Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Where Will DHS Stop?

Guess what, America?

The Dept. of Homeland Security can now give you a pre-crime interrogation at any large event. It's not enough that little children and old ladies are felt up in the airports for simply wanting to go on vacation or to visit Grandma while Muslims are ignored out of not wanting to offend them.

Now we have to endure this:



I can guarantee the one place you'll never see this is at a border crossing... Unless it's being used to harass passport holding Americans trying to come and go while the rest of our borders remain WIDE open.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Have a Good Memorial Day...

...And don't forget the reason for this holiday.


Friday, May 27, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Steven Crowder on Net Neutrality:

Can You Feel It?

Can you feel it? The utter embarrassment of having such a fool for a president?

Skip to 0:27 for the international humiliation:



Lawrd gawd almighty, I couldn't do such a horrendous Irish accent if I tried to.

And to top it all off, there is this:



Can this boob go anywhere or do anything without looking like a laughing stock?

In My Best Maxwell Smart Voice...

...Missed it by that much.

Seriously, dude?

Seeing how this snake oil man is not returning 'donations' from the rapture prediction a few days ago, can we now try him for fraud, or does this fall into the category of a fool and his money is soon separated?

Monday, May 23, 2011

BAMF of the Day

You have been derezzed:





Oh, and you've been derezzed by this guy, too. 

Dr. Who on Tesla Coils:

I would like to go ahead and volunteer to be one of the kids in the Faraday cage, please?

Friday, May 20, 2011

Smoooooth.

Let me start this off by saying I'm no big MJ fan. His latter stuff is unpalatable, and even when watching his earlier good stuff it is difficult to get past that whole self-mutilating-drug-abusing-child-molester thing.

That said, I posted this awesome cover a while back:



Well, now, a new contender has appeared!

Check this out, and please comment as to which is better:

King Obama the First

Lord Barack Hussein Obama has declared that Israel shall forfeit land won after being attacked and warring singlehandedly against multiple Arab nations, going back to the borders of 1967.




This, after reversing his campaign promises regarding Israel and after recently promising an undisclosed but increased amount of foreign aid to the Middle East.

Hm. Perhaps I should have said Sheik Obama instead...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Attention!!!

You will now receive a message from you beloved leader: 

It’s called the Personal Localized Alert Network or PLAN. Presidential and local emergency messages as well as Amber Alerts would appear on cell phones equipped with special chips and software.


SNIP


“The lessons that were reinforced on 9/11 is the importance of getting clear and accurate information to the public during a crisis,” New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg said at a news conference on Tuesday.


SNIP


The announcement of the new emergency alert system came in the wake of Osama bin Laden's death and an uptick in security and safety concerns around New York City.


SNIP 



For now, the alerts are capable on certain high-end cell phones but starting next year, all cell phones will be required to have the chip that receives alerts.


Be sure to have your mobile devices on your person and on at all times, boys and girls. It's for your own good. 

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Or a .22...

... That would be humane, too. ;)

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Connor's Tardis

OBL Dead.

OBL is dead. At least we think so; his body was jettisoned so quickly that there is little room to dispute the administration's claims that they have OBL's DNA. And why get rid of the fetid corpse so quickly? To comply with Islamic law? To prevent OBL from having a physical rallying point of his so-called martyrdom?

Bullshit. Islamic custom can kiss my ass after 9-11, and OBL will be a martyr no matter what we do. Until a day or so ago, he was a living martyr as far as those filthy animals were concerned.




But whatever. The bastard is likely gone and good riddance. It's been a long time coming.

What really bothers me is that they gave OBL a forty minute Islamic burial ceremony?

WTF?!? 

Don't leftists and apologists for Islam tell us that Osama bin Laden is a freak, fringe job insane violent person who is not truly practicing real Islam?

Then why honor him with a proper Islamic death rite? 


I just can't take it. 


Thoughts? 


UPDATE: 


GO HERE AND READ THIS. If even a kernel of it is true, we need to have a vote of non confidence. NOW.