not going to kill the lion?
Essawy: No. Unless it’s a matter of life or death, in which case I will be forced to kill it.
Al-Masry: When is fighting a lion not a matter of life or death?
Essawy: It’s up to the lion. If he chooses to withdraw, or surrender, and lets me tie him up, then I will not kill him and the fight will end. But, like I said, if it comes down to either me or him, I will have to kill him. But I don’t want to kill the lion, nor am I planning on it. I want to make that clear.
Al-Masry: What will you do with its corpse?
Essawy: I will have it stuffed (laughs).
Al-Masry: What do you have to say to your attackers? How is this, for example, in any way different from, say, bull-fighting, which is a major part of Spain’s tourism industry?
Essawy: Exactly! I made that same point to several other people. To my attackers I say, if you think this is wrong, maybe you should change your perspective, or at least, take it out on the bullfighters too, instead of just me. Besides, this isn’t just for fun, what I’m planning on doing. It’s to help my country, and to send an important message.
Al-Masry: What message are you trying to send?
Essawy: When I defeat the lion - which I will - I will pull an Israeli flag out of my pocket, and drape it over the lion, and put my foot on it. Israel led me to this, through all their atrocities which, as a child, I grew up watching on television. The message is that even though Israel and America may be as strong as a lion - the strongest creature on the planet - they too can be defeated.
Al-Masry: By you?
Essawy: By the Arab youth, which is about to explode. Soon, they will be ready to take on the mightiest foe.


Yeah, like we've never seen an young Muslim man explode before.

Read the whole thing, if you can take it. This champ also boasts later in the interview about punching and kicking dogs.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Shred the World

I say throw a pipe wrench into it and see what happens.

IMO, those hands are getting way too close for comfort... Instant sausage!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Janet Napolitano. Still an Idiot Dhimmi.

Napolitano uses the word logic, but I do not think it means what she thinks it means...

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Idiocracy

Welcome to the Magnited States of America:



Definitely NSFW.

As Beamish pointed out, this is the future. 

Kona Wants Breakfast

My Pitt Bull Kona loves her food. This is actually kind of mild:



That's Fortune in the back ground.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

'Kay, a Three-fer:


I'm sure you've all heard of the San-Fran vote due this November to determine whether to allow circumcision in the city. 

Riiiiiiiiight. 

And this is all about a human's right to choose for him/herself whether they want to be circed, right? 'Cause a baby can't choose, right? There's no religious discrimination going on here, right?  

Uh-huh. So check these out, from this source: (This is so blatantly anti-Semitic that I don't know what to say. )








(If you can't see this last graphic, please follow the link above.)

Yes, this is the prog's campaign material to encourage people to vote against circ-ing. No medical argument, no logic, just raging Jew-hate. 

I am forced to wonder why they aren't putting out such propaganda featuring sinister Imams with scissors cutting up babies foreskins, or slicing up a young Mulsima's clitoris. 

Just sayin'. 


Constitutional Scholar and British Excellence.

OK, a twofer for today, as I couldn't decide which to go with.

First, I thought the left billed Obama as a "Constitutional Scholar."

So, then we can assume that Obama is an expert on and understands the workings of the Constitution of the United States... Probably a plus for the President and Commander in Chief, right?

So can we also assume that Obama is further revealing himself as the dictator his is by so completely disregarding that pesky Constitution that the House has to give him a bi-partisan rebuke?


Next, we have cupcakes.

Well, Operation Cupcake.

In a bit of wry British humor that can only be describes as utterly brilliant, MI6 hacked an English-language jihadi online magazine and replaced bomb making recipes with cupcake recipes featured on the Ellen Degeneres show, including a Mojito cocktail cupcake.

Please read the whole think in the link above. It is a riot!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Hump Day Roundup

First of all and most importantly, I would like to ask you all to keep Ray/EB in your hearts and prayers, as he has had an MI and is undergoing treatment.

I found so much stuff out there today that I could not decide on just one thing to post about, so instead I've come up with a list:



Australia shows a mind-boggling amount of foul dhimmitude:

Oh, the victims were asking for it. UNREAL. So, if this asshole Islamist has proven he can't handle Western civilization, are the Aussies now going to deport them and seriously reconsider the criteria used for bringing in immigrant Muslims?

I think we all know the answer to that one...

Next, we have a story that is poetic in it's justice. Of course, bagging the lopped off penis and hand-delivering it to the cops was probably the only way this woman escaped some barbaric Islamic 'justice':

Monju Begum is a married mother of three and warrior queen. She says her neighbor, Mozammel Haq Mazi, had been harassing her for months. Then he decided to go pro with his creepiness. He forced his way into her house in Bangladesh and tried to rape her...

We presume her husband was away, because Monju was left to fight him off on her own. And fight him off she did quite well, thank you.

As Mazi pulled out his effete penis in an attempt at forced copulation, Monju was able to grab a knife and cut the little bastard off, thus countering his maneuver. 

Mazi was rushed to the hospital, bleeding like a stuck rapist with his member removed. Monju, meanwhile, calmly placed the severed organ in a bad, then marched it down to the police station as proof that Mazi had tried to rape her.

Mazi, a father of five, has tried to claim that the two were having an affair and Monju wanted him to run away with her. But he refused, saying he couldn't leave his wife and children. So Monju cut off his wanger in a fit of jealousy.

We're not sure about you, but it seems to us that men rarely get their penis cut off for acts of nobility and steadfast marital devotion. Police say they plan to arrest Mazi as soon as he recovers. 

Doctors, fittingly, were unable to reattach his not-so-mighty sword.




More terrorism in the US... This example a mere stone's throw from where I hail. Anything from the MSM or local news around here? Nope.


This one is BIG. Have you heard much about the Iranian Parliament is turning on the Hitler of Iran?


You've all heard the term 'limousine liberal'. Under the Obama administration and specifically Clinton's State Dept., limousines owned by the Federal government has soared by 73%. 


But remember, according to Obama you can just sell your gas hog and buy a tiny econo-car if you don't like the price of gasoline. As for the Fed, well, you can just eat cake while they raise your taxes to pay for their  luxurious rides . 


Lastly, I usually do not care for Jon Stewart, but he's playing this WienerGate thing pretty fairly: